Fir Tree Man

Damn you i say to the man that accidentally breathed in a spore and grew a 5cm fir tree in his lungs! You may have proven that it can be done but did it actually grow inside of you. You say it must me true, its the only thing that makes sense, and the doctors told me that. WELL MISTER did some part of you expose yourself to sunlight? Is it possible for it to have grown a full 5cm inside of you without sunlight? TAKE THAT. no actually don't you just might. haha to the random corny intermission.
Anyways back to ranting to the fir tree man, i have always wanted to know someone later on in life that had a plant that grew inside them, so you stole my dream! how cruel to have taken aways a young child dream. *cries*


.....SNAP you paediphiles think i am a young child?!? (FTW) >>??


dammnit it was suppose to be a moving picture, guess its less hysterical now. *sigh*



Some of my fellow bloggers may know the play, Inside the Island by Louis Nowra........so....i have made it a point that in every drama essay i ever write ......this year...... i will quote this somewhere in the long essays i will write..."Tarty, Farty, Party". now that is worth given full marks for. daring much? rebelling to the max.

so i'm going to find some cake now. goodbye and no you can't have any.....
leaving you with a quote from SPN.....

think about it?

The Meaning of "Cornflake"

No, this is not a blog designed to endorse breakfast cereals... like all my blogs (all... two.... of them) there is a certain meaning behind the name of the title (url). I wanted to call this blog "TheWindow" but that was taken. It would've been like TheWindowOfBilby only for everyone... The Window to the world and all it's insanity... cool :) But no, failing that I tried to think of something that would mean something, something that seperates this random blog from every other random blog...

... cornflakes...

Well the second author of this blog (woo! Yeah! Authors!) has adopted to be called "Cornflake" and last I checked this was her thingy on her phone.... well it means something ok? Well we were giving these orals (hehehe immature giggle) NO not that! Oral presentations... as in we stand up and talk... about poetry really (It's an english lit thing... you wouldn't understand) and my friend stands up and gives a talk about her interpretation of one of the most simplest seeming and odd poems in all of Bruce Dawes Sometimes Gladness... "The Cornflake". What appeared to be a poem about... food... seemed to hold a deeper meaning for this girl and she explained it in a way that made absolute perfect sense (which considering she flailed her hands a lot when saying it made it all that more interesting and special) and the poem basically talks about Cornflakes being eaten with no thought, they just come and go but some stick and become stains and aren't washed off and survive generations... and well it's poetry so it can be interpreted different ways and isn't always as shallow as it seems she told us all that she thought it could be used to talk about humans. Many people are just made and they come and go, we're seemingly the same and pass by with no thought and nothing distinguishes us... but some of us... some of us very special little cornflakes break free of this cycle! We fling ourselves out of the bowl and we become famous or special or different or amasing or wonderful and we're out there to be remembered for many generations! Never to be washed off the floor or wall to which we cling! We are the cornflakes and we will not be moved! For a hundred years we will stand as an icon, a monument before the world and our name will be remembered...

So, being the awesome friend I am who cares, listens and likes in-jokes I decided that I shall make this blogs title based on that concept... that idea that we don't always have to be the same and some of us can stand out. Some of us can achieve more and so...

...We are cornflakes :)

... And these are the ramblings of these cornflakes...

Enjoy :)

Fellow Cornflakes

OK this blog has been created well... for fun really. (I dare someone to come up with a perfectly legitimate and plausible reason why any of us do anything that isn't somehow related to our own enjoyment...) But how is this fun? Well you see this gets a bunch of people together to basically make the world just that little itty bitty tinsy tiny eeny weeny beeny seeny geeny teeny yeeny bit more interesting.... or just a bit more random :) OK the idea is get a few or more authors to this blog and just let them blog... a lot... about nothing, or something, or whatever. Trust me, blogging is fun! It really is you get a lot of things out and you come up with some really random things. So if you're currently reading this because I've sent you to this page and asked you to become a co-author to this blog I basically think you are quite dandy and awesome to say the least :) I also think you may be a bit odd... or very odd... doesn't matter! I like you anyway, and I hope you like me back.... the... way you like friends that is.... I'm pretty sure I'll try to invite some guys into this whole group blogging thing so I'd rather they not start making googly eyes at me... that's creepy...

Anyhoo, if you are an author of this blog please read the following rules (also, signing up to be an Author means I OWN YOUR SOUL!)

1. Don't blog about really personal matters.... OK strangely enough the world doesn't need to know that you're feeling really sad because sometimes you just feel so alone... (That's for the stalkers on myspace to find out) Feel free to tell us that someone in your life has died... we bloggers aren't completely heartless (only mindless zombies sent to read BLOGS) personal problems are for diaries not blogs.... unless they're really funny personal problems... I care though... (Of course, blogging about how you fed the dog today is really really strange and so therefore most likely encouraged :P Yes the world wants to hear about how fat your siblings or pets are becoming!)

2. Don't give away personal information... (like... no duh...) basically the world might care where you live.... but you really shouldn't let them know because some of the world is a creepy world. It clings to the underside of rocks and hisses in the dark trying to find out where you lives....

Also, you don't need to but it'd be really awesome if we all had an alias... I have an alias, Cornflake has an alias (of... "Cornflake"...) so feel free to hide who you are from the world! Woo! Hiding in an ironic fashion! :P

3. Don't post blogs consisted of single

BLOG

ENTRIES

WRITTEN

LIKE

THIS

Each page shows 20 (now 20! I've discovered how to change that number!) blog entries so if you post really short blogs that run off from each other YOU ANNOY EVERYONE!

4. Enjoy yourself...

... or else....

.....mwahahahahahahahahagajaggiebvasp0ghgljvushgilovechicken!hahahaha..... ha

Now, go out and blog, who cares what it's about? Just blog about how you don't know what to blog about... it will just spawn from there and it will be fun! And random and basically lets try to make the world laugh at our total awesome randomness... because we all know we're totally awesome... we're cornflakes :)