Considering it doesn't look like this thing will be made, maybe some of your opinions on it, if you find it funny, may make this thing progress somewhere.
This is the Bilby skit by the way.
I DO NOT POST THIS UP TO SPITE BILBY, I POST IT UP SO THERES A NEW POST ON THIS SITE.
WHICH HAS BEEN A WHILE ^-^
and also so all you peopel can know what your missing out on... if it isn't made.
here it goes.
Oh btw. Lollz i must mention that i am not insulting Shane or Bilby in any way in this. I don't much know or talk to Shane, but i only made him involved in this because he is in the majority of Bilby's skits ^-^
so, considering my script is a satire for Bilbys conventions, i had to include you in it Shane :)
The who tranny bit was added in as a part of the convvention that something obsenely weird or problematic comes out of somebodies mouth in Bilby's videos. So i thought it would be funny if you both "embraced" what was come out of the mouth in this one. Oh well, that';s just to help you with your interpretations....
here it REALLY goes...
NOT....
HAHA just kidding here you go....THIS TIME
BALLAD OF BILBY: A CRAZY BILBY MUSICAL.
WRITTEN BY EDGAR LOVECRAFT
IN A SCRIPT FORMAT THAT IS NOTHING LIKE A REAL SCRIPT BUT IS JUST CONVENIANT FOR EDGAR TO WRITE IN
CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON BILBY, SITTING ON HIS STAIRS. LOOKING INTO THE DISTANCE. LIGHT ACOUSTIC GUITAR STARTS IN THE BACKGROUND AS DAVID GOES INTO HIS SONG.
BILBY
“PRELUDE TO SONG
Some. Call. Me Bilbyyyy.
Some Call. Me, Crazy.
Some Call, Me. Baby
Some Don’t call me, at all.
VERSE 1 (GUITAR SPEEDS UP)
“IM THE RANGA MAN, I’M THE MOVIE MAN
MAKING MOVIES FOR MY YOUTUBE, DOING THE BEST I CAN.
I’M A KIND MACHINE, NOT A MEAN MACHINE.
I’M CRAZY BILBY, I AM AWESOME, SKETCHIN AS FAST AS I CAN
THE KINDA DUDE YOU KNOW, WALKING DOWN THE STREET SLOW
I’M CRAZY BILBY, I’M A MAD DOG, CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE!!!!”
Shane walks in.
SHANE STARTS RAPPING (suitable guitar to accompany rap)
“YO, RANGADOG WHAT IS HAPPENING AYEEEEE!!
ARMA SHANE DOG, I GOT BITCHES, LETS GO FUCK YIPPEE YAY
WHEN THEY SEE MA DICK, THEY’RE GONNAS GO CRAZY AS
I’M ONE HUNG MOTHERFUCKER, GONNA SPLIT OPEN THERE ASS
THEY SAY “OOH BABY HONEY WHO’S YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE?”
THAT’S BILBYDOGG BITCH, GO FUCK HIM DON’T STAND AND STARE”
Bilby, looks over and waves. A calmer acoustic flows in to accompany Bilby’s singing
“Oh Shane, you are so vulgar. Oh Shane, don’t really bother.
Your rudeness, your disregard, shows you really don’t care.
For my audience. Watching on youtube, don’t be vulgar if you dare.
For you see that, being all rappy, will offend my audience yeah!
SHANE: (singing same style as bilby, but more loud and aggressive)
WHO GIVES A FUCK, MISTER BILBY, THEY”LL GET OVER IT I SWEAR!”
Bilby: But Mr Shane., Why the change of heart, you used to be so sincere”
SHANE:
MISTER BILBY, LOOK WHO’S TALKING, YOUR SINGING LIKE A QUEER.
Bilby: Oh behave, mister shane, get that dick out your ear.”
SHANE, going into a rap
“Mister bilby I’m ashamed, your videos need a new flavour some zazz.
So I thought “Hey mr Bilby, let’s involved some fine ass
Showing thongs, monotone songs, what happened to the days?
Where they’d be an emo in your bin. Dude our videos are now gay
Pwnage grannies, fucking trannies, oops I wasn’t supposed to say
That was a secret we would keep, until the end of days.”
BILBY (joining in on the rap)
“Damn it Shane, now everyone knows,
I can’t get over Miriam Rivera’s gaze!”
SHANE,
“Oh god mister bilby I swear it won’t happen again!”
BILBY
“fuck off shane, you did it too
you worked the he-she’s shaft all day!”
SHANE (reminiscing, smiling)
“Ohh yeahh…..”
SHANE (shocked, going back into rapp)
“errr, no dude, NO WAY!”
from a doorway, bilby wearing a wig (or girly clothing, or something to communicate the fact he’s female)
BILBIETTE “ohhhhhhh Shaneyyyy!!!! Come back to bed!”
Shane: “okay bilby, I’ll catch you later. Good luck on the rest of your video.
I’m coming Baby! Oh Boy!”
Cuts to bilby
BILBY: “damn that bilbiette is one foxy transvestite. Shane the lucky bastard!”
THE END
Monday, July 27, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
my favourite anime characters.
MALE:
1# Alucard (from Hellsing, and Hellsing Ultimate)
Alucard is a vampire, a very powerful one. He works for the protestant organization of Hellsing, where he helps hunt down other vampires, although to him his job is to basically serve Integra Hellsing.
What makes Alucard so special is his personality. He is always smirking about something, and a lot of what he is and what he does is very unknown. He is somewhat of a very sexxual being ( all vampires are extremely sexual in all the "decent" vampire adaptions), hearing it through his very voice. But in the most gravest situations he is always cool, and has the feel that he is just enjoying every second of the situation around him, from the stress and death of his allies armies around him to the vampire causing comotion charging at him ready to kill.
Because of his cool nature, his smooth talk, and his original physical appearance, his fluid like supernatural daemonic powers, he is almost like someone you would see in a psycadelic acid trip.
What enhances him even more so is the jazz fusion blues soundtrack of "Hellsing". The music represents this character and who he is and what he's doing soooo well.
I have yet to watch it, but "Hellsing Ultimate" apparently makes the change to orchestrial music, which i feel may lose the sense of style from the original anime.
Hellsing is not my favourite anime by far, the storyline was so straightforward and one dimensional, but the characters and the soundtrack made it, and if it wasn't for Alucard and his relationships with the other characters, you wouldn't really care for them, except for possibly the butler, he was epic.
He is my favourite anime character for simply just being such a great character, despite the fact belonging to a a fairly decent but nothing special (barr few aspects) anime. And with him, fueled by one of the best soundtracks, he takes the cake.
i would not be surprised if hollywood decide to make a movie of it, which i would absolutely love. I know hollywood farrks up a lot, but with a really good actor for Alucard playing him in every way he was portrayed in the anime, and a similiar soundtrack to the original anime, i feel that no real injustice could be made to it even if they were the only aspects left. But then again, Nazi vampires would be really cool, and would most likely be kept in it anyway (although they weren't in the original anime, but were in the remake "Hellsing Ultimate", based on the original manga which did have nazi vampires.).
2# L (from Death Note, and the movies Death Note, Death Note: the last name, and L change the world... and also the Hollywood movie in pre production).
Distinctive, unique characteristics for an anime character really help rise them above the rest. L, being the worlds best investigator, with his overall slackness in his general appearance and his odd posture and sitting positions really make him stand out. Also his monotonous voice, which jokes, makes sarcasm and is very outspoken. Never before has there really been a character like him. Many people go "but ooooooohh! I love Light, isn't he the greatest!?!", well, he's been done so many times. Light is sooo much similiar to the character Lelouch in Code Geass it isn't funny. Lights alter ego is Kira, Lelouch's is Zero, they both wish to make the world better through mass death, ect. ect.
So i think the power hungry anti hero, although i do like Light as a character, is a bit over rated to some people, if they really aren't that different from the others.
But back to L, his overall mind farrrk games with everyone are just tooo awesome. I was expecting something substantial from him at the end, i didn't want him to SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER. and i thought that what happened was false and that at the end he would come out and SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER, and that Near wasn't the big deal, the one to SPOILER SPOILER, coz i farrking hated Near.
anyway L rocks.
FEMALE:
1# Lust (from Full Metal Alchemist).
Once an Ishvalan woman, her physical form came back to life through the human transmutation attempted by her grieving lover.
She, not having a soul, was deemed a homonculus and then put to work with other homonculi, fueling talk throughout history of the philosophers stone so they can claim it and regain there souls, thus making them completely human.
But she starts to remember snippets of her previous life, and deeply goes into thought, and eventually begins to help Edward and Alphonse Elric.
Her character is the embodiment of tragedy in this series, and she is probably, for someone who doesn't have a soul, one of the more emotional characters.
Through what humanity and grief she has in her, she questions herself and her masters.
