Thursday, August 6, 2009

rofl.

I have scarred you all....


The Ice whore named jethro was getting his glaass violently pounded by 2 black cockrals, while the skinny deviant looking caucasian man takes his head and forces his cockatoo down his throat.
There birds were so friggen violent that jethro's tits were spinning round and round and round. The heart shaped tattoo on his breast no longer visible from the constant movement.
And then when the cockrals bite? That smile on the jethro's face as the boys pull out and release candy into his open mouth... is it that he is enjoying the candy? or is it that he's glad the cockral banging on his glasses has stopped, and that he can go back home to his tumor he struggles to feed, and the drug habit he struggles to defeat.

If a sensitive soul such as Bilby, in his "bleeped out world", were to be exposed to this video, he'd be scared as fuck, LIKE ANYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD WOULD BE.
Infact, it will probably drive him so insane that his mind will snap and he will carry the facial expression and language as the picture above.
One day you'll see the world for what it isnt is Bilby, and when you do, your heart will bloom like a flower and the bee's will come to pollinate you.
GOOD BOY!!!!!




Now honestly, this isn't being funny but it's a fuckload more crazy than it previously was.

8 comments:

Corn on the Cobb said...
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Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

Hahaha! poor Jethro.

Rayne said...

now that is one funny blog. i was talking to tttsnb when i was reading it and after the first 5 minutes when i couldnt stop laughing he started getting ratty cause he thought i was snapping at himmmm
:P...he isnt going to like me for saying that on blogggger :P
Rayyyne
p.s im actually pretty devs we didnt get to go out tonnighhht. but i shall get sarah ungrounded somehow....sooon...:D
x

Rayne said...

why did i write "snapping at him"....i ment "laughing at him"...yeah im heaps talented.....:D

Corn on the Cobb said...

nothin like a story about a man with titties getting raped by parrots.

yeah >.< ahhwell, somin may be arranged soon according to what josh was sayiing.

haha narh he wont mind. i've put humiliating videos of him on the internet and he doesnt hate me...yet.

Rayne said...

oh rlly? may i see ? :D

Corn on the Cobb said...

head on over to www.youtube.com/CobJaa69

^-^, i think you'll know which ones are the josh ones :P

Also one taking the shit out of bilby in there >.<
worth checking out if you ever watched the monotone song.

Rayne said...

thhhannnk you X]