I am a Terrible Person

It's not a question like when everyone else says it. I really am :P I scare small children... and I want a shirt that says that (*ahem* suggestion for christmas present?) I also have proof that I'm scary! Just look at this authentic conversation between me and a friend's little brother on facebook:

(Oh yeah, btw background information: I decided I would say his name multiple times in a row once because I told him it was fun to say... so it started off as saying ti 3 times in a row then 5 and so)

Btw his last name has been edited out for his protection... I don't want anyone stalking him but ME OK?

Bilby: OMG! IT'S CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN! (now up to SIX TIMES! Because you're 6 times more awesome than any other of the Cheekin's I know!) HEEEEELLOOOOO!!! Hello.
45 Minutes ago
Cheekin:

youre starting to freak me out :O

42 minutes ago
Bilby: (Cheekin needs an adult!) I'm only STARTING!? What!? You confirmed my friend request, you obviously don't find me too scary... and come on! All I did was say hello and hell your name 7 times and compare you to imaginary people... who would find THAT scary cheekin cheekin cheekin?

40 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

er..yes..o_O

38 minutes ago
Bilby:

Although you are scared of me, I want you to know you can always rely on me to be there for you... even when you don't want me to be... but I'll be there.

37 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

heh..thats nice..

36 minutes ago
Bilby:

yes. isn't it just? It's nice just like your name cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin :) Do you admire yourself in the mirror?

31 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

not usually

30 minutes ago
Bilby:

does that mean that there are times? I would if I had a name like cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin. It's so cool. I'd say it to myself over and over. Next year I can legally change my name. I'm thinking maybe... "Steve"...

29 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

no just said it so you would leave me alone T^T

27 minutes ago
Bilby:
But why would I leave you alone Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin? You're so cool! :) And we're friiiiieeeendds on facceeeboook!

26 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

right..so im gonna stop talking to you now..

17 minutes ago
Bilby:

I've never felt more rejected and hurt! :'( I don't love you anymore Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin.....

17 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

phew what a relief

14 minutes ago
Bilby:

That's still talking to me! Does that mean there's still hope for our relationship? I'm sorry Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin! Please forgive me? We can still be faaaacceebook friiiiieeeendss...

13 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

no. and im going to sleep :O

12 minutes ago
Bilby:

Well I'm going to cry myself to sleep then! :'( Goodnight CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN! Sweet dreams! Don't let the bed bugs bite! I promise not to watch you while you sleep :)

Farewell my fair prince!

10 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

ew. well now you probably made me not able to sleep

6 minutes ago
Bilby:

We can stay up together! Hey do you have msn? Come paly tic tac to with me :D

5 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

no thanks just the thought of that made me feel like sleeping again!

22 seconds ago
Bilby:

*whispers* Goodnight.... cheekin... cheekin... cheekin... cheekin......................

Then:

Bilby:

I know you're not sleeping! You're on maple dammit!

15 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

lol how did you know i play maple

14 minutes ago
Bilby:
BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN! How dare you lie to me! I feel so hurt... just for that I'm not giving you back your pet cat!

13 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:

of course im not sleeping its 920

11 minutes ago
AP:

stop freaking him out!!!! omg can u please b a clown for sport canival!!! please please please

11 minutes ago
Bilby:

Well maybe you go to bed at a respectable hour? Who knows!? All I know is that you LIED to ME!!!! :'( *cries* I've never been hurt as much as I have been tonight...

...and no, I'm going as a Lemming to the sports carnival

9 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:

whos fraser logan?

9 minutes ago
Bilby:

FRASER LOGAN is the guy on the ad for smarter than smoking. You know how the guy doesn't get to go to the party because he can't afford it? (yet somehow can afford a video phone...) It's FRASER LOGAN!

5 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:

why is weird ppls i dont know adding me?!?!

5 minutes ago
Bilby:

Because we love you...

5 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:

i havent seen that ad

4 minutes ago
Cheekin:

actually i dont think ive seen smarter than smoking ads in a while

3 minutes ago
Bilby:

But... you need to! It's FRASER LOGAN's BIG breakthrough performance! He's on the tv for a whole 2 seconds!

3 minutes ago
Bilby:

well if you haven't seen them in a while then obviously that means it's OK to smoke then... so hey, when I'm 18 do you want me to buy you cigs? I wil... for YOU Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin

2 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:

oh you were serious? i can never tell with you

2 minutes ago
Bilby:

I'm always serious.... ALWAYS....

about a minute ago ·
Cheekin:

right. well im really gonna go now

44 seconds ago
Cheekin:

nice talking to you...i guess? o_O

28 seconds ago
Bilby:

It's been REALLY REALLY NICE to talk to you too Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin! (See? Now we're up to 7 just because you said that:) You like me aww) Goooooddnniggghhtt my ffaaaacceebook frrriiiieeendd :P

2 seconds ago

The end :)

The really weird thing was how he actually had confirmed my friend request to begin with when he knew I was going to be weird and creepy towards him... and the even weirder thing is he didn't actually bother to remove me from his friends list during/after that... Hmm.

Normally Weird Conversations :)

Yep. Read on. Btw emoticons didn't copy over so mine goes :P(L)(W) after Smartical and his goes :D:P after ShmooFace. Also: bonus cookie points to the faithful reader who can guess what my msn name is a reference to!