As a homonculi she has the power to extend her fingers into razorsharp blades.
Also, a fun fact, there are seven homonculi.
One called Wrath.
One called Pride.
One called Gluttony.
One called Envy.
One called Sloth.
One called Greed.
And then her, Lust. :)
LOL, Seven deadly sins. ^-^
that was just an awesome detail. although i would call all of them part of the human condition and the more self satisfying, selfish aspects of who we are. oh i can make a blog about that ^-^, but i'm not going to.
I just see the seven deadly sins as an exageration of what our aspects are that don't satisfy anyone but ourselves and that christianity has to turn into something metaphysical and symbolic but in a narrow-minded childish way, like they do with everything, just so the uneducated or stupid masses can just suck up there bullshiet easier.
i must say though that i don't embrace these sins, and i do think them wrong, because i am far from a selfish person. i just accept them as a part of how we can think and react sometimes, basically the imperfections in humanity, what make us human basically. and the fact that christianity contradicts these rules, there own rules. but i can't be farrked going further into that frankly.
oh farrrk i've rambled. sorry ^-^
err where were we? hmm (lol i should just note, it's a blog in a blog, both blogs being completely seperate topics).
Oh yes anime :D
Yeah Lust kicks ashhole.
2# Kallen (from Code Geass: Lelouch of Rebellion, and Code Geass: V2)
At school, she is a small fragile girl, who is nice and sincere and sticks to her own affairs. Outside of school she is a major part of the rebellion against brittania, Strong, Angry and bloodthirsty!!!
She fights in an awesome Knightmare that uses radiation to make other Knightmares swell up like bags of popcorn in the microwave!
Constantly switching back and forth between personalities when both lifes may clash, she seems to be one of the only supporting characters in Code Geass to have a 2 Dimensional character. She is basically a lot like Lelouch, in the way he embodies 2 persona's. And the fact Him and her both go to school together, he is the leader of the Brittania Rebellion she's a part of (Order of the Black Knights) and she doesn't even know it!
She was a force to be dealt with at the begining, and remains to be for the rest of the show.
Anywayz :)
I knowwwwwwwwwww i havn't done a proper blog (serious or not serious) for a while now, and well, i'll try get around to it.
anyway, i hope that inspires you all to watch some animes you havn't seen before.
1# Alucard (from Hellsing, and Hellsing Ultimate)
Alucard is a vampire, a very powerful one. He works for the protestant organization of Hellsing, where he helps hunt down other vampires, although to him his job is to basically serve Integra Hellsing.
What makes Alucard so special is his personality. He is always smirking about something, and a lot of what he is and what he does is very unknown. He is somewhat of a very sexxual being ( all vampires are extremely sexual in all the "decent" vampire adaptions), hearing it through his very voice. But in the most gravest situations he is always cool, and has the feel that he is just enjoying every second of the situation around him, from the stress and death of his allies armies around him to the vampire causing comotion charging at him ready to kill.
Because of his cool nature, his smooth talk, and his original physical appearance, his fluid like supernatural daemonic powers, he is almost like someone you would see in a psycadelic acid trip.
What enhances him even more so is the jazz fusion blues soundtrack of "Hellsing". The music represents this character and who he is and what he's doing soooo well.
I have yet to watch it, but "Hellsing Ultimate" apparently makes the change to orchestrial music, which i feel may lose the sense of style from the original anime.
Hellsing is not my favourite anime by far, the storyline was so straightforward and one dimensional, but the characters and the soundtrack made it, and if it wasn't for Alucard and his relationships with the other characters, you wouldn't really care for them, except for possibly the butler, he was epic.
He is my favourite anime character for simply just being such a great character, despite the fact belonging to a a fairly decent but nothing special (barr few aspects) anime. And with him, fueled by one of the best soundtracks, he takes the cake.
i would not be surprised if hollywood decide to make a movie of it, which i would absolutely love. I know hollywood farrks up a lot, but with a really good actor for Alucard playing him in every way he was portrayed in the anime, and a similiar soundtrack to the original anime, i feel that no real injustice could be made to it even if they were the only aspects left. But then again, Nazi vampires would be really cool, and would most likely be kept in it anyway (although they weren't in the original anime, but were in the remake "Hellsing Ultimate", based on the original manga which did have nazi vampires.).
2# L (from Death Note, and the movies Death Note, Death Note: the last name, and L change the world... and also the Hollywood movie in pre production).
Distinctive, unique characteristics for an anime character really help rise them above the rest. L, being the worlds best investigator, with his overall slackness in his general appearance and his odd posture and sitting positions really make him stand out. Also his monotonous voice, which jokes, makes sarcasm and is very outspoken. Never before has there really been a character like him. Many people go "but ooooooohh! I love Light, isn't he the greatest!?!", well, he's been done so many times. Light is sooo much similiar to the character Lelouch in Code Geass it isn't funny. Lights alter ego is Kira, Lelouch's is Zero, they both wish to make the world better through mass death, ect. ect.
So i think the power hungry anti hero, although i do like Light as a character, is a bit over rated to some people, if they really aren't that different from the others.
But back to L, his overall mind farrrk games with everyone are just tooo awesome. I was expecting something substantial from him at the end, i didn't want him to SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER. and i thought that what happened was false and that at the end he would come out and SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER, and that Near wasn't the big deal, the one to SPOILER SPOILER, coz i farrking hated Near.
anyway L rocks.
FEMALE:
1# Lust (from Full Metal Alchemist).
Once an Ishvalan woman, her physical form came back to life through the human transmutation attempted by her grieving lover.
She, not having a soul, was deemed a homonculus and then put to work with other homonculi, fueling talk throughout history of the philosophers stone so they can claim it and regain there souls, thus making them completely human.
But she starts to remember snippets of her previous life, and deeply goes into thought, and eventually begins to help Edward and Alphonse Elric.
Her character is the embodiment of tragedy in this series, and she is probably, for someone who doesn't have a soul, one of the more emotional characters.
Through what humanity and grief she has in her, she questions herself and her masters.
As a homonculi she has the power to extend her fingers into razorsharp blades.
Also, a fun fact, there are seven homonculi.
One called Wrath.
One called Pride.
One called Gluttony.
One called Envy.
One called Sloth.
One called Greed.
And then her, Lust. :)
LOL, Seven deadly sins. ^-^
that was just an awesome detail. although i would call all of them part of the human condition and the more self satisfying, selfish aspects of who we are. oh i can make a blog about that ^-^, but i'm not going to.
I just see the seven deadly sins as an exageration of what our aspects are that don't satisfy anyone but ourselves and that christianity has to turn into something metaphysical and symbolic but in a narrow-minded childish way, like they do with everything, just so the uneducated or stupid masses can just suck up there bullshiet easier.
i must say though that i don't embrace these sins, and i do think them wrong, because i am far from a selfish person. i just accept them as a part of how we can think and react sometimes, basically the imperfections in humanity, what make us human basically. and the fact that christianity contradicts these rules, there own rules. but i can't be farrked going further into that frankly.
oh farrrk i've rambled. sorry ^-^
err where were we? hmm (lol i should just note, it's a blog in a blog, both blogs being completely seperate topics).
Oh yes anime :D
Yeah Lust kicks ashhole.
2# Kallen (from Code Geass: Lelouch of Rebellion, and Code Geass: V2)
At school, she is a small fragile girl, who is nice and sincere and sticks to her own affairs. Outside of school she is a major part of the rebellion against brittania, Strong, Angry and bloodthirsty!!!
She fights in an awesome Knightmare that uses radiation to make other Knightmares swell up like bags of popcorn in the microwave!
Constantly switching back and forth between personalities when both lifes may clash, she seems to be one of the only supporting characters in Code Geass to have a 2 Dimensional character. She is basically a lot like Lelouch, in the way he embodies 2 persona's. And the fact Him and her both go to school together, he is the leader of the Brittania Rebellion she's a part of (Order of the Black Knights) and she doesn't even know it!
She was a force to be dealt with at the begining, and remains to be for the rest of the show.
Anywayz :)
I knowwwwwwwwwww i havn't done a proper blog (serious or not serious) for a while now, and well, i'll try get around to it.
anyway, i hope that inspires you all to watch some animes you havn't seen before.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
#20! and a painting update.
rightio, because I enthrall you all so much with my speedy progress on themostseconds, I will now inform you that I am indeed NUMBER 20!! woot.
2, 699, 508 and counting. that is over 31 days.
like to see you catch up now bilby! :P
*evil laugh*
ohhh right, painting update:
tis a dodgy angle, and weird lighting. Gotta fix up a few areas, finish the newspaper bit.
it looks better in different lighting.
2, 700, 411 and counting.
