the show merlin is so riddled with errors its not funny!
dont get me wrong, i find it entertaining to watch on a sunday night as much as the next guy. but seriously, ok i grew up with the legends of king arthur and the knights of the round table when i was really young. like when i was about 9 i went through this massive king arthur phase and i read probably 10 books full of different alterations of the legends. but noooooooooo, merlin just takes all those classic legends, bends them over its knee and sodomises them with excalibur.
i would like to start out by pointing out the most glaringly obvious and one of the most idiotic mistakes ever made in the history of television: MERLIN WAS AN OLD MAN WHEN ARTHUR WAS A YOUNG BOY!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, you cant possibly fuck something that simple up quite as badly as the shows creators did. "hmmmm, it sais here merlin is supposed to be some old guy" "phhh, its hard enough to find no talent child actors, let alone old folks. just make it so that he's a kid or something" "wait, then how does arthur come into the story?" "i dunno, make them both kids or something"
another thing i would like to point out: guinevere is supposed to be a princess or queen who gets with arthur. she is not a maid who has the hots for merlin. mainly because merlin is supposed to be a fossil. also because when arthur and guinevere first meet, arthur is a ruggedly hansome middle aged king type. who could resist??? another flaw, and i gotta admit this one is kinda mean........ guinevere is supposed to be atractive. sorry to all the shows fans, but be honest, she's not that pretty at all. i dunno, maybe thats just me.
arthur never knew his dad. uther pendragon pretty much abandoned him and his mum at birth, mainly because he had just become king and didnt want some stupid brat and nagging wife hanging around cramping his kingly style. also camelot was founded by arthur, not uther, and magic was never banned from the land, or at all. i mean, he's merlin, the mightiest magician ever. you dont fuck with merlin, or he'll zap your ass into a frog or something. you think a few guys with long spears are gonna stop him from casting spells???
excalibur was not just a regular sword forged by guinevere's dad that had a dragon breathe on it. it was far older than merlin or guineveres dad, and dragons had little to do with its forging. and merlin didnt throw it into a lake, it was kept there by the lady of the lake until such a time as one destined to become king of the britons came along to collect it.
lancelot was always a noble. only nobles could become knights, and lancelot was one of the first knights arthur met on his quest to unite briton. and lancelot wasnt a kid when he met arthur, both were middle aged. although i like how they kept guinevere and lancelots feelings for each other wich eventually make a love triangle that arthur is unaware of in the show. kinda redeemed it a little.
the dragon is interesting. i like how the show kept it in, and i like its back story, as well as the voice actor is a legend, particularly because he played adam suttler in V for Vendetta. however, once again the dragons back story was different. first of all, there was not one, but two dragons. a red one and a white one. the red one symbolised the king of that time, the white one his enemies. the dragons eggs were found at the foot of a tower the king (actually more of a tyrant/conquerer figure) was trying to build. the dragons hatched and had this massive battle in the sky, and eventually the white one killed the red dragon. shortly after, the king/tyrant/conquerer was over-run by his enemies and brought down along with his tower. merlin see's all this as a child, and keeps one of the dragons teeth, and shows it to arthur later on in his life.
merlins childhood is actually moderately accurate to what the legends proclaim. he never grew up in a castle, actually a small village, but he did have some old magician dude who helped him out, and other kids feared him for his magical powers. he was also an avid reader and predicted a solar eclipse simply by reading through anals and astrological charts.
ok, i think im all outraged-out for now. maybe il think of some more and add to this later. oh well, il catch you all later.
Monday, June 29, 2009
The things you say that no one is meant to hear...
but they do. I do it all the time. I say stupid things (or do stupid things) that no one is really meant to hear BUT THEY ALWAYS DO!
Like one time I was talking to a friend and we were in a dorm with other people and out of all the conversation all these other people hear is me saying "I need to fart" and THEY COMPLETELY MISSED THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION!
I forgot why I was ranting about this.
So anyhow.
erm... I just felt obliged to post something because I has neglected my position as contributor to the blog :)
OHHHH we totally need badges for the members of the blog! woot! I love badges :) Especially my Media Captain one :D hehe go me xD
Anywho... dammit I forgot my thought again.
Oh right. Currently 26 on the most seconds. Kicking bilby's ass :P (in a friendly way). I need a badge for that too.
I have badges on my wardrobe. My work one, my National Film and Sound Archives one, my Jay Jays Hands On! one, my Family Guy "There's an evil monkey in my closet!" one, a Notre Dame uni one, and my Hugs Not Drugs one. That about sums up my life in badges :) Only not the Notre Dame one. I don't want to go there. I do want to go to uni though.
I love badges. I need more random ones. I should put them on my school tie. It's my multi-purpose utility tie-belt. It has badges, paperclips, bobby pins, all sorts of things on it. Although I'm wearing a scarf now too, so you can't see them :(
speaking of which, I'm still in my uniform :S
ciao for now then :)
Like one time I was talking to a friend and we were in a dorm with other people and out of all the conversation all these other people hear is me saying "I need to fart" and THEY COMPLETELY MISSED THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION!
I forgot why I was ranting about this.
So anyhow.
erm... I just felt obliged to post something because I has neglected my position as contributor to the blog :)
OHHHH we totally need badges for the members of the blog! woot! I love badges :) Especially my Media Captain one :D hehe go me xD
Anywho... dammit I forgot my thought again.
Oh right. Currently 26 on the most seconds. Kicking bilby's ass :P (in a friendly way). I need a badge for that too.
I have badges on my wardrobe. My work one, my National Film and Sound Archives one, my Jay Jays Hands On! one, my Family Guy "There's an evil monkey in my closet!" one, a Notre Dame uni one, and my Hugs Not Drugs one. That about sums up my life in badges :) Only not the Notre Dame one. I don't want to go there. I do want to go to uni though.