ShmooFace says:
dude whats with tha wilted rose?
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
its been in my msn name for about 2 years now.... ur a bit slow on asking that question
ShmooFace says:
i guess i am a big, big idiot! im sorry, my love, will you ever forgive me????
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
uhy.... as long as u take back that sentence about calling me ur love then sure
ShmooFace says:
sorry honey-bunny
ShmooFace says:
but i love u sooooooo much i just cant keep it bottled up anymore
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
well.... too bad im madly in love with my GIRL-friend
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
cause i like girls with girl bits
ShmooFace says:
uh-huh but you'd dump her for me right......
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
hell no
ShmooFace says:
as for the girl bits.....that can be arranged
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
sure ur chest is larger but her face is cuter
ShmooFace says:
tell me then, what is the point in living if I cannot have u?
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
to make TD's and play WoW?
ShmooFace says:
oh well, love can be forceful --- rather than mutual
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
not legally it cant
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
thats called stalking or, if ur really forceful: sexual harrassment
ShmooFace says:
i will not the law get in the way of my love !!!!!
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
wil u let a double barreled shotgun aimed at ur face get in the way? pls say it will...
ShmooFace says:
puh guns cant kill my love for u
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
yeah but they can probably kill U
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
to answer ur question the wilted rose is nice. and i want a wilting rose (only slightly different to the emoticon) on my tombstone
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
its been in my mind for aobut 3 years now so im not likely to change my mind before my death
ShmooFace says:
on your tombstone, which will be romantically situated next to mine so that, even in death, we will be together.
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
yeah no... ok pls stop talking
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
be warned: i might copy and past this converation if it gets too creepy
ShmooFace says:
no one will be surprised
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
yeah but itll be funny
ShmooFace says:
meh they have come to expect it of us now
ShmooFace says:
and they know that u and me will inevitably get together anyway...they will just assume u have cold feet
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
..right... no....
ShmooFace says:
u say that now, but one day the words u will utter will be "I Do"
ShmooFace says:
obviously to me of course
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
only not to u or any other man
ShmooFace says:
and thn we will honeymoon in the bahamas ---- excellent
ShmooFace says:
i can picture it now a small villa just u and me on the beach sipping pina'colada's while....nah, better keep this conversation 'G' rated
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
wtf!?
ShmooFace says:
precisly
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
it stopped being G rated after the first 3 sentences...
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
send me the TD
ShmooFace says:
k my love
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
y do u hurt me with such a disturbing display of affection!?
ShmooFace says:
because I LOVE U
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
I DONT LOVE U BACK!
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
*runs away screaming*
ShmooFace says:
ill just run after you
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
the hell u will ur too fat
ShmooFace says:
yer but thats how u like it......
ShmooFace has now been blocked.

Life is never dull :)

Fellow Cornflakes

OK this blog has been created well... for fun really. (I dare someone to come up with a perfectly legitimate and plausible reason why any of us do anything that isn't somehow related to our own enjoyment...) But how is this fun? Well you see this gets a bunch of people together to basically make the world just that little itty bitty tinsy tiny eeny weeny beeny seeny geeny teeny yeeny bit more interesting.... or just a bit more random :) OK the idea is get a few or more authors to this blog and just let them blog... a lot... about nothing, or something, or whatever. Trust me, blogging is fun! It really is you get a lot of things out and you come up with some really random things. So if you're currently reading this because I've sent you to this page and asked you to become a co-author to this blog I basically think you are quite dandy and awesome to say the least :) I also think you may be a bit odd... or very odd... doesn't matter! I like you anyway, and I hope you like me back.... the... way you like friends that is.... I'm pretty sure I'll try to invite some guys into this whole group blogging thing so I'd rather they not start making googly eyes at me... that's creepy...

Anyhoo, if you are an author of this blog please read the following rules (also, signing up to be an Author means I OWN YOUR SOUL!)

1. Don't blog about really personal matters.... OK strangely enough the world doesn't need to know that you're feeling really sad because sometimes you just feel so alone... (That's for the stalkers on myspace to find out) Feel free to tell us that someone in your life has died... we bloggers aren't completely heartless (only mindless zombies sent to read BLOGS) personal problems are for diaries not blogs.... unless they're really funny personal problems... I care though... (Of course, blogging about how you fed the dog today is really really strange and so therefore most likely encouraged :P Yes the world wants to hear about how fat your siblings or pets are becoming!)

2. Don't give away personal information... (like... no duh...) basically the world might care where you live.... but you really shouldn't let them know because some of the world is a creepy world. It clings to the underside of rocks and hisses in the dark trying to find out where you lives....

Also, you don't need to but it'd be really awesome if we all had an alias... I have an alias, Cornflake has an alias (of... "Cornflake"...) so feel free to hide who you are from the world! Woo! Hiding in an ironic fashion! :P

3. Don't post blogs consisted of single

BLOG

ENTRIES

WRITTEN

LIKE

THIS

Each page shows 20 (now 20! I've discovered how to change that number!) blog entries so if you post really short blogs that run off from each other YOU ANNOY EVERYONE!

4. Enjoy yourself...

... or else....

.....mwahahahahahahahahagajaggiebvasp0ghgljvushgilovechicken!hahahaha..... ha

Now, go out and blog, who cares what it's about? Just blog about how you don't know what to blog about... it will just spawn from there and it will be fun! And random and basically lets try to make the world laugh at our total awesome randomness... because we all know we're totally awesome... we're cornflakes :)