2, 699, 508 and counting. that is over 31 days.
like to see you catch up now bilby! :P
*evil laugh*
ohhh right, painting update:
tis a dodgy angle, and weird lighting. Gotta fix up a few areas, finish the newspaper bit.
it looks better in different lighting.
2, 700, 411 and counting.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
A New Bilby Skit: written by yours truely.
hellooooo fellow ramblers of cornflakes!
i have come to inform you of an agreement between me and Bilby.
We stated that he will write a peice for me to film, and i will write a peice for him to film :)
both to be on youtube.
i have finished my writing of the skit "Ballad of Bilby", and have sent it to him.
Now Blogging community, i need YOUR HELP, to pester Bilby into making it if he declines to.
If it comes to it, i will post the script here on the blog site for you all to read and make further decisions on your opinions towards it.
lets just say it follows (takes regards of the usual Bilby conventions) the bilby conventions, regards past material, and Bilby characteristics of characters, but with a new fresh twist to it :) not to mention a little satire on bilby himself.
nothing i would regard as insulting, but all in the name of humor :)
so please, demand bilby to make the ballad of bilby, for your sake aswell as mine.
Hey Bilby! you do realise, as long as its realisticly possible for me, you can write whatever you want for me to make. coz i will :D.
oh well, cya all ^-^
xoxo
ily
i have come to inform you of an agreement between me and Bilby.
We stated that he will write a peice for me to film, and i will write a peice for him to film :)
both to be on youtube.
i have finished my writing of the skit "Ballad of Bilby", and have sent it to him.
Now Blogging community, i need YOUR HELP, to pester Bilby into making it if he declines to.
If it comes to it, i will post the script here on the blog site for you all to read and make further decisions on your opinions towards it.
lets just say it follows (takes regards of the usual Bilby conventions) the bilby conventions, regards past material, and Bilby characteristics of characters, but with a new fresh twist to it :) not to mention a little satire on bilby himself.
nothing i would regard as insulting, but all in the name of humor :)
so please, demand bilby to make the ballad of bilby, for your sake aswell as mine.
Hey Bilby! you do realise, as long as its realisticly possible for me, you can write whatever you want for me to make. coz i will :D.
oh well, cya all ^-^
xoxo
ily
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Zydrate comes in a little glass vile.....
i had a really messed up dream last night. well actually it wasnt as messed up as some that iv had, but it was really weird. so weird in fact that i felt the urge to tell all who would listen about it, and lo and behold, here i am typing away to randoms about the most deepest and private chasms in my sleeping mind.
i cant actually remember how it started. its like when u put on a movie, walk away for a few minutes then come back and realise that u've probably missed something important. well i was at whities with my friends from school, and u know how ur group of people is walking around and u see another group of people from ur school and the two groups generally ignore each other because both groups have a mutual peaceful agreement wich involves not acknowledging the other??? yea well our group walked past some people from the group of girls who are generally seen as popular sluts of some kind by everyone else, only most of them arent actually sluts. and one of them, i actually sit near her in maths, suddenly developed very strong feelings for me apparently.
i dont know were that came from. i think iv spoken maybe 5 sentences to her in my life, and to be completely honest she's as dumb as a post, and she has a really nasaly whiny voice. anyway, she suddenly was clinging to my arm and following me and my friends around. we all thought it was pretty funny, and we thought she was joking. then she knocked me out with chloroform, kidnapped me, and strapped me to the bench from james bond were goldfinger uses the laser to try and cut him in half. then the chick threatened to cut me in half if i didnt marry her. when, lo and behold, brendan rappelles in from the ceiling, brandishing a rocket launcher, claiming that i am actually already married to him :S then rayne jumped down and landed on his head, saying that he couldnt have me as she wanted to disect me for science class first...... gee, thanks rayne.
then it kinda did the whole jacobs ladder trippy change of scenery, and i was at school. now, usually, whenever i am thinking, i play with my left piercing while i think. in my dream, i decided to try a change and play with my right one for a change. i ended up pulling my tooth out, with lots of blood gushing out of my mouth. so i ran into the guys toilet and tried sticking my tooth back in its socket. i succeeded. then i turned around and the guys toilets had magically turned into the girls toilets, and tinlok was standing there yelling at me calling me a perve. and i was standing there like, what the shit, my tooth fell out again, when suddenly a pair of guys from that crowd who think their hell tough and hardcore and dress wannabe gangster came up to me, still in the girls toilets, and tried to start a fight with me, when i promptly threw a rasengan into his chest.
for those who dont know, a rasengan is a type of jutsu used in naruto, wich creates a spinning ball of concentrated chakra in the palm of your hand, and basically it grinds its way through people before eventually exploding and leaving them with a sizeable hole in their chests. well i managed to use one on some guy. horay for me, im a real ninja now, believe it! well the guy didnt die unfortunately, and i kinda bailed out of the toilet, and i ran into cornflake who said that their was an assembly on and that we all had to go to the gym. on my way out, the guy i had blasted in the toilets was sitting on the lawn trying to patch himself up with pink flower bandaids, and i waved to him as i walked past. he didnt wave back.....
well we all got to the gym, and their were boxes of icey poles there, and for some reason the job fell to me to hand out icey poles to everyone. only problem was that there were heaps of people wanting yellow icey poles, but there was only like 3 yellows in all the boxes of icey poles. so i got all 3, stood up in front of everyone who wanted a yellow icey pole, and put all 3 in my mouth at once and ate them. yum. then my brain litterally froze, and i had ice dripping out my nose. then i woke up.
again, not my most messed up dream, but deffinately one of my most random. oh and i have some song lyrics to show you all:
Hollywood whore Passed out on the floor I'm sorry but the party's over
Cocaine nose and trendy clothes, Gotta send her to rehab
She found out she's got no soul, But it really doesn't bother her
White trash queen, American dream, Oh what a role model
Throwing a fit, making a scene, Like no tomorrow
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
Can't take it no more, I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over No-o-ow
Awake by noon, drunk by four, Sucked up in the showbiz
Your so lame, your such a bore, I wanna kick your teeth in
Plastic smile to match your style, We can tell you got a face lift
You're so vain, you're so vile, You're a number one hit
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
Can't take it no more, I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over
The cameras are gone, And nobody screams
She couldn't survive her fifteen minutes of fame
Her friends are all gone, She's going insane
She'll never survive without the money and fame
It's all going down the drain
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over
Wake up, the party's over Wake up, the party's over
Wake up, the party's over Wake up, the party's over
No-o-ow Ha-ha-ha Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya honey Ha-ha-ha
the song is hollywood whore by papa roach. just thought u should all read it. its depressing when this is the image that comes to my mind when i picture teenage culture, celebrities and good old americana. well i hope everyone is having a good holiday so for. till next time.
i cant actually remember how it started. its like when u put on a movie, walk away for a few minutes then come back and realise that u've probably missed something important. well i was at whities with my friends from school, and u know how ur group of people is walking around and u see another group of people from ur school and the two groups generally ignore each other because both groups have a mutual peaceful agreement wich involves not acknowledging the other??? yea well our group walked past some people from the group of girls who are generally seen as popular sluts of some kind by everyone else, only most of them arent actually sluts. and one of them, i actually sit near her in maths, suddenly developed very strong feelings for me apparently.
i dont know were that came from. i think iv spoken maybe 5 sentences to her in my life, and to be completely honest she's as dumb as a post, and she has a really nasaly whiny voice. anyway, she suddenly was clinging to my arm and following me and my friends around. we all thought it was pretty funny, and we thought she was joking. then she knocked me out with chloroform, kidnapped me, and strapped me to the bench from james bond were goldfinger uses the laser to try and cut him in half. then the chick threatened to cut me in half if i didnt marry her. when, lo and behold, brendan rappelles in from the ceiling, brandishing a rocket launcher, claiming that i am actually already married to him :S then rayne jumped down and landed on his head, saying that he couldnt have me as she wanted to disect me for science class first...... gee, thanks rayne.
then it kinda did the whole jacobs ladder trippy change of scenery, and i was at school. now, usually, whenever i am thinking, i play with my left piercing while i think. in my dream, i decided to try a change and play with my right one for a change. i ended up pulling my tooth out, with lots of blood gushing out of my mouth. so i ran into the guys toilet and tried sticking my tooth back in its socket. i succeeded. then i turned around and the guys toilets had magically turned into the girls toilets, and tinlok was standing there yelling at me calling me a perve. and i was standing there like, what the shit, my tooth fell out again, when suddenly a pair of guys from that crowd who think their hell tough and hardcore and dress wannabe gangster came up to me, still in the girls toilets, and tried to start a fight with me, when i promptly threw a rasengan into his chest.