I love badges. I need more random ones. I should put them on my school tie. It's my multi-purpose utility tie-belt. It has badges, paperclips, bobby pins, all sorts of things on it. Although I'm wearing a scarf now too, so you can't see them :(
speaking of which, I'm still in my uniform :S
ciao for now then :)
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Where we eat our young. AND READ MY MEANING OF LIFE BLOG PLEASE
this song best describes america. although the lyrics repeat themselves (because its more of an anthem) it's really brilliant and i feel that it's probably made some of the truest statements in todays music industry on the world (ie. the world centres around america according to humans. through media, music, modern culture, ect)
well here it is.
We're From America by Marilyn Manson
We're from america,
we're from america,
where we eat our young
We're from america,
we're from america,
it's where jesus was born
We're from america,
we're from america,
where they let you cum on there faces
We're from america,
we're from america,
we speak american
We don't believe in credibility,
because we know that were fucking incredible (x2)
I want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero,
Want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero
God is an excuse (x7)
So sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america
We don't like to kill our unborn,
we need them to grow up and fight our wars (x2)
We believe in everything we say,
we say it because we believe it (x2)
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
were from america,
we turn literature into litter
We're from america,
were from america,
we believe in being a quitter
I'm in recovery (x3)
We're from america,
we're from america,
from america, so sing it with me,
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We eat our young (x12)
read and comment my other blogs also peoples ^-^
i've been fairly active on here recently :D
well here it is.
We're From America by Marilyn Manson
We're from america,
we're from america,
where we eat our young
We're from america,
we're from america,
it's where jesus was born
We're from america,
we're from america,
where they let you cum on there faces
We're from america,
we're from america,
we speak american
We don't believe in credibility,
because we know that were fucking incredible (x2)
I want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero,
Want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero
God is an excuse (x7)
So sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america
We don't like to kill our unborn,
we need them to grow up and fight our wars (x2)
We believe in everything we say,
we say it because we believe it (x2)
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
were from america,
we turn literature into litter
We're from america,
were from america,
we believe in being a quitter
I'm in recovery (x3)
We're from america,
we're from america,
from america, so sing it with me,
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We eat our young (x12)
read and comment my other blogs also peoples ^-^
i've been fairly active on here recently :D
Friday, June 26, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAH this is what i sent some guy trying to chat up my girl on myspace.
he kept sending stuff like "ooh nice dp" and "hey i miss talking to you heaps gorjuzz"
so i sent him this, trying to be every bit as melodramatic as he is in his comments
btw he lives in california, so keep that in mind to the referrences of internet and long distances
here it is :)
"i miss you. gorjuzz. oh my romeo, from over the other side of the world, but so close through the internet. i express my soulful passion of my missing you. despite the fact may have a partner, i shall not respect him and i shall continue missing you, the person i have never met in my life and probably never will meet.
ooh how i dream of your myspace profile at night, making me toss and turn and clutch my pillow in excitement.
you say me to respect you and your partner, but i will just keep coming back.
because this is the truth of romance, and it finds its way in the most unlikely of ways, such as my high speed broadband internet connection.
"and woman, i will try to express
my eager feeling and my thankfulness
for showing me the meaning of success
oooooohoooohoooo wow wow do do do do dooo
and woman i hope you understand
the little child inside the man"
i write that to you as my confession for how much i miss you.
actually no. that was written by john lennon.
in all seriousness, respect what my girlfriend has to say. i bet you didn't like me chatting you up.
so be a darl and at least exchange in normal conversation with my girl thanks."
what do you think? :)
he kept sending stuff like "ooh nice dp" and "hey i miss talking to you heaps gorjuzz"
so i sent him this, trying to be every bit as melodramatic as he is in his comments
btw he lives in california, so keep that in mind to the referrences of internet and long distances
here it is :)
"i miss you. gorjuzz. oh my romeo, from over the other side of the world, but so close through the internet. i express my soulful passion of my missing you. despite the fact may have a partner, i shall not respect him and i shall continue missing you, the person i have never met in my life and probably never will meet.
ooh how i dream of your myspace profile at night, making me toss and turn and clutch my pillow in excitement.
you say me to respect you and your partner, but i will just keep coming back.
because this is the truth of romance, and it finds its way in the most unlikely of ways, such as my high speed broadband internet connection.
"and woman, i will try to express
my eager feeling and my thankfulness
for showing me the meaning of success
oooooohoooohoooo wow wow do do do do dooo
and woman i hope you understand
the little child inside the man"
i write that to you as my confession for how much i miss you.
actually no. that was written by john lennon.
in all seriousness, respect what my girlfriend has to say. i bet you didn't like me chatting you up.
so be a darl and at least exchange in normal conversation with my girl thanks."
what do you think? :)
A-Z Thing
She made me do it with her mind powers.
A - Age: 710
B - Bed size: King. Single. I think... big enough for me plus a half a person (so basically perfect)
C - Chore you hate: Watering the plants. I guess I don't need to do that right now because the clouds are so grey I have to turn the lights on to read.
D - Dog's name: It's called Non-existant
E - Essential start your day item: Sandwich. Sandwiches are items right?
F - Favorite color: Green. That or red... red like the blood of an innocent child.
G - Gold or Silver: Gold! (give it to me)
H - Height: 5'11"
I - Instruments you play(ed): Guitar/Piano (and at one point in time, the recorder. I did it quite well!)
J - Job title: Currently unemployed... again...
K - Kid(s): I shall not even consider the possibility of allowing such atrocities to live until I am at least 30.
L – Lick or bite: What is this about exactly? Because I'm going with lick for... ambiguous purposes.
M - Mom's name: Jenny.
