i warn you dont ask, cause if you do, i must do something so horrible to your brain you will think that santa claus is your mother. .....
one fine morning dot hopped along. It was a very happy dot, until it cross paths with tittle.
Unfortunately this conversation is too random, it may not make sense (why should it) and if you read it you will instantly turn into a mushroom and therefore i will have to eat you.
d= dot
t= tittle
d- oi watch it
t- sorry who are you
d- dot
t- *coughs a laugh*
d- are you laughing at me
t- who me? never. as if i am a lone wanderer with no home.
d- i have a home
t- oh. where is it?
d- you tell me first
t- i live above the 'i'
d- WHAT THAT IS MY HOME
t- now now, i can see that you are uncivilized...
(odd turn of events)
d- I challenge you *pulls out glowsticks*
t- AND i accept! *does a happy dance*
d- then fight
t- so be it.
d- so be it
t- your copying me
d- no you are copying me
t- what
d- who
t- oh my god its a leprechaun
d- where
t- hah
d- what
t- i dont know
d- .......pick your weapon and fight like a muscle!
t- *picks up the leprechaun* fight we will!
and so dot with the glowsticks and tittle with the leprechaun started a fight that only you will know the ending too.....who will win? dun dun dunnnn..who will be the ultimate master and claim the green jacket....oh wait, crap thats golf.
Awkward yet?
Anyone truly excited to have an inclass essay first day back? oooh me! shouts someone in a corner. thats where i run over and throw several unpleasant smelling cakes in their face. thats appaulling behaviour! did your mother ever teach you to enjoy the first week back to school? evidently not. FTW @ the book Oryx and Crake. Seriously guh ending.
Oh yeh and what colour is Blanket bilby? i've never asked.
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Lol! I say the dot wins because there are more dots than tittles in your post. Although the tittle should rightly win because dots live elsewhere!
Curse that person in the corner. Curse them so much.... f***er...
Mah Blanket be coloured a dark maroony colour on the bottom and have an assortment of squares on top making a few various colours. My sleeping bag that doubles as a doona is black on yellow.
haha lol! Sadly, that mostly did make sense in my mind. However, I also have a friend that fantasizes about star-wars-esque laser thingo fights, with hotdogs. So anything that doesn't make sense, does.
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