Saturday, April 18, 2009

Fir Tree Man

Damn you i say to the man that accidentally breathed in a spore and grew a 5cm fir tree in his lungs! You may have proven that it can be done but did it actually grow inside of you. You say it must me true, its the only thing that makes sense, and the doctors told me that. WELL MISTER did some part of you expose yourself to sunlight? Is it possible for it to have grown a full 5cm inside of you without sunlight? TAKE THAT. no actually don't you just might. haha to the random corny intermission.
Anyways back to ranting to the fir tree man, i have always wanted to know someone later on in life that had a plant that grew inside them, so you stole my dream! how cruel to have taken aways a young child dream. *cries*


.....SNAP you paediphiles think i am a young child?!? (FTW) >>??


dammnit it was suppose to be a moving picture, guess its less hysterical now. *sigh*



Some of my fellow bloggers may know the play, Inside the Island by Louis Nowra........so....i have made it a point that in every drama essay i ever write ......this year...... i will quote this somewhere in the long essays i will write..."Tarty, Farty, Party". now that is worth given full marks for. daring much? rebelling to the max.

so i'm going to find some cake now. goodbye and no you can't have any.....
leaving you with a quote from SPN.....

think about it?

4 comments:

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

Lol. Well it's quite unfortunate that you didnt get the chance to be the first one to have a tree grow inside you...

How very odd.

the thing that should not be said...

tree's dont reproduce by spores, only fungi do. and if it was a fungi it wouldnt need sunlight to grow anyway.

cornflake said...

...who is this person? they're insane!... i like them!

sam-ham said...

weird. I was always one to believe as a child that if I ate apple seeds, a tree would grow in me. I freaked out so bad.