N - Nicknames: Redfro, Bilby
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Nope
P - Pet Peeve: People doing things that are beyond reason or sense to such extremes that it is borderline proof of insanity that deny obvious physical evidence and simple logic. Acting weird is one thing, being insane is different.
Q - Quote from a movie: I don't have one but recently I've been saying "We're dead! We're ALL dead!" from Terminator Salvation.
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: 2 Older sisters and 1 younger brother.
T - Time you wake up: 7:25am
U- Underwear: No... involves too much effort...
V - Vegetable you dislike: Cooked carrots make me vomit.
W - Ways you drink your coffee: I drink it through the act of not drinking it...
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth only. Yeah, I don't get interesting things like X-rays.
Y - Yummy food you make: SANDWICHES!!!
Z - Zoo favorite : Meerkats and otters :D
Feel free to do this... I would if I were you... I AM your lord and master after all...
A - Age: 710
B - Bed size: King. Single. I think... big enough for me plus a half a person (so basically perfect)
C - Chore you hate: Watering the plants. I guess I don't need to do that right now because the clouds are so grey I have to turn the lights on to read.
D - Dog's name: It's called Non-existant
E - Essential start your day item: Sandwich. Sandwiches are items right?
F - Favorite color: Green. That or red... red like the blood of an innocent child.
G - Gold or Silver: Gold! (give it to me)
H - Height: 5'11"
I - Instruments you play(ed): Guitar/Piano (and at one point in time, the recorder. I did it quite well!)
J - Job title: Currently unemployed... again...
K - Kid(s): I shall not even consider the possibility of allowing such atrocities to live until I am at least 30.
L – Lick or bite: What is this about exactly? Because I'm going with lick for... ambiguous purposes.
M - Mom's name: Jenny.
N - Nicknames: Redfro, Bilby
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Nope
P - Pet Peeve: People doing things that are beyond reason or sense to such extremes that it is borderline proof of insanity that deny obvious physical evidence and simple logic. Acting weird is one thing, being insane is different.
Q - Quote from a movie: I don't have one but recently I've been saying "We're dead! We're ALL dead!" from Terminator Salvation.
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: 2 Older sisters and 1 younger brother.
T - Time you wake up: 7:25am
U- Underwear: No... involves too much effort...
V - Vegetable you dislike: Cooked carrots make me vomit.
W - Ways you drink your coffee: I drink it through the act of not drinking it...
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth only. Yeah, I don't get interesting things like X-rays.
Y - Yummy food you make: SANDWICHES!!!
Z - Zoo favorite : Meerkats and otters :D
Feel free to do this... I would if I were you... I AM your lord and master after all...
woes of a 21st C human being with no internet connection
the title above speaks for itself, and this probably relates to the general teen population (although i doubt some of them know it).
It has been 2 weeks since not having the internet at home and i have resolved to coming to the library to type this. damn restrictions *eyes narrow*.
2 weeks in the hole and more to come.
can you survive without the internet? i'm sure you can, but the utter boredom of not knowing whats going on out there is a little too much. OMG NO MSN. lol
If it were the olden days i'm sure we would all start knitting and making food to eat. cannibal! ftw?! meh.
on other blah notes: RIP @ Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett
another note: apparently Jeff Goldblum has not passed and his death is a hoax. ....if you dunno who he is....then look him up.
.........HOLIDAYS SOON...........
O.O
It has been 2 weeks since not having the internet at home and i have resolved to coming to the library to type this. damn restrictions *eyes narrow*.
2 weeks in the hole and more to come.
can you survive without the internet? i'm sure you can, but the utter boredom of not knowing whats going on out there is a little too much. OMG NO MSN. lol
If it were the olden days i'm sure we would all start knitting and making food to eat. cannibal! ftw?! meh.
on other blah notes: RIP @ Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett
another note: apparently Jeff Goldblum has not passed and his death is a hoax. ....if you dunno who he is....then look him up.
.........HOLIDAYS SOON...........
O.O
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
a response to a certain person
im confused. someone i have met once suddenly seems to hate me. and for once i havnt done anything wrong. like nothing whatsoever. if anything i actually helped out. yet the person i have met once now totaly hates me.
dont get me wrong here: i bet most of u are thinking, if u met them once, y do u care if they hate you??? the answer is: i dont really care. not too much to be honest. a little that someone hates me, but nothing majour.
i guess the main thing thats making me all grrr is that the person feels the need to blog about it. to tell everyone who's listening that i practically helped ruin their life. no joke, that annoys me so much. like i did nothing at all to them whatsoever, and their acting like everything crappy thats happening to them is all my fault.
here is a direct quote from said blog post: "you give everything yet its not enough. your too angry too stubborn too impulsive. too unlike him in his perfect ways. his perfect act. his perfect jokes" WHAT THE FUCK, I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG! and now im the evil one.
you want to know why this person is so mad and angry and bitchy??? because the persons best friend has changed. but not for the worse. no, they have changed into a better person. everybody else can see that they are a nicer, better, more fun person to be around. the persons best friend has confessed that they used to be a complete and utter tool and bitch before they changed. the persons friend is also for the very first time in a while happy and not miserable.
but the person doesnt want that. the person wants the best friend to be how they used to be: mean and evil. the person had a falling out with one of their other friends for some stupid pathetic reason that is totaly irrelevant, and expects their best friend to support them in their meaningless crusade. when the best friend turns around and sais no, the person you want to kill is also my friend, im not following you, the person chucks a massive sad and acts like a fool in front of everybody.
i have to admit though, for a while i was kinda on the sidelines through all this. like i would listen to the story unfold, make judgments and such, yet i still was just like, this is silly, i hope both party's go back to being friends again, no one is right or wrong. but now that im apparently the main cause of the persons life being ruined, so now im going to come out and just say it: you were wrong. your friend was right. your being a bitch about this. and i dont know why.