for those who dont know, a rasengan is a type of jutsu used in naruto, wich creates a spinning ball of concentrated chakra in the palm of your hand, and basically it grinds its way through people before eventually exploding and leaving them with a sizeable hole in their chests. well i managed to use one on some guy. horay for me, im a real ninja now, believe it! well the guy didnt die unfortunately, and i kinda bailed out of the toilet, and i ran into cornflake who said that their was an assembly on and that we all had to go to the gym. on my way out, the guy i had blasted in the toilets was sitting on the lawn trying to patch himself up with pink flower bandaids, and i waved to him as i walked past. he didnt wave back.....
well we all got to the gym, and their were boxes of icey poles there, and for some reason the job fell to me to hand out icey poles to everyone. only problem was that there were heaps of people wanting yellow icey poles, but there was only like 3 yellows in all the boxes of icey poles. so i got all 3, stood up in front of everyone who wanted a yellow icey pole, and put all 3 in my mouth at once and ate them. yum. then my brain litterally froze, and i had ice dripping out my nose. then i woke up.
again, not my most messed up dream, but deffinately one of my most random. oh and i have some song lyrics to show you all:
Hollywood whore Passed out on the floor I'm sorry but the party's over
Cocaine nose and trendy clothes, Gotta send her to rehab
She found out she's got no soul, But it really doesn't bother her
White trash queen, American dream, Oh what a role model
Throwing a fit, making a scene, Like no tomorrow
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
Can't take it no more, I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over No-o-ow
Awake by noon, drunk by four, Sucked up in the showbiz
Your so lame, your such a bore, I wanna kick your teeth in
Plastic smile to match your style, We can tell you got a face lift
You're so vain, you're so vile, You're a number one hit
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
Can't take it no more, I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over
The cameras are gone, And nobody screams
She couldn't survive her fifteen minutes of fame
Her friends are all gone, She's going insane
She'll never survive without the money and fame
It's all going down the drain
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over
Hollywood whore, Passed out on the floor
I'm sorry but the party's over
The talk of the town, And she's going down
I'm sorry but the party's over
Wake up, the party's over Wake up, the party's over
Wake up, the party's over Wake up, the party's over
No-o-ow Ha-ha-ha Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya honey Ha-ha-ha
the song is hollywood whore by papa roach. just thought u should all read it. its depressing when this is the image that comes to my mind when i picture teenage culture, celebrities and good old americana. well i hope everyone is having a good holiday so for. till next time.
mansons funny interview
i think mansons an emotional wreck right now :( break ups, heartbrake dont do good for a man as you'd soon read.
A Hammer mole was recently present at a Marilyn Manson press day, and described how he arrived drunk with a ‘prostitute’ who he demanded lift her skirt to be photographed by him on his phone before trying to write on the hotel wall…
After Manson finally settled down he said the following things amongst others [it must be added that he apparently sobered up miraculously for his following interview... weird] :
MM: “I just got interviewed by the gay guy”
Interviewer: “Alan Carr?”
MM: “Yeah, he did love me too much.”
I: “Now Obama is president and everything is going hunk-dorilly…”
MM: “Is that a word hunky-dorrily?”
I: “It is now. Is there anything left to rebel against.”
MM: “Yes there is. You have to rebel against the normal usage of pubic hair. So this what I did last week, or several days ago here you go you have to be patient it’s worth the wait.” [Shows picture of girl's pubic hair shaved into a swastika on mobile phone]. “That’s what I did last week, that’s how I rebel.”
MM: “Twatstika”
Click here to see what we thought of Marilyn Manson’s Download performance…
I: “If you had to pick one thing that made you happy in life what would it be.”
MM: “Drugs”
I: “you have a passion for art. Are you still painting.”
MM: “Yes”
I: “What have you painted recently.”
Mm: “Women, canvas, sperm.”
I: “Sperm”
MM: “Yeah, sperm canvas.”
MM: “I don’t care about money. Do you know what money’s for? It’s for rolling up to snort cocaine.”
I: “If you had to wrap yourself in cling film for the rest of your life or only eat mayonnaise for the rest of your life, which would you choose?”
MM: “Well I tried to make a condom once out of tin foil and a rubber band but it doesn’t work because girls when they bite tin foil it hurts your teeth and then I have to knock their teeth out and it’s a whole ruckus. …Not mayonnaise but girls don’t like it some get a rash. I’m allergic to tits I break out in erections.”
I: “If you could play one character in a film what would it be.”
MM: “Adolf Hitchcock. It’s like a combo.”
I: “Like Hitler in a Hitchcock film kind of thing”
Mm: “Yeah because it has a cock in it.”
A Hammer mole was recently present at a Marilyn Manson press day, and described how he arrived drunk with a ‘prostitute’ who he demanded lift her skirt to be photographed by him on his phone before trying to write on the hotel wall…
After Manson finally settled down he said the following things amongst others [it must be added that he apparently sobered up miraculously for his following interview... weird] :
MM: “I just got interviewed by the gay guy”
Interviewer: “Alan Carr?”
MM: “Yeah, he did love me too much.”
I: “Now Obama is president and everything is going hunk-dorilly…”
MM: “Is that a word hunky-dorrily?”
I: “It is now. Is there anything left to rebel against.”
MM: “Yes there is. You have to rebel against the normal usage of pubic hair. So this what I did last week, or several days ago here you go you have to be patient it’s worth the wait.” [Shows picture of girl's pubic hair shaved into a swastika on mobile phone]. “That’s what I did last week, that’s how I rebel.”
MM: “Twatstika”
Click here to see what we thought of Marilyn Manson’s Download performance…
I: “If you had to pick one thing that made you happy in life what would it be.”
MM: “Drugs”
I: “you have a passion for art. Are you still painting.”
MM: “Yes”
I: “What have you painted recently.”
Mm: “Women, canvas, sperm.”
I: “Sperm”
MM: “Yeah, sperm canvas.”
MM: “I don’t care about money. Do you know what money’s for? It’s for rolling up to snort cocaine.”
I: “If you had to wrap yourself in cling film for the rest of your life or only eat mayonnaise for the rest of your life, which would you choose?”
MM: “Well I tried to make a condom once out of tin foil and a rubber band but it doesn’t work because girls when they bite tin foil it hurts your teeth and then I have to knock their teeth out and it’s a whole ruckus. …Not mayonnaise but girls don’t like it some get a rash. I’m allergic to tits I break out in erections.”
I: “If you could play one character in a film what would it be.”
MM: “Adolf Hitchcock. It’s like a combo.”
I: “Like Hitler in a Hitchcock film kind of thing”
Mm: “Yeah because it has a cock in it.”
Monday, July 6, 2009
still #24
wasting time on themostseconds. because I am awesome.
2, 144, 333 seconds and counting.
slowly climbing my way to the top.
woooot.
I think the tiredness is getting to me. But my legs are numb and I think I'm tired so I cant really be bothered moving this second to go keep painting.
must keep painting, must keep painting... must keep...
zzzzzzz.
2, 144, 333 seconds and counting.
slowly climbing my way to the top.
woooot.
I think the tiredness is getting to me. But my legs are numb and I think I'm tired so I cant really be bothered moving this second to go keep painting.
must keep painting, must keep painting... must keep...
zzzzzzz.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
My top ten films.
Hahaha, looks like Mr Should not be has set a trend.
being the movie lover i am, i can't help but list my top ten.
i think you'll see there are some things me and shoud not be agree on :)
1# The Crow. Directed by Alex Proyas.
Starring Brandon Lee.
Eric Draven, A Heartbroken wrestless soul, is brought back to the world to bring his vengence upon those who deserve it. Escorted by his crow, clothed and made up in the physical manifestation of his broken heart, he adapts to his supernatural abilities and goes to bring death to those who've caused pain and anguish to many, including himself. Also those souls touched by Eric and his girlfriend Shelley's kindness in a depressing city of crime, still in mourning, get an inkling of hope for all when Eric's soul brushes past them on his way to vengence.
The film is orchestrated in such a beautiful manner, creating such an impact in the heart.
The imagery is powerful, bringing on a feeling of mourning for the kind soul who'd been done wrong by.
With the song "Burn" by the Cure, a peace of music that has come from the heart, there is nothing else this film can do but make you feel human, and be greatful for all you have, while at the same time making you wish that the anti hero and his wife had suffered a more kinder fate.
they wish to remake this, but to abandon the gothic and emotional style....how dare they. i will kill them inf ront of there pregnant mothers, pregnant mother impregnated by me. bastards.
my favourite scene: When he visits the pawn shop :)
2# Eraserhead. Directed By David Lynch.
The film opens with such strong imagery, an eerie atmosphere depicting sperm fertilizing an egg.
As the planetary woman egg explodes we are brought into the inudstrial delusional world of David Lynch's mad mind.
The story follows a man on vacation, finding out about a past rendevous's pregnancy that leads to a forced marriage by the parents and the birth of a mutant baby.
As the mother leaves one night from the constant cries of the mutant child, it deals with the delusional fathers experiences thereafter leaving to a shocking conclusion.
