Hail Lord Slug

Well i was with my girlfriend the other day, we were lying there on the couch. Things started to get a little steamy until i whispered in her ear "get ready for Lord Slug" (read my profile for insight on what that means). She all of a sudden stopped what she was doing and looked up at me, "What was that?".
"Oh you know, my penis name", i replied. "What!?!" she said to that. I looked at her puzzle, "why don't you girls name your vagina's?", "No we don't why would we do that?". my facial expression changed somewhat "oh come on, now don't be so dull about it all, i thought everyone named there genitalia". "No we don't". i stood up "oh come on baby, i think lord slug needs to visit his local fish market, get creative baby, it's almost like role playing you know?". she looked at me shocked, "Roleplaying? Corn you disgust me". I was hurt at that comment, as for finding out naming genitals was an uncommon practice, this was news to me. I thought to myself, why does sex have to be such a mature act? The main reason is it to have fun, feel good, get rid of some relief, but most of all to express your love (or if you don't like that word, or if you are one to partake in fuck buddies or one night stands maybe the word "like"" will suit you more or possible "like of other being well hung" or "like of the big titties in your face" will suit).
So, why do girls get all stroppy when it comes to treating sex as a fun game? (not in the sense that you treat your partner or loved one like a game, more in the sense that your there to express love and want it to be fun and a "rememberable experience").
Okay here's 2 storys for you, here's the first one.

One day Lord Slug decided to come out of his Cottony suspension to go see his friend Groper the big mouthed fish. When he got there Groper welcomed him with a open mouth. Groper was feeling really uptight at the time, so Lord Slug decided to give Groper a massage. This made Groper feel as good as new, so she decided to leave the Home Thong, to go prance around with Lord Slug in the bedsheet park. There they encountered the wandering giant hands, that started to stroke Lord Slug and caress Groper in a pleasing fashion. But what they didn't know about these hands is they had the power to enlarge Lord Slug into his giant phase (like in the dragonball z movie of the same name) and the power to make "Groper hungry!!!".
The hands withdrew as they felt the moisture coing out of Groper, she was salivering for something to eat, and all that was in sight was Lord Slug.
Lord Slug knew the danger that ran his way, so he wrapped his legs around a pole just as Groper inserted him in her mouth. Groper was tring to swallow him but Lord Slug kept pulling himself out, yet Groper would keep trying to swallow him.
In and Out, In and Out of Groper Lord Slug went. This pleased the gods, as they screamed and sighed in extesy. eventually Lord Slug vomited inside of Groper which then impregnated her. Lord Slug then had to pay child support for the rest of his life.
The End

and the second story is....

The Penis went into the Vagina. The dude loved it, and was giving it to her hard. She cummed, so did he.
The End.

now which was more fun to read?

Now i wish you kids to remember, next time your to have sex, make sure you make it fun to your full extent, but don't forget protection, that nasty pregnancy and those nasty STI's are out to eat your soul....especially pregnancy.