you didnt have to drag either me or your friend into your own little depressed my-life-sucks mentallity and thoughts. you didnt have to say the things u did. im glad iv only met u once. any more and im scared il start becoming like you. im glad your friend has changed for the better. im happy that everyone else is seeing how awsome the knew her is. im upset that you cant see that, and im sad that you blame everything on other people.
dont get me wrong here: i bet most of u are thinking, if u met them once, y do u care if they hate you??? the answer is: i dont really care. not too much to be honest. a little that someone hates me, but nothing majour.
i guess the main thing thats making me all grrr is that the person feels the need to blog about it. to tell everyone who's listening that i practically helped ruin their life. no joke, that annoys me so much. like i did nothing at all to them whatsoever, and their acting like everything crappy thats happening to them is all my fault.
here is a direct quote from said blog post: "you give everything yet its not enough. your too angry too stubborn too impulsive. too unlike him in his perfect ways. his perfect act. his perfect jokes" WHAT THE FUCK, I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG! and now im the evil one.
you want to know why this person is so mad and angry and bitchy??? because the persons best friend has changed. but not for the worse. no, they have changed into a better person. everybody else can see that they are a nicer, better, more fun person to be around. the persons best friend has confessed that they used to be a complete and utter tool and bitch before they changed. the persons friend is also for the very first time in a while happy and not miserable.
but the person doesnt want that. the person wants the best friend to be how they used to be: mean and evil. the person had a falling out with one of their other friends for some stupid pathetic reason that is totaly irrelevant, and expects their best friend to support them in their meaningless crusade. when the best friend turns around and sais no, the person you want to kill is also my friend, im not following you, the person chucks a massive sad and acts like a fool in front of everybody.
i have to admit though, for a while i was kinda on the sidelines through all this. like i would listen to the story unfold, make judgments and such, yet i still was just like, this is silly, i hope both party's go back to being friends again, no one is right or wrong. but now that im apparently the main cause of the persons life being ruined, so now im going to come out and just say it: you were wrong. your friend was right. your being a bitch about this. and i dont know why.
you didnt have to drag either me or your friend into your own little depressed my-life-sucks mentallity and thoughts. you didnt have to say the things u did. im glad iv only met u once. any more and im scared il start becoming like you. im glad your friend has changed for the better. im happy that everyone else is seeing how awsome the knew her is. im upset that you cant see that, and im sad that you blame everything on other people.
The Meaning Of Life
The Meaning Of Life...
Expecting something amusing? people will forever and ever satire and take lightly this subject.
What is it all about?
Who said it's about anything...
What is the meaning of all?
who said there is a meaning.
You must first look at the human species. What are we surrounded by?
what we are surrounded by in every singly form and shape that isn't organic is human manufactured.
What do you think about?
relationships probably, what's on tv, myspace, facebook, twitter, youtube, xbox, playstation wii, school, parents, people, ect.
all of which are of human manufacturing. human behavioural conventions, developed to this point we are in our evolving society and overall living.
human entertainment like television, computers, movies and anything itnernet related.
EVERYTHING we are surrounded by is of human manufacturing. Even what was once organic is now being genetically modified to suit our comforts better.
How can we find the meaning of existence when everything we are, and everything we live, everything we touch, everything we rely on, is false.
nothing to DO with natures design.
We think about the meaning of life, we deny the soul fact that it isn't easy and we create bullshit religions to get the answer for us.
You think that we understand how things work. ALL WE DO IS OBSERVE AND NAME THINGS.
nothing has a name! the concept of understanding something comes from our behavioural curiosity. we don't know anything! we just name and see what it does. sure we test, we poke, we prod. but what for?
we can work out an ecosystem, but does it actually mean anything that it exists? if it wasnt there then it would just be something else, nothing. which in all of space, a little extra space doesn't really matter.
We think we are smart, when we are more fucking stupid than any other animal. we are just completely unique in the sense of what we do and what we've done.
animals are by far a lot mroe smarter. they don't ponder. they eat, sleep, shit, breed, die and the cycle continues on. WHAT A LIFE!
it's all just what we want to do, all of what we need.
We don't just have the self obsessed ignorance to think where smart, we think some are smarter than others.
it doesn't mean shit! all it means is you have more useless meaningless shit in your head!
all this knowledge just comes into our society and into our selves as a generalisation of why things are and what they do. DESPITE THE FACT WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY ITS LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. which shows us how faulted we are as a race, we may aswell all be fundamentalist christians or scientologists, but then again a lot of us are, which si the funny thing xD
But we take it all as natural, we all grew up with it, so we therefore accept it.
but not just that we make generalisations of generalisations.
what we have surrounded ourselves with is even still too complicated for us to comprehend some of the time, so we generalise that.
therefore people grow up wth stereotypes (the generalisations of generalisations, amongst other things in other forms, many different topics, same thing: G of a G)
and with our human nature, personalities and everything thats inspired by what meaninglessness is around us, we make more stereotypes that stuff has to come under good and bad.
because morality isnt anything, it can benefit and doom a person, but its nothign but another observation of ourselves.
we don't like it when we get stabbed. so that's therefore a BAD thing.
we like it when someone gives us a hug and tells us where doing good. therefore its a GOOD thing.
moralities just another excuse for us to be glorified in our human selfishness, as selfless as someone may be, there doing it for there personal self, so it comes back to them. it just means instead of morality there are many forms of selfishness. although people do things good, but still get treated badly and get nothing in return, theyre still doing it for there self satisfaction, and to make more people like them, which isn't a bad thing, but i'll explain that all alter, i don't mean to sound spiteful here.
but because we have these stereotypes of good and bad, we expect social behaviour to be of a certain way. and when something bad happens to us, we demand revenge, and we demand karma. but the unfortunate thing is... a lot of the time no one gets there commupance. afterall everyhting is just the generalization of generalizations.