Much of the film doesn't make sense and is very delusional. The baby has the appearance of a ducklings head and neck (the body wrapped in bandages), except the head being human size, and the neck being long and pencil thin. it's all slimey and the cries are by far the most eeriest thing i have heard in my life.
The direction makes you feel you have some bad flu, and it feels as if you are spinning out of touch of sanity.
the sound compasition is like a hammer on your temples, and the film is scary and unpredictable, not knowing what dark places these delusions would take you.
this is by far one of the best unconventional films i have seen, and probably will ever see, in my life.
favourite scene: attempting to carve the artificial chicken.
3# I'm Not There.
This film is based on multiple sections of the life of singer songwriter Bob Dylan. His personality split of into different persona's each portrayed by renown actors (Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger and Richard Gere). The film uses heaps of imagery and makes great use of metaphors.
The film also keeps you gripped with its brilliant soundtrack, accompanied by brilliant direction. All songs are written by Bob Dylan but are performed by other bands, the only song on the album by bob dylan being "i'm not there".
favourite scene: Jonas being swallowed by the whale.
4# The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The story follows a young couple who's car has broken down near an old mansion. it is there they become affiliated with a transvestite trying to create the perfect lover. whilst staying there, there love is tested, and new experiences are opened to them emotionally and sexually.
A Rock Opera embracing all that is cheesy, it is brilliant in it's context of expressing yourself freely, and most of all, to love one another. Each song being catchy as hell (although not a big fan of the time warp), the direction being so theatrical and flamboyant, the set peices being the most intriguing and creative, also topped off by the brilliant and lovable acting of Tim Curry as Frank N Furt, the flamboyant bisexual alien transvestite.
This is a faultless movie, taking away the actual perception of a movie experience and lifting you up and blasting you off to the planet of transexual transylvania.
There wishing to remake this, and i say they shouldn't. SIGN THE ONLINE PETITION, DON'T LET THEM SCREW UP THE LIPS.
favourite scene: "i'm cold wet and i'm just plain scared!" "don't worry, i'm here, you have nothing to worry about" turns around and see's frank n furt "AAAAARGGGHHHHHH!!!"
5# Suspiria.
Directed by the father of the slasher genre, Dario Argento, this film is marked as his masterpeice. Following a teenage dancer, departing from america to go to a european prestigous ballet school, through the warning of a mysterious student before running off and being murdered, she realises that this dance acadamy has a real dark agenda.
Being filmed in the 60's and in technicolor, it really makes this film look beautiful.
the camera work is artistic, and ahead of its time, quick cuts and taking you away from the fact its a film from the 60's.
Each frame looks like a painting with the brilliant intensity of technicolor. also the well orchestrated, gory but bueatiful looking death scenes help put this movie ahead of many of todays mediocre attempts at horror.
Truely one of the best horror films ever made.
They wish to remake this film aswell, starring natalie portman. i think they reallllyyyy have to do a fuckign good job or the insane fan base will tear the directors and her head right off. i should know because that's what i'd be doing.
favourite scene: the woman falling through the stain glass roof window, with the chord around her neck and the blood around her mouth, and the open wound in her chest exposing her heart.
6#Natural Born Killers
Directed by Oliver Stone, this movie tells the story of serial killers micky and mallory. based on a stroy written by Quinten Tarrantino, it stars Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr, and Tommy Lee Jones.
The imagery is intense and awesome.
the direction cartoony and surreal.
It really shows how good movies can be if movie makers try hard enough. The soundtrack is accompanied by such artists as Leonard Cohen, Nine Inch Nails, Cowboy Junkies and Peter Gabriel, showing us a true brilliance that this film is trying to show us.
favourite scene: "I love Mallory" sketch featuring Rodney Dangerfield.
7#Clockwork Orange
Stanley Kubrick.
Malcom Mc Dowell.
Violence, fornication, brainwashing, drugs, cod peices, giant penis's being used as weapons, what can make this movie more awesome?
and being a kubrick, you know that its an educational, heavy and truely brilliant experience in cinema.
they wanted to remake this one too, but they stopped talking about it. too godamn fucking right they should stop talking about it!
favourite scene: where Alex beats the old lady to death with a giant penis
8#Tokyo Gore Police
A Japanese horror action film brung to you by the same people who did the machine girl.
this film is absed in the future where the police has become a private organisation, giving them any right to do anything they want (thats apprently how it goes, whether or not the movies politics are correct).
These mutants have started to appear in society, that when a limb, or extreme tissue damage ocucurs, the tissue or limb regenerates back as a weapon. when a mutant hunter police girl gains this mutation, she finds out who it was and who assisinated her father and goes against her police chief in one of the most epic showdowns ever.
extremely gory, extremely funny, extremely entertaining and occasionally extremely fuck up and disturbing.
the special effects, although low budget, are effective. the film is well put together and some of the mutations are extremely creative.
Screw Planet Terror (although that was a good film), this film is good for all the reasons planet terror was good, but 100x better.
favourite scene: after losing his legs, the police chief injects himself with painkillers and increases the bloodflow in his leg stumps to the point there so powerful the force makes him fly around as if his leg stumps are bloody jet packs. he then flies around the room.
9# Mullholand Drive
Yet another David Lynch, this movie is a story about the false promises of the american dream, and the corruptness and greed underlying the hopes and promises of hollywood. delusional and brillliant. some sections funny, some sections engaging, some sections disturbing and horrific and others plain confusing, the use of metaphor in this movie is brilliant, as is the casting, sound effects and direction.
not easy to interpret correctly but the overall message is there for you. one movie that will change your perception forever.
stars Niomi Watts and contains the most awesome scenes of lesbian erotica towards the end.
Favourite scene: the old people from the begining of the film, but appearing somewhat demonic, chasing the future dead girl around her apartment, lights of all colours flashing around the shakey camera work, as she jumps on her bed and shoots herself in the head. (that whole scene was symbolism of the falseness of the american dream and her depression and jealousy that lead to her hasty suicide.)
10#Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Based on the popular book by famous gonzo journalist Hunter S Thompson, it follows his alter ego Roal Duke travelling around Las Vegas with his friend and attorney Doctor Gonzo, to report on a motorbike race. instead of reporting, they rent several hotels and binge on all sorts of drugs.
the most tripped out movie ever, witht he only connection between scenes made through Raol Dukes narration.
Raol Duke is played by Johnny Depp and Docotr Gonzo is played by Benincio Del Toro. The film is directed by monty python member Terry Gilliam.
favourite scene: driving across the desert on drugs, Raol Duke stops the car "we can't stop here...this is bat country". he then gets out the car to the back trunk swatting crazy with a fly swatter. as they drive off you see a dead bat squished on the floor
well those are my top ten. enjoy them, i surely recomend
being the movie lover i am, i can't help but list my top ten.
i think you'll see there are some things me and shoud not be agree on :)
1# The Crow. Directed by Alex Proyas.
Starring Brandon Lee.
Eric Draven, A Heartbroken wrestless soul, is brought back to the world to bring his vengence upon those who deserve it. Escorted by his crow, clothed and made up in the physical manifestation of his broken heart, he adapts to his supernatural abilities and goes to bring death to those who've caused pain and anguish to many, including himself. Also those souls touched by Eric and his girlfriend Shelley's kindness in a depressing city of crime, still in mourning, get an inkling of hope for all when Eric's soul brushes past them on his way to vengence.
The film is orchestrated in such a beautiful manner, creating such an impact in the heart.
The imagery is powerful, bringing on a feeling of mourning for the kind soul who'd been done wrong by.
With the song "Burn" by the Cure, a peace of music that has come from the heart, there is nothing else this film can do but make you feel human, and be greatful for all you have, while at the same time making you wish that the anti hero and his wife had suffered a more kinder fate.
they wish to remake this, but to abandon the gothic and emotional style....how dare they. i will kill them inf ront of there pregnant mothers, pregnant mother impregnated by me. bastards.
my favourite scene: When he visits the pawn shop :)
2# Eraserhead. Directed By David Lynch.
The film opens with such strong imagery, an eerie atmosphere depicting sperm fertilizing an egg.
As the planetary woman egg explodes we are brought into the inudstrial delusional world of David Lynch's mad mind.
The story follows a man on vacation, finding out about a past rendevous's pregnancy that leads to a forced marriage by the parents and the birth of a mutant baby.
As the mother leaves one night from the constant cries of the mutant child, it deals with the delusional fathers experiences thereafter leaving to a shocking conclusion.
Much of the film doesn't make sense and is very delusional. The baby has the appearance of a ducklings head and neck (the body wrapped in bandages), except the head being human size, and the neck being long and pencil thin. it's all slimey and the cries are by far the most eeriest thing i have heard in my life.
