Sunday, November 1, 2009

the forces that be....

why is it that when your house is possessed by a demon, a demon that supposedly cannot be reasoned with and want to bring you pain.
why is it that all this invisible supernatural demon spirit does, is stomp around on your stairs, slam doors, poke the roof making banging noises and occasionally rustle your sheets?
i dont get it. it's more like being an epic pain in the ass. honestly
"HARHAR I WAKE UP THE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ABOVE BY BANGING THIS BROOM ON THE ROOF GROAWR!!"
STOMPING UP THE STAIRSSSSS
STOMPING UP THE STAIRSSSSS
YOU CANT SLEEP COZ IM
STOMPING UP THE STAIRSSSSS

If these paranormal activities do happen i wont jump to these fundamental religious conclusions.
ITS A DEMON!!!! LUCIFER WANTS TO CAUSE ME PAIN AND DEATH!!!
no he doesn't he just doesn't want you to get any sleep so you don't take notice to when he shits in your coffee.

Well watching Paranormal Activity, one of those POV camera movies (Blair witch project, Cloverfield, REC, ect.), based on the conventional things that happen when you have a paranormal experience in your household, i just couldn't help but just say its not a demon, like so many people like to conclude.
Maybe something mischevious (i wont say poltergiest, because then what is a poltergiest? a spirit. yeah do spirits exist?) or the forces that be just are fed up with your bullshit .

6 comments:

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

I just want some sleep...

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP DAMMIT! *cries on bus* My coffee tastes strangely better...?

Never underestimate the PURE EEEEVVILLLL of stomping on the stairs man. That's like freaking black magic right there. If someone went stomping around on my stairs I'd have a nervous breakdown. It's just that SCARY.

Paranormal Activity has been a trending topic on Twitter for about a month now. SURELY IT MUST STOP!?

Corn on the Cobb said...

HAHA loser you have twitter.
the movie or the actual events?

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

The trending topic must end sometime... it did for a moment but it's back again. And hell yeah I have twitter! I inform people when I sneeze!

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

(and also cough)

Corn on the Cobb said...

lol

PaperClipCookies said...

the comments are just as interesting as the blogs