people can go all there life with a shit partner who uses and abuses them, and they can die with that partner, and he can die before any real justice is done back. someone can be murdered or raped, and the murder/rapist may never get caught, or a decent man could be falsy accused. yeah, sometimes people get there payback but if it were karma then they'd be a hell of a lot more people deserving shitloads of bad things.
but then since morality is something that is in your self, you can only judge a person by what you see of them.
they may be your best friend, but they may be the biggest arsehole alive (the bad kind of selfishness).
you may hate a person for something, but they could actually be very kind and sensitive (the good kind of selfishness).
but then the human mind is very faulted. so more than likely in the world there may be good people doing bad things to good people.
you may also find people you believe were saints, that were actually very bad people inside (for all you know gandhi could have been a serial rapist)
So, you can't presume everyone deserving has to suffer when something bad is done by you, you can't expect someone to be perfect. and always double check your own percpective of people, you may find that people seem to you only how you want to see them, not for who they really are.
we all have a good and bad side obviously, but they cant necessarily be called sides, because we are one thing, and as one thing we are one person. you can't separate the good from bad because they are essentially one, they are you. because as i have mentioned morality is just a self satisfying/destroying strategy (probably a better phrase than selfish).
So, as i have expressed, the meaning of life is fiction. Because we don't live in the reality of how stuff naturally is, we can't distinguish what we fail to live in or understand. we ourselves can determine our own existence, because we are essentially our own makers. we as humans are the gods of our race, the creators or our life and living, and there is nothing that can guide that. Many say it is religion and god that has made us. this is partially true in the fact that our society is built around our shortcut botched answers to life. There may be no god, but the offstem of religion from that has helped influence our artifical creations or art (through rebelions and dedication), politics (all based on fundamentalist christian values and morals), (although developed through our self satisfying strategim) and morals (but afterall the bible was written by humans, as in explanation). as faulted and imperfect as all of these things are, these are the results of a god created by people, who in themselves is essentially the god of there own race, which si everyone of us. because afterall We can only inspire future generations.
The meaning of human life is what we make it, and that meaning can be how we end ourselves. because if we as a race are eternal than our meaning in life is to be eternal. If we are to all die from exhuastion after making a gigantuan statue of the thing that should not be, then our meaning in life is that.
Some people may be dissapinted with my comments taking us away from what is natural, but we have already made ourselves and continue to defy natural breeding. People whow ould have died out in the wild, or infertile people are having babies through sciences, so our natural boundaries are broken (i don't mean to say any of that in an extremist fashion). because of those natural boundaries that are broken, we have broke free of purposelessness and now have decisions we couldnt do before. I should have died from my appendix blowing up inside me, infecting me and killing me. i should be dead by natural standards. therefore i assume my purpose in something artificial, and thats to be the best ass fucking director theres ever been.
but if any of you want to know what i feel the meaning of life is? the answer i believe it to be is: "pathetic greedy small talk and persuasions"
think about it ;)
Cobby OUT!
Expecting something amusing? people will forever and ever satire and take lightly this subject.
What is it all about?
Who said it's about anything...
What is the meaning of all?
who said there is a meaning.
You must first look at the human species. What are we surrounded by?
what we are surrounded by in every singly form and shape that isn't organic is human manufactured.
What do you think about?
relationships probably, what's on tv, myspace, facebook, twitter, youtube, xbox, playstation wii, school, parents, people, ect.
all of which are of human manufacturing. human behavioural conventions, developed to this point we are in our evolving society and overall living.
human entertainment like television, computers, movies and anything itnernet related.
EVERYTHING we are surrounded by is of human manufacturing. Even what was once organic is now being genetically modified to suit our comforts better.
How can we find the meaning of existence when everything we are, and everything we live, everything we touch, everything we rely on, is false.
nothing to DO with natures design.
We think about the meaning of life, we deny the soul fact that it isn't easy and we create bullshit religions to get the answer for us.
You think that we understand how things work. ALL WE DO IS OBSERVE AND NAME THINGS.
nothing has a name! the concept of understanding something comes from our behavioural curiosity. we don't know anything! we just name and see what it does. sure we test, we poke, we prod. but what for?
we can work out an ecosystem, but does it actually mean anything that it exists? if it wasnt there then it would just be something else, nothing. which in all of space, a little extra space doesn't really matter.
We think we are smart, when we are more fucking stupid than any other animal. we are just completely unique in the sense of what we do and what we've done.
animals are by far a lot mroe smarter. they don't ponder. they eat, sleep, shit, breed, die and the cycle continues on. WHAT A LIFE!
it's all just what we want to do, all of what we need.
We don't just have the self obsessed ignorance to think where smart, we think some are smarter than others.
it doesn't mean shit! all it means is you have more useless meaningless shit in your head!
all this knowledge just comes into our society and into our selves as a generalisation of why things are and what they do. DESPITE THE FACT WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY ITS LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. which shows us how faulted we are as a race, we may aswell all be fundamentalist christians or scientologists, but then again a lot of us are, which si the funny thing xD
But we take it all as natural, we all grew up with it, so we therefore accept it.
but not just that we make generalisations of generalisations.
what we have surrounded ourselves with is even still too complicated for us to comprehend some of the time, so we generalise that.
therefore people grow up wth stereotypes (the generalisations of generalisations, amongst other things in other forms, many different topics, same thing: G of a G)
and with our human nature, personalities and everything thats inspired by what meaninglessness is around us, we make more stereotypes that stuff has to come under good and bad.
because morality isnt anything, it can benefit and doom a person, but its nothign but another observation of ourselves.
we don't like it when we get stabbed. so that's therefore a BAD thing.
we like it when someone gives us a hug and tells us where doing good. therefore its a GOOD thing.