The direction makes you feel you have some bad flu, and it feels as if you are spinning out of touch of sanity.
the sound compasition is like a hammer on your temples, and the film is scary and unpredictable, not knowing what dark places these delusions would take you.
this is by far one of the best unconventional films i have seen, and probably will ever see, in my life.
favourite scene: attempting to carve the artificial chicken.
3# I'm Not There.
This film is based on multiple sections of the life of singer songwriter Bob Dylan. His personality split of into different persona's each portrayed by renown actors (Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger and Richard Gere). The film uses heaps of imagery and makes great use of metaphors.
The film also keeps you gripped with its brilliant soundtrack, accompanied by brilliant direction. All songs are written by Bob Dylan but are performed by other bands, the only song on the album by bob dylan being "i'm not there".
favourite scene: Jonas being swallowed by the whale.
4# The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The story follows a young couple who's car has broken down near an old mansion. it is there they become affiliated with a transvestite trying to create the perfect lover. whilst staying there, there love is tested, and new experiences are opened to them emotionally and sexually.
A Rock Opera embracing all that is cheesy, it is brilliant in it's context of expressing yourself freely, and most of all, to love one another. Each song being catchy as hell (although not a big fan of the time warp), the direction being so theatrical and flamboyant, the set peices being the most intriguing and creative, also topped off by the brilliant and lovable acting of Tim Curry as Frank N Furt, the flamboyant bisexual alien transvestite.
This is a faultless movie, taking away the actual perception of a movie experience and lifting you up and blasting you off to the planet of transexual transylvania.
There wishing to remake this, and i say they shouldn't. SIGN THE ONLINE PETITION, DON'T LET THEM SCREW UP THE LIPS.
favourite scene: "i'm cold wet and i'm just plain scared!" "don't worry, i'm here, you have nothing to worry about" turns around and see's frank n furt "AAAAARGGGHHHHHH!!!"
5# Suspiria.
Directed by the father of the slasher genre, Dario Argento, this film is marked as his masterpeice. Following a teenage dancer, departing from america to go to a european prestigous ballet school, through the warning of a mysterious student before running off and being murdered, she realises that this dance acadamy has a real dark agenda.
Being filmed in the 60's and in technicolor, it really makes this film look beautiful.
the camera work is artistic, and ahead of its time, quick cuts and taking you away from the fact its a film from the 60's.
Each frame looks like a painting with the brilliant intensity of technicolor. also the well orchestrated, gory but bueatiful looking death scenes help put this movie ahead of many of todays mediocre attempts at horror.
Truely one of the best horror films ever made.
They wish to remake this film aswell, starring natalie portman. i think they reallllyyyy have to do a fuckign good job or the insane fan base will tear the directors and her head right off. i should know because that's what i'd be doing.
favourite scene: the woman falling through the stain glass roof window, with the chord around her neck and the blood around her mouth, and the open wound in her chest exposing her heart.
6#Natural Born Killers
Directed by Oliver Stone, this movie tells the story of serial killers micky and mallory. based on a stroy written by Quinten Tarrantino, it stars Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr, and Tommy Lee Jones.
The imagery is intense and awesome.
the direction cartoony and surreal.
It really shows how good movies can be if movie makers try hard enough. The soundtrack is accompanied by such artists as Leonard Cohen, Nine Inch Nails, Cowboy Junkies and Peter Gabriel, showing us a true brilliance that this film is trying to show us.
favourite scene: "I love Mallory" sketch featuring Rodney Dangerfield.
7#Clockwork Orange
Stanley Kubrick.
Malcom Mc Dowell.
Violence, fornication, brainwashing, drugs, cod peices, giant penis's being used as weapons, what can make this movie more awesome?
and being a kubrick, you know that its an educational, heavy and truely brilliant experience in cinema.
they wanted to remake this one too, but they stopped talking about it. too godamn fucking right they should stop talking about it!
favourite scene: where Alex beats the old lady to death with a giant penis
8#Tokyo Gore Police
A Japanese horror action film brung to you by the same people who did the machine girl.
this film is absed in the future where the police has become a private organisation, giving them any right to do anything they want (thats apprently how it goes, whether or not the movies politics are correct).
These mutants have started to appear in society, that when a limb, or extreme tissue damage ocucurs, the tissue or limb regenerates back as a weapon. when a mutant hunter police girl gains this mutation, she finds out who it was and who assisinated her father and goes against her police chief in one of the most epic showdowns ever.
extremely gory, extremely funny, extremely entertaining and occasionally extremely fuck up and disturbing.
the special effects, although low budget, are effective. the film is well put together and some of the mutations are extremely creative.
Screw Planet Terror (although that was a good film), this film is good for all the reasons planet terror was good, but 100x better.
favourite scene: after losing his legs, the police chief injects himself with painkillers and increases the bloodflow in his leg stumps to the point there so powerful the force makes him fly around as if his leg stumps are bloody jet packs. he then flies around the room.
9# Mullholand Drive
Yet another David Lynch, this movie is a story about the false promises of the american dream, and the corruptness and greed underlying the hopes and promises of hollywood. delusional and brillliant. some sections funny, some sections engaging, some sections disturbing and horrific and others plain confusing, the use of metaphor in this movie is brilliant, as is the casting, sound effects and direction.
not easy to interpret correctly but the overall message is there for you. one movie that will change your perception forever.
stars Niomi Watts and contains the most awesome scenes of lesbian erotica towards the end.
Favourite scene: the old people from the begining of the film, but appearing somewhat demonic, chasing the future dead girl around her apartment, lights of all colours flashing around the shakey camera work, as she jumps on her bed and shoots herself in the head. (that whole scene was symbolism of the falseness of the american dream and her depression and jealousy that lead to her hasty suicide.)
10#Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Based on the popular book by famous gonzo journalist Hunter S Thompson, it follows his alter ego Roal Duke travelling around Las Vegas with his friend and attorney Doctor Gonzo, to report on a motorbike race. instead of reporting, they rent several hotels and binge on all sorts of drugs.
the most tripped out movie ever, witht he only connection between scenes made through Raol Dukes narration.
Raol Duke is played by Johnny Depp and Docotr Gonzo is played by Benincio Del Toro. The film is directed by monty python member Terry Gilliam.
favourite scene: driving across the desert on drugs, Raol Duke stops the car "we can't stop here...this is bat country". he then gets out the car to the back trunk swatting crazy with a fly swatter. as they drive off you see a dead bat squished on the floor
well those are my top ten. enjoy them, i surely recomend
RECESS!!
How can i compete with the previous awsome post. but whatever.
Todays topic is address to random....no really it is address to the topic of randomness.
Whats wrong with being random? Is it such a crime to do something so weirdly random that other unrandomly people can sit there and judge you for being random. Being random is one of the most normal things to do in a normal persons life. Being random is just like you. yes you. i can see you. right there. sitting your ass down on some soft or possible hard sitting object.
what are you thinking about? tah dirty mind.
I was saying...... its like getting from that hopefully soft seat you are sitting on, possibly from some illegal downloading or illegal viewing over the internet and you say to yourself outloud, possibly exclaiming a little too loud for your own good.... I LIKE MUFFINS, GIVE ME MUFFINS YOU MUFFIN MAN!. That is when you realise that this is awkward for both you and your monitor so you sit back down read in face and *intermission*
sorry y'all recess is here.
random much
Todays topic is address to random....no really it is address to the topic of randomness.
Whats wrong with being random? Is it such a crime to do something so weirdly random that other unrandomly people can sit there and judge you for being random. Being random is one of the most normal things to do in a normal persons life. Being random is just like you. yes you. i can see you. right there. sitting your ass down on some soft or possible hard sitting object.
what are you thinking about? tah dirty mind.
I was saying...... its like getting from that hopefully soft seat you are sitting on, possibly from some illegal downloading or illegal viewing over the internet and you say to yourself outloud, possibly exclaiming a little too loud for your own good.... I LIKE MUFFINS, GIVE ME MUFFINS YOU MUFFIN MAN!. That is when you realise that this is awkward for both you and your monitor so you sit back down read in face and *intermission*
sorry y'all recess is here.
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
top 10 films
i have finally mustered the courage to attempt and compile a list of my 10 favourite movies of all time. now i want to hear from every body who reads this blog waht their favourite films are, but i dont want any complaining that my favourite films arent the same as yours, and i dont want anybody going "oh, this should have been on the list instead of that". the reason its NOT on the list instead of that is either because i havnt seen it, i didnt like it, or in my oppinion these films are just plain better.
10: American Psycho.
staring christian bale as patrick bateman, American psycho follows bateman through several days in his seemingly completely emotionless, yet buisness-competitive life. however, bateman is secretly hiding a dark secret: his well educated facade is simply a mask that hides bateman's uncontrollable urges to kill and mutilate almost everybody around him. as the story progresses, the viewer is lead around in psychological circles, and you end up wondering wether or not bateman is a killer, or simply psychotic. brilliantly excecuted, well directed, both hilarious and shockingly blood thirsty, this film is truly every slasher/psychological thriller fans dream come true.
best scene: bateman dropping a running chainsaw down a flight of stairs and succesfully hitting a woman who is trying to escape him.
best quote: I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
9: A Clockwork Orange.
