Thursday, August 27, 2009

I am a Terrible Person

It's not a question like when everyone else says it. I really am :P I scare small children... and I want a shirt that says that (*ahem* suggestion for christmas present?) I also have proof that I'm scary! Just look at this authentic conversation between me and a friend's little brother on facebook:

(Oh yeah, btw background information: I decided I would say his name multiple times in a row once because I told him it was fun to say... so it started off as saying ti 3 times in a row then 5 and so)

Btw his last name has been edited out for his protection... I don't want anyone stalking him but ME OK?

Bilby:
OMG! IT'S CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN! (now up to SIX TIMES! Because you're 6 times more awesome than any other of the Cheekin's I know!) HEEEEELLOOOOO!!! Hello.
45 Minutes ago
Cheekin:
youre starting to freak me out :O
42 minutes ago
Bilby: (Cheekin needs an adult!) I'm only STARTING!? What!? You confirmed my friend request, you obviously don't find me too scary... and come on! All I did was say hello and hell your name 7 times and compare you to imaginary people... who would find THAT scary cheekin cheekin cheekin?
40 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
er..yes..o_O
38 minutes ago
Bilby:
Although you are scared of me, I want you to know you can always rely on me to be there for you... even when you don't want me to be... but I'll be there.
37 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
heh..thats nice..
36 minutes ago
Bilby:
yes. isn't it just? It's nice just like your name cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin :) Do you admire yourself in the mirror?
31 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
not usually
30 minutes ago
Bilby:
does that mean that there are times? I would if I had a name like cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin cheekin. It's so cool. I'd say it to myself over and over. Next year I can legally change my name. I'm thinking maybe... "Steve"...
29 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
no just said it so you would leave me alone T^T
27 minutes ago
Bilby:
But why would I leave you alone Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin? You're so cool! :) And we're friiiiieeeendds on facceeeboook!
26 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
right..so im gonna stop talking to you now..
17 minutes ago
Bilby:
I've never felt more rejected and hurt! :'( I don't love you anymore Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin.....
17 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
phew what a relief
14 minutes ago
Bilby:
That's still talking to me! Does that mean there's still hope for our relationship? I'm sorry Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin! Please forgive me? We can still be faaaacceebook friiiiieeeendss...
13 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
no. and im going to sleep :O
12 minutes ago
Bilby:
Well I'm going to cry myself to sleep then! :'( Goodnight CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN! Sweet dreams! Don't let the bed bugs bite! I promise not to watch you while you sleep :)

Farewell my fair prince!
10 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
ew. well now you probably made me not able to sleep
6 minutes ago
Bilby:
We can stay up together! Hey do you have msn? Come paly tic tac to with me :D
5 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
no thanks just the thought of that made me feel like sleeping again!
22 seconds ago
Bilby:
*whispers* Goodnight.... cheekin... cheekin... cheekin... cheekin......................

Then:

Bilby:
I know you're not sleeping! You're on maple dammit!
15 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
lol how did you know i play maple
14 minutes ago
Bilby:
BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN CHEEKIN! How dare you lie to me! I feel so hurt... just for that I'm not giving you back your pet cat!
13 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:
of course im not sleeping its 920
11 minutes ago
AP:
stop freaking him out!!!! omg can u please b a clown for sport canival!!! please please please
11 minutes ago
Bilby:
Well maybe you go to bed at a respectable hour? Who knows!? All I know is that you LIED to ME!!!! :'( *cries* I've never been hurt as much as I have been tonight...

...and no, I'm going as a Lemming to the sports carnival
9 minutes ago · Delete
Cheekin:
whos fraser logan?
9 minutes ago
Bilby:
FRASER LOGAN is the guy on the ad for smarter than smoking. You know how the guy doesn't get to go to the party because he can't afford it? (yet somehow can afford a video phone...) It's FRASER LOGAN!
5 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:
why is weird ppls i dont know adding me?!?!
5 minutes ago
Bilby:
Because we love you...
5 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:
i havent seen that ad
4 minutes ago
Cheekin:
actually i dont think ive seen smarter than smoking ads in a while
3 minutes ago
Bilby:
But... you need to! It's FRASER LOGAN's BIG breakthrough performance! He's on the tv for a whole 2 seconds!
3 minutes ago
Bilby:
well if you haven't seen them in a while then obviously that means it's OK to smoke then... so hey, when I'm 18 do you want me to buy you cigs? I wil... for YOU Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin
2 minutes ago ·
Cheekin:
oh you were serious? i can never tell with you
2 minutes ago
Bilby:
I'm always serious.... ALWAYS....
about a minute ago ·
Cheekin:
right. well im really gonna go now
44 seconds ago
Cheekin:
nice talking to you...i guess? o_O
28 seconds ago
Bilby:
It's been REALLY REALLY NICE to talk to you too Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin Cheekin! (See? Now we're up to 7 just because you said that:) You like me aww) Goooooddnniggghhtt my ffaaaacceebook frrriiiieeendd :P
2 seconds ago

The end :)

The really weird thing was how he actually had confirmed my friend request to begin with when he knew I was going to be weird and creepy towards him... and the even weirder thing is he didn't actually bother to remove me from his friends list during/after that... Hmm.

6 comments:

Corn on the Cobb said...

you are a terrible person, scarring small children with your GIANT WANG

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

I forgot to mention my giant wang. I should tell him this tomorrow :)

the thing that should not be said...

call that giant??? and why tell him when you can show him???

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

Well I'm not the only one who calls it giant so it's not obviously any form of exageration on my part, it's the reliable opinions of others :)

And I did... then I got arrested.

Rayne said...

how could they arrest you for showing something they can barely see....?

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

Well if it's giant it's obviously not hard to see is it? Your argument is invalid :P