moralities just another excuse for us to be glorified in our human selfishness, as selfless as someone may be, there doing it for there personal self, so it comes back to them. it just means instead of morality there are many forms of selfishness. although people do things good, but still get treated badly and get nothing in return, theyre still doing it for there self satisfaction, and to make more people like them, which isn't a bad thing, but i'll explain that all alter, i don't mean to sound spiteful here.
but because we have these stereotypes of good and bad, we expect social behaviour to be of a certain way. and when something bad happens to us, we demand revenge, and we demand karma. but the unfortunate thing is... a lot of the time no one gets there commupance. afterall everyhting is just the generalization of generalizations.
people can go all there life with a shit partner who uses and abuses them, and they can die with that partner, and he can die before any real justice is done back. someone can be murdered or raped, and the murder/rapist may never get caught, or a decent man could be falsy accused. yeah, sometimes people get there payback but if it were karma then they'd be a hell of a lot more people deserving shitloads of bad things.
but then since morality is something that is in your self, you can only judge a person by what you see of them.
they may be your best friend, but they may be the biggest arsehole alive (the bad kind of selfishness).
you may hate a person for something, but they could actually be very kind and sensitive (the good kind of selfishness).
but then the human mind is very faulted. so more than likely in the world there may be good people doing bad things to good people.
you may also find people you believe were saints, that were actually very bad people inside (for all you know gandhi could have been a serial rapist)
So, you can't presume everyone deserving has to suffer when something bad is done by you, you can't expect someone to be perfect. and always double check your own percpective of people, you may find that people seem to you only how you want to see them, not for who they really are.
we all have a good and bad side obviously, but they cant necessarily be called sides, because we are one thing, and as one thing we are one person. you can't separate the good from bad because they are essentially one, they are you. because as i have mentioned morality is just a self satisfying/destroying strategy (probably a better phrase than selfish).
So, as i have expressed, the meaning of life is fiction. Because we don't live in the reality of how stuff naturally is, we can't distinguish what we fail to live in or understand. we ourselves can determine our own existence, because we are essentially our own makers. we as humans are the gods of our race, the creators or our life and living, and there is nothing that can guide that. Many say it is religion and god that has made us. this is partially true in the fact that our society is built around our shortcut botched answers to life. There may be no god, but the offstem of religion from that has helped influence our artifical creations or art (through rebelions and dedication), politics (all based on fundamentalist christian values and morals), (although developed through our self satisfying strategim) and morals (but afterall the bible was written by humans, as in explanation). as faulted and imperfect as all of these things are, these are the results of a god created by people, who in themselves is essentially the god of there own race, which si everyone of us. because afterall We can only inspire future generations.
The meaning of human life is what we make it, and that meaning can be how we end ourselves. because if we as a race are eternal than our meaning in life is to be eternal. If we are to all die from exhuastion after making a gigantuan statue of the thing that should not be, then our meaning in life is that.
Some people may be dissapinted with my comments taking us away from what is natural, but we have already made ourselves and continue to defy natural breeding. People whow ould have died out in the wild, or infertile people are having babies through sciences, so our natural boundaries are broken (i don't mean to say any of that in an extremist fashion). because of those natural boundaries that are broken, we have broke free of purposelessness and now have decisions we couldnt do before. I should have died from my appendix blowing up inside me, infecting me and killing me. i should be dead by natural standards. therefore i assume my purpose in something artificial, and thats to be the best ass fucking director theres ever been.
but if any of you want to know what i feel the meaning of life is? the answer i believe it to be is: "pathetic greedy small talk and persuasions"
think about it ;)
Cobby OUT!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Bout TIME!!!
Haha yes, i have finally been able to log on. THANKYOU BLOGGER FOR THE EASY ACCESS (that's what he said...to her....me being "he"...your mum being "her"). MUCH APPRCIATED!
oh well, im back, and i'll be able to remember my password which is snook-HAH NOT TELLIN!
Anyway, i decided to ramble about nothing at all. and not about cornflakes as the blogger site is called. has anyone here rambled about cornflakes? why cornflakes if anything? is it actually funny? witty even? the name of this site? or is there some inside joke i'm missing?
probably, knowing Bilby. oh but bless his heart he is very talented at transcribing his storys to the screen. he can actually get people to act normal. asfor i can film quite well, just something gets lost in the translation somewhere :\. well thats how it seems to me sometimes anyway.
oh and i see no ones updated the poll? someone put in a new FUCKING POLL!!! all i see is it on there.
OH YES i'm well aware i'm being a nasty bitch but afterall it's a site for ramblings, but not from a cornflake (ohh now i get it, weee are the cornflakes. and just exactly what the fuck does that mean!?!), as i was saying. not the ramblings of a cornflake, but by some pissed off porti reacan. '
i can be nasty sometimes, i'm entitled to it. heres an example!
THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE'S MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY VAGINA, BUT A VAGINA I WOULDNT WANT TO PUT LORD SLUG INTO.
hahaa yes a reference to my other blog. i was surprised people foudn it funny, or theyw ere just being so sincere i'm not sure. but thankyou.
but i won't make lord slug a running joke. i'm already bored off it. i re watched the movie lord slug and was somewhat dissapointed.
someone buy me the freiza saga of dragonball z, or the saiyan saga for christmas :D
the movies are kinda average, especially without all that nu metal shit as the soundtrack. yeah i brought the japanese versions with there music (dated to 1989 or whenever when the movies first came out there) thats the corny astroboy, speed racer sounding shit. but it had the english dubs, no wonder it was so cheap :(. didnt get to see any super saiyans either. so it was basically really disspointing. fights werent that great :(
oh well enough on that.
hahaha! everyone look at bilby's comments on youtube!
one calls him ugly, and is helll ripping into him!
but you know whats funny?