Malcolm Mcdowell plays Alex Delarge, a boy of about 18, who by night travels around with his group of little "droogies", raping women, drinking narcotic spiked milk, listening to beathoven, and seeking out "a bit of the old ultra-violence", wich includes mercilessly beating any person they see fit. by day, Alex skips school frequently, as is seen as a disgrace by his parents. then, Alex gets caught by the police, and is sent off to a psych ward, were experimental procedures are placed upon him, wich wind up leaving Alex unable to even think a single violent thought, as when he does, it triggers a reaction that makes him feel like he is slowly dying. a true classic of cinematography, and arguably one of stanley kubricks best films, it is funny, exceedingly violent, and oddly thought provoking.
Best scene: picking up two girls at the record store while searching for beathoven works.
Best quote: It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."
8: Repo: The Genetic Opera.
Sung like an opera played to metal music, this marvelous film details the events of the near future, were humanity is plagued with organ failures. millions die. but from the blood, gene co. rises up, a company that manufactures and "loans" out organs. indeed, organ's have become a fashion accessorie. but, miss a payment on your lovely new organs, and gene co. dispenses the repo man, a masked surgeon who mercilesly takes back gene co's organs from still breathing victims. the musical score is absolutely brilliant, and down right catchy. the death is artistic, the blood is neon, the acting and singing is superb, and all in all it makes for quite an enjoyable little piece of work.
best scene: the repo man reposessing an organ while talking to his daughter over the phone.
best quote: Stay with the dead, i'm joining the living
7: Shaun Of The Dead.
absolutely hilarious film, Shaun is a mild mannered applience salesman who's life is going no-where. his girlfriend has dumped him, his best friend is an idiot, and he spends every night in a bar drinking himself to sleep. one day however, he decides to sort his life out: to get his girl back, see his mum, and do something with his life! unfortunately for Shaun, the day he decides to change happens to coincide with the freshly dead rising as flesh eating zombies... without a doubt the hardest i have laughed in a film ever. the british humour is evident throughout, the characters are down right loveable, and its one of those rare films you can watch over and over again and still find something new to laugh about.
best scene: walking to the shops with a hangover.
best quote: who died and made you fucking king of the zombies???
6: Pan's Labyrinth
in spanish with english subtitles, Pan's Labyrinth opens with a story about how the king of the underworld's daughter ran away to the overworld one day, and upon realising what a cruel place it is, dies. the king of the underworld now waits for his daughters soul to return to him. the film then moves to spain, 1944, and Ofelia's mother has just married a captain in the spanish army. amidst a civil war, extreme cruelty on the captains behalf, and her mother falling gravely ill, Ofelia finds a fawn in a labyrinth, and the faun is convinced that she is the long lost daughter of the underworld king. the faun sets her 3 challenges to complete by the next full moon, to prove that she is the kings daughter. this film, if anything, is a classic fairytale; magical and enchanting, yet also mean and violent. the cruelt and evil of the humans is starkly contrasted with the otherworldly charm of the faun, and the childish joy of his 3 pixie guides. this film is without a doubt the director, Guillermo del Toro's masterpiece of his career.
best scene: running from the pale creature through the corridoor after it has eaten 2 of the fairy's.
best quote: I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!
5: Donnie Darko.
Donnie Darko is a very troubled teen. apparently a paranoid schizophrenic, he is on many medications, see's a psychologist, and wakes up in the strangest places with no recollection of how he got there. then one night, he see's frank the bunnie, a grotesque, demonic looking bunnie outfit worn by an unknown man. frank tells him that in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds, the world will end. a jet engine falls on donnie's house, wich would have killed him had frank not lured him outside. this marks a countdown of bizzare events, each eating away at donnie's sense of what is real and what is fantasy. as he skips on his meds, he begins to experience that he can see potential, and thus through time, and frank the bunnie increasingly is asking more and more of him, from flooding the school to burning a local mans house to the ground. all the while, donnie cannot escape the impending doom of the worlds apparent end. this movie is trippy to say the least. well directed and casted, all the characters play their parts incredibly well, and the overall feel of the movie really gets to you. outstanding film, and without a doubt, frank the bunnie is one of the most complicated side characters ever introduced into a film.
best scene: sitting in the cinema, watching a time portal open up on the big screen.
best quote: why are you wearing that stupid man suit???
4: V For Vendetta.
the not too distant future, and england is under a totalitarian rule under the chancellor addam suttler. the laws are strict, and the punishments severe. the people are afraid of their government. but one night when evey is out past curfew and is assaulted by fingermen, she meets V, a masked vigilante who proceeds to blow up the old baily, before procaliming that one year from then, he will finish guy fawkes work and blow up parliment. in the ensuing year, london falls into chaos and dissaray, inspector finch falls deeper and deeper into conspiracy, and evey falls in love with V. a moving film, with dark truths woven amongst the fabrications of film, action sequences to die for, dialogue to please any intelligent person, and enough sub-plots to keep you literally clinging to the edge of your seat. i have watched this more times than any other film, and it never gets old.
best scene: the final scene. i wont spoil it in case you havnt seen it yet.
best quote: beneath this mask there is more than flesh, there is an idea. And ideas, Mr Creedy, are bulletproof.
3: Pulp Fiction.
Quentin tarantino orchestrates a highly ammusing, increadibly complicated piece of work here. two hitmen hired to reclaim a glowing briefcase. a boxer on the run from a crime lord. a crime lords drug addicted wife out on the town. a loving couple who rob banks for a living. a man who makes problems such as blood-filled cars dissapear. this film has everything you could ever ask for: dialogue, action, violence, profanities, humour, pop culture referances, and a killer soundtrack. i do not know a single person who has seen this movie and disliked it. a classic. a masterpiece. a fucking awsome movie.
best scene: the breakfast scene with big kahuna burgers.
best quote: he threw a nigger outa his four story window for giving his wife a foot massage???
2: Howls moving castle.
what can i say aside from wow? a girl working in a hat shop is transformed into a 90 year old woman by a witch. she runs away from home and runs into the legendary wizard howl, and his moving castle powered by the fire demon calcifer. absolutely beautiful story, and the animation is practically flawless. the voice cast is just plain awsome, the vivid imagery and colours only seem to make the world of howl's moving castle more enchanting. magic, fire demons, war, romance, comedy, flying dogs, i cant begin to describe the ammount of stuff in this film. the only reason it isnt number one on this list is because the ending irritated me, because it only works out good if you have been paying rrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy close attention throughout the whole film to what the background characters are saying. quite simply, i love this film.
best scene: when sophie finally walks through the black door.
best quote: i dont see the point in living if i cant be beautiful...
1: the crow.
anyone who knows me could have seen this coming. the best film of all time. the night before halloween, a young couple, eric draven and shelly webster, are murdered in their flat by a violent street gang of arsenists, rapists and murderers. a year later, erics soul cannot rest, still burning from the injustice done to him and shelly. a crow carries his soul back to the world of the living, and eric rises from his grave as an immortal avenger, and he begins his revenge upon those that had wronged him. sarah, a child whom shelly and draven looked after, has since become friends with a cop who got fired for investigating too deeply into the draven/webster murders, and both begin to believe they are seeing a ghost as draven flits in and out of the shadows of their lives. this is without a doubt one of the best movies ever made. the city setting is so dark and rainy, it makes batmans gothan city look like play school. the soundtrack is frickin' magnificent, with bands from the cure, to nine inch nails, to rage against the machine. the main character of eric draven.... i cannot begin to describe him. he is in one word: amazing. Brandon Lee was born to play eric draven, and i dont think any other actor could have done a better job. how unfortunate that he died 8 days away from the end of filming. the tone and themes the film present are gritty and a painful reminder of what type of society we live in, and the villains are at times creepy, evil, sadistic, sick, and fucked up, and yet at other times funny, loud, rude, motivational, and child-like. the direction is phenomenal, i cannot find a single error anywhere in this film. Rest in peace brandon lee, you will always be remembered.
best scene: were draven is going through photo's of shelly and him, and the photo's send painful memories into his brain. it becomes too much, and he punches the mirror and breaks down crying. this scene always brings a tear to my eye.
best quote: he's already dead. he died a year ago, the moment he touched her. their all dead, they just dont know it yet.
thanks for reading everyone.