HE'S CALLING BILBY UGLY! AND THE DISPLAY PICTURES NOT EVEN BILBIES FACE XD
IT'S "(LOOKA T IT TO FIND OUT, NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION NAMES)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND ALSO HE THINKS HE'S 21!!!
HE WOULDA JSUT PUT THAT SO HE COULD VIEW THE RUDER VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, LIKE EVERYONE DOES
THIS GUYS TOTALLY GOT HIS FACTS WRONG, AND HE'S RIPPING INTO BILBY SAYING HOW WITH A DISGUSTING FACE LIKE THAT AND BEING 21 HE'S PROBABLY NEVER BEEN LAYED XD
haha i feel sorry for (censored) though, would probably shatter his self esteem and self confidence if he saw it :(
oh yeah i was kinda getting sick of the caps.
sorry for the eye sore :(
now for a lymeric
there once was a man with a big dick
who wanted to have sex with a chick
he pulled down her fly
her dick flopped in his eye
this chick was a dude called nick xD
funny right!?!
oh well, im back, and i'll be able to remember my password which is snook-HAH NOT TELLIN!
Anyway, i decided to ramble about nothing at all. and not about cornflakes as the blogger site is called. has anyone here rambled about cornflakes? why cornflakes if anything? is it actually funny? witty even? the name of this site? or is there some inside joke i'm missing?
probably, knowing Bilby. oh but bless his heart he is very talented at transcribing his storys to the screen. he can actually get people to act normal. asfor i can film quite well, just something gets lost in the translation somewhere :\. well thats how it seems to me sometimes anyway.
oh and i see no ones updated the poll? someone put in a new FUCKING POLL!!! all i see is it on there.
OH YES i'm well aware i'm being a nasty bitch but afterall it's a site for ramblings, but not from a cornflake (ohh now i get it, weee are the cornflakes. and just exactly what the fuck does that mean!?!), as i was saying. not the ramblings of a cornflake, but by some pissed off porti reacan. '
i can be nasty sometimes, i'm entitled to it. heres an example!
THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE'S MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY VAGINA, BUT A VAGINA I WOULDNT WANT TO PUT LORD SLUG INTO.
hahaa yes a reference to my other blog. i was surprised people foudn it funny, or theyw ere just being so sincere i'm not sure. but thankyou.
but i won't make lord slug a running joke. i'm already bored off it. i re watched the movie lord slug and was somewhat dissapointed.
someone buy me the freiza saga of dragonball z, or the saiyan saga for christmas :D
the movies are kinda average, especially without all that nu metal shit as the soundtrack. yeah i brought the japanese versions with there music (dated to 1989 or whenever when the movies first came out there) thats the corny astroboy, speed racer sounding shit. but it had the english dubs, no wonder it was so cheap :(. didnt get to see any super saiyans either. so it was basically really disspointing. fights werent that great :(
oh well enough on that.
hahaha! everyone look at bilby's comments on youtube!
one calls him ugly, and is helll ripping into him!
but you know whats funny?
HE'S CALLING BILBY UGLY! AND THE DISPLAY PICTURES NOT EVEN BILBIES FACE XD
IT'S "(LOOKA T IT TO FIND OUT, NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION NAMES)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND ALSO HE THINKS HE'S 21!!!
HE WOULDA JSUT PUT THAT SO HE COULD VIEW THE RUDER VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, LIKE EVERYONE DOES
THIS GUYS TOTALLY GOT HIS FACTS WRONG, AND HE'S RIPPING INTO BILBY SAYING HOW WITH A DISGUSTING FACE LIKE THAT AND BEING 21 HE'S PROBABLY NEVER BEEN LAYED XD
haha i feel sorry for (censored) though, would probably shatter his self esteem and self confidence if he saw it :(
oh yeah i was kinda getting sick of the caps.
sorry for the eye sore :(
now for a lymeric
there once was a man with a big dick
who wanted to have sex with a chick
he pulled down her fly
her dick flopped in his eye
this chick was a dude called nick xD
funny right!?!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
an average weekend in the life of me
well this has been a rather eventful weekend so far. to be honest iv spent a most of it playing pokemon platinum...... yea im a loser, i dont care.
friday night. didnt really do a hell of a lot. surfed the net mainly. i discovered a cool game were u can create a virus and wipe out the population of the world :) its good fun. i really hate madagascar though. 3 times i managed to kill every single country in the world except for fucking madagascar! then i drew lots more pictures. and stuck them on my wall. i now have 109, including the ones on my door.
saturday morning: awoken by what i thought was my phone going off. turned out it was and i missed a phone call :P oh well, it wasnt anything important. spent most of the morning scraping the foundations of my room for some spare change. i ended up with nearly 7 whole dollars :P went up to whitfords and met rayne there. walked around for like ages. she bought a new dress. i wanted her to wear it, but it was too short to be seen in public aparently. ate macca's. and they had a poster of eric draven in framers mill. AND I COULDNT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!! waaaa. i feel like crying now....
saturday afternoon: rayne came back to my place. we watched the crow, the start of evil dead 2, and we started watching V for vendetta. oh, and i was made to carry back, from whitfords, 24 bottles of LA ice and pub squash. my arms were like jelly afterwards. my dad went to the shop to get a can of coke. we made full advantage of the time we had alone :) unfortunately he came back after about 10 minutes, so we had to stop and dispose of the evidence. and aparently my dad took one look at rayne and now is under the impression we have had sex. dont know were he gets his ideas from......................:P
saturday night: after rayne went home, ate lots of pizza and watched jackie brown. good movie. quentin tarantino's second or third film. i cant remember. very confusing though, as everyone is triple crossing everyone else. then i watched rise of the lycans. probably my favourite out of the underworld trilogy. mainly cause its got lots of swords and its about lucian, my favourite werewolf ever.
sunday morning: woken up by rayne texting me. soccer game. she won 8-2 :) lou came round about 11, and then we went round brodies. and we did ju-jitsu sparing on the oval for like an hour. brodie beat lou in the time it took for tears dont fall to get to the first chorus. and fucking brodie kept pulling my hair. then he sat on my face. il get him for that.......
sunday afternoon: went round raynes place. we watched drillbit taylor and made very unhealthy cheese tosties. sure were good though :P then we walked her dog jackson and walked down to mullaloo. did u know everything in the toilets there is electronic??? they like have buttons for opening and closing the doors, and for dispensing toilet paper, and for washing hands. still, it was kinda dirty. like really dirty actually. eeewwwwww.
sunday evening: still at mullaloo with rayne and jackson. rayne bit me really hard and drew blood :) now it looks like iv become a vampire. she sure is a kinky girl that rayne... actually my neck still kinda hurts. dont worry, il be fine though :P rayne pinned me to a park bench and tried to take my pants off just as an old lady was walking past. i think we scarred her for life :P not that the elderly have much life left in them, i mean, their old! jackson was really good and didnt attack any dogs, even the really tiny one that looked more like a rodent. oh and jackson is a human whisperer. he projects his thoughts into my head and i speak for him. what a good dog that jackson is.
sunday night: HOWLS MOVING CASTLE! awsome movie. ella had it on when i got home. then LILLY ALLEN was on rove! LILLY ALLEN! she is so awsome and hot :P did u know she has 3 nipples??? i knew that. it doesnt look much like a 3rd nipple, kinda just like a birthmark or a mole actually. hmmmmm lilly allen. rayne, if i ever meet her........ u cant join in, she's all mine :) same goes for ewan macgregor. and now im playing pokemon whilst blogging and talking to rayne and also doing the dishes. horay for multitasking. oh, and i have also agreed to have lunch with rayne and the 3 people who scare me most in the world next sunday :/ fun.
well i hope everyone elses weekend was as interesting as mine. comment me with what u did, im interested to hear.
friday night. didnt really do a hell of a lot. surfed the net mainly. i discovered a cool game were u can create a virus and wipe out the population of the world :) its good fun. i really hate madagascar though. 3 times i managed to kill every single country in the world except for fucking madagascar! then i drew lots more pictures. and stuck them on my wall. i now have 109, including the ones on my door.
saturday morning: awoken by what i thought was my phone going off. turned out it was and i missed a phone call :P oh well, it wasnt anything important. spent most of the morning scraping the foundations of my room for some spare change. i ended up with nearly 7 whole dollars :P went up to whitfords and met rayne there. walked around for like ages. she bought a new dress. i wanted her to wear it, but it was too short to be seen in public aparently. ate macca's. and they had a poster of eric draven in framers mill. AND I COULDNT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!! waaaa. i feel like crying now....
saturday afternoon: rayne came back to my place. we watched the crow, the start of evil dead 2, and we started watching V for vendetta. oh, and i was made to carry back, from whitfords, 24 bottles of LA ice and pub squash. my arms were like jelly afterwards. my dad went to the shop to get a can of coke. we made full advantage of the time we had alone :) unfortunately he came back after about 10 minutes, so we had to stop and dispose of the evidence. and aparently my dad took one look at rayne and now is under the impression we have had sex. dont know were he gets his ideas from......................:P
saturday night: after rayne went home, ate lots of pizza and watched jackie brown. good movie. quentin tarantino's second or third film. i cant remember. very confusing though, as everyone is triple crossing everyone else. then i watched rise of the lycans. probably my favourite out of the underworld trilogy. mainly cause its got lots of swords and its about lucian, my favourite werewolf ever.
sunday morning: woken up by rayne texting me. soccer game. she won 8-2 :) lou came round about 11, and then we went round brodies. and we did ju-jitsu sparing on the oval for like an hour. brodie beat lou in the time it took for tears dont fall to get to the first chorus. and fucking brodie kept pulling my hair. then he sat on my face. il get him for that.......
sunday afternoon: went round raynes place. we watched drillbit taylor and made very unhealthy cheese tosties. sure were good though :P then we walked her dog jackson and walked down to mullaloo. did u know everything in the toilets there is electronic??? they like have buttons for opening and closing the doors, and for dispensing toilet paper, and for washing hands. still, it was kinda dirty. like really dirty actually. eeewwwwww.
sunday evening: still at mullaloo with rayne and jackson. rayne bit me really hard and drew blood :) now it looks like iv become a vampire. she sure is a kinky girl that rayne... actually my neck still kinda hurts. dont worry, il be fine though :P rayne pinned me to a park bench and tried to take my pants off just as an old lady was walking past. i think we scarred her for life :P not that the elderly have much life left in them, i mean, their old! jackson was really good and didnt attack any dogs, even the really tiny one that looked more like a rodent. oh and jackson is a human whisperer. he projects his thoughts into my head and i speak for him. what a good dog that jackson is.
sunday night: HOWLS MOVING CASTLE! awsome movie. ella had it on when i got home. then LILLY ALLEN was on rove! LILLY ALLEN! she is so awsome and hot :P did u know she has 3 nipples??? i knew that. it doesnt look much like a 3rd nipple, kinda just like a birthmark or a mole actually. hmmmmm lilly allen. rayne, if i ever meet her........ u cant join in, she's all mine :) same goes for ewan macgregor. and now im playing pokemon whilst blogging and talking to rayne and also doing the dishes. horay for multitasking. oh, and i have also agreed to have lunch with rayne and the 3 people who scare me most in the world next sunday :/ fun.
well i hope everyone elses weekend was as interesting as mine. comment me with what u did, im interested to hear.
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