10: American Psycho.
staring christian bale as patrick bateman, American psycho follows bateman through several days in his seemingly completely emotionless, yet buisness-competitive life. however, bateman is secretly hiding a dark secret: his well educated facade is simply a mask that hides bateman's uncontrollable urges to kill and mutilate almost everybody around him. as the story progresses, the viewer is lead around in psychological circles, and you end up wondering wether or not bateman is a killer, or simply psychotic. brilliantly excecuted, well directed, both hilarious and shockingly blood thirsty, this film is truly every slasher/psychological thriller fans dream come true.
best scene: bateman dropping a running chainsaw down a flight of stairs and succesfully hitting a woman who is trying to escape him.
best quote: I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
9: A Clockwork Orange.
Malcolm Mcdowell plays Alex Delarge, a boy of about 18, who by night travels around with his group of little "droogies", raping women, drinking narcotic spiked milk, listening to beathoven, and seeking out "a bit of the old ultra-violence", wich includes mercilessly beating any person they see fit. by day, Alex skips school frequently, as is seen as a disgrace by his parents. then, Alex gets caught by the police, and is sent off to a psych ward, were experimental procedures are placed upon him, wich wind up leaving Alex unable to even think a single violent thought, as when he does, it triggers a reaction that makes him feel like he is slowly dying. a true classic of cinematography, and arguably one of stanley kubricks best films, it is funny, exceedingly violent, and oddly thought provoking.
Best scene: picking up two girls at the record store while searching for beathoven works.
Best quote: It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."
8: Repo: The Genetic Opera.
Sung like an opera played to metal music, this marvelous film details the events of the near future, were humanity is plagued with organ failures. millions die. but from the blood, gene co. rises up, a company that manufactures and "loans" out organs. indeed, organ's have become a fashion accessorie. but, miss a payment on your lovely new organs, and gene co. dispenses the repo man, a masked surgeon who mercilesly takes back gene co's organs from still breathing victims. the musical score is absolutely brilliant, and down right catchy. the death is artistic, the blood is neon, the acting and singing is superb, and all in all it makes for quite an enjoyable little piece of work.
best scene: the repo man reposessing an organ while talking to his daughter over the phone.
best quote: Stay with the dead, i'm joining the living
7: Shaun Of The Dead.
absolutely hilarious film, Shaun is a mild mannered applience salesman who's life is going no-where. his girlfriend has dumped him, his best friend is an idiot, and he spends every night in a bar drinking himself to sleep. one day however, he decides to sort his life out: to get his girl back, see his mum, and do something with his life! unfortunately for Shaun, the day he decides to change happens to coincide with the freshly dead rising as flesh eating zombies... without a doubt the hardest i have laughed in a film ever. the british humour is evident throughout, the characters are down right loveable, and its one of those rare films you can watch over and over again and still find something new to laugh about.
best scene: walking to the shops with a hangover.
best quote: who died and made you fucking king of the zombies???
6: Pan's Labyrinth
in spanish with english subtitles, Pan's Labyrinth opens with a story about how the king of the underworld's daughter ran away to the overworld one day, and upon realising what a cruel place it is, dies. the king of the underworld now waits for his daughters soul to return to him. the film then moves to spain, 1944, and Ofelia's mother has just married a captain in the spanish army. amidst a civil war, extreme cruelty on the captains behalf, and her mother falling gravely ill, Ofelia finds a fawn in a labyrinth, and the faun is convinced that she is the long lost daughter of the underworld king. the faun sets her 3 challenges to complete by the next full moon, to prove that she is the kings daughter. this film, if anything, is a classic fairytale; magical and enchanting, yet also mean and violent. the cruelt and evil of the humans is starkly contrasted with the otherworldly charm of the faun, and the childish joy of his 3 pixie guides. this film is without a doubt the director, Guillermo del Toro's masterpiece of his career.
best scene: running from the pale creature through the corridoor after it has eaten 2 of the fairy's.
best quote: I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!
5: Donnie Darko.
Donnie Darko is a very troubled teen. apparently a paranoid schizophrenic, he is on many medications, see's a psychologist, and wakes up in the strangest places with no recollection of how he got there. then one night, he see's frank the bunnie, a grotesque, demonic looking bunnie outfit worn by an unknown man. frank tells him that in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds, the world will end. a jet engine falls on donnie's house, wich would have killed him had frank not lured him outside. this marks a countdown of bizzare events, each eating away at donnie's sense of what is real and what is fantasy. as he skips on his meds, he begins to experience that he can see potential, and thus through time, and frank the bunnie increasingly is asking more and more of him, from flooding the school to burning a local mans house to the ground. all the while, donnie cannot escape the impending doom of the worlds apparent end. this movie is trippy to say the least. well directed and casted, all the characters play their parts incredibly well, and the overall feel of the movie really gets to you. outstanding film, and without a doubt, frank the bunnie is one of the most complicated side characters ever introduced into a film.
best scene: sitting in the cinema, watching a time portal open up on the big screen.
best quote: why are you wearing that stupid man suit???
4: V For Vendetta.
the not too distant future, and england is under a totalitarian rule under the chancellor addam suttler. the laws are strict, and the punishments severe. the people are afraid of their government. but one night when evey is out past curfew and is assaulted by fingermen, she meets V, a masked vigilante who proceeds to blow up the old baily, before procaliming that one year from then, he will finish guy fawkes work and blow up parliment. in the ensuing year, london falls into chaos and dissaray, inspector finch falls deeper and deeper into conspiracy, and evey falls in love with V. a moving film, with dark truths woven amongst the fabrications of film, action sequences to die for, dialogue to please any intelligent person, and enough sub-plots to keep you literally clinging to the edge of your seat. i have watched this more times than any other film, and it never gets old.
best scene: the final scene. i wont spoil it in case you havnt seen it yet.
best quote: beneath this mask there is more than flesh, there is an idea. And ideas, Mr Creedy, are bulletproof.
3: Pulp Fiction.
Quentin tarantino orchestrates a highly ammusing, increadibly complicated piece of work here. two hitmen hired to reclaim a glowing briefcase. a boxer on the run from a crime lord. a crime lords drug addicted wife out on the town. a loving couple who rob banks for a living. a man who makes problems such as blood-filled cars dissapear. this film has everything you could ever ask for: dialogue, action, violence, profanities, humour, pop culture referances, and a killer soundtrack. i do not know a single person who has seen this movie and disliked it. a classic. a masterpiece. a fucking awsome movie.
best scene: the breakfast scene with big kahuna burgers.
best quote: he threw a nigger outa his four story window for giving his wife a foot massage???
2: Howls moving castle.
what can i say aside from wow? a girl working in a hat shop is transformed into a 90 year old woman by a witch. she runs away from home and runs into the legendary wizard howl, and his moving castle powered by the fire demon calcifer. absolutely beautiful story, and the animation is practically flawless. the voice cast is just plain awsome, the vivid imagery and colours only seem to make the world of howl's moving castle more enchanting. magic, fire demons, war, romance, comedy, flying dogs, i cant begin to describe the ammount of stuff in this film. the only reason it isnt number one on this list is because the ending irritated me, because it only works out good if you have been paying rrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy close attention throughout the whole film to what the background characters are saying. quite simply, i love this film.
best scene: when sophie finally walks through the black door.
best quote: i dont see the point in living if i cant be beautiful...
1: the crow.
anyone who knows me could have seen this coming. the best film of all time. the night before halloween, a young couple, eric draven and shelly webster, are murdered in their flat by a violent street gang of arsenists, rapists and murderers. a year later, erics soul cannot rest, still burning from the injustice done to him and shelly. a crow carries his soul back to the world of the living, and eric rises from his grave as an immortal avenger, and he begins his revenge upon those that had wronged him. sarah, a child whom shelly and draven looked after, has since become friends with a cop who got fired for investigating too deeply into the draven/webster murders, and both begin to believe they are seeing a ghost as draven flits in and out of the shadows of their lives. this is without a doubt one of the best movies ever made. the city setting is so dark and rainy, it makes batmans gothan city look like play school. the soundtrack is frickin' magnificent, with bands from the cure, to nine inch nails, to rage against the machine. the main character of eric draven.... i cannot begin to describe him. he is in one word: amazing. Brandon Lee was born to play eric draven, and i dont think any other actor could have done a better job. how unfortunate that he died 8 days away from the end of filming. the tone and themes the film present are gritty and a painful reminder of what type of society we live in, and the villains are at times creepy, evil, sadistic, sick, and fucked up, and yet at other times funny, loud, rude, motivational, and child-like. the direction is phenomenal, i cannot find a single error anywhere in this film. Rest in peace brandon lee, you will always be remembered.
best scene: were draven is going through photo's of shelly and him, and the photo's send painful memories into his brain. it becomes too much, and he punches the mirror and breaks down crying. this scene always brings a tear to my eye.
best quote: he's already dead. he died a year ago, the moment he touched her. their all dead, they just dont know it yet.
thanks for reading everyone.
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