Noooo!!! Noooo!!! I wanted my fluffy invisible pink unicorn dammit! Yes, well you see, reality wins again. The most recent quiz for this blog was "What's more awesome?" with the answers of Edward Cullen, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen and REALITY! (FFS) and Edward Cullen quite surprisingly got only 1 vote (awww. Maybe you should be even more shiny next time.) whereas Jacob Black got a whopping 5 votes (4 of those were just TTTSNB voting again and again because Reality was winning) so he was quite popular for a fictional character...
But! Reality prevailed! Reality wins people! Hahahahaha! Suckers! You're all going to have to face the fact that you are not a mythical beast that never wears a shirt and has seriously malformed ideas of relationships. *Thumbs up* I'm sorry... I know it's disapointing... I don't like reality either... it'd be so much more fun if we all had superpowers and believed in truth, justice, and the American Way!
Reality has won... let us mourn the death of absurdity and imagination...
RIP. We'll miss you...
P.S. NEW BLOG! (Also, I appear to keep thinking there's a pen behind my ear when there's not... phantom pen!) Yeah I've said that before and it turned out to be THIS Blog but no! This time it's different! This time I'm the only one posting entries in it (so it's just like Window) only it's completely fictional and is all about a fictional set of characters and the world (Earth, the world isn't fictional just the people) they live in. Weird things happen it's pretty awesome. The entries are going to be scripts, stories, or character bios and are done in parts so there will be a lot longer stories than my youtube channel. It's called The Universe of Bilby and as of this point doesn't have much too it besides and introduction and Part 1 of "The Holiday" (an ongoing piece of work) but if you like my youtube channel then you'll enjoy it... if you don't then... phooey to you. Oh well. Have a nice day.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
My Birthday
I had 710 candles. Not all of them were lit but a lot of them were. They melted onto the cake which was pretty... interesting. For presents I got money, socks and two bricks. Watched Iron Man, Plan 9 from Outer Space and Little Nicky. We then set fire to the 710 candles in a big pile in my backyard and made a flamethrower out of hairspray. It was fun. Then I got in trouble with my mother.
Most of it was fun. Most of it...
May it never be spoken of again.
Next year will be even better. 711 candles! (And this time I won't get birthday punches because man my arms are bruised)
Most of it was fun. Most of it...
May it never be spoken of again.
Next year will be even better. 711 candles! (And this time I won't get birthday punches because man my arms are bruised)
Saturday, March 21, 2009
happy birthday bilby
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bilby, happy birthday tooooooooooo YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! those who know me can play my out of tune rendition of "happy birthday" that i've been singing to them for about four years now.
wow... 710. that's a big number. and a fuck load of candles (no!! my brilliant plan, thought of by someone else as well, making it not so brilliant after all! well, maybe it was brilliant but now it's definitely not original!). though i must say, i'm a bit freaked that they were able to buy them in bulk. how many other multiple century old vampires are running around perth??
getting a bit off topic - i had 3 cups of coffee to keep me awake during work today. is it showing yet? huh? HUH?! - but back to the point - today is a very special day for a very special individual.
you effortlessly bring laughter and smiles to those around you (even when they have excruciating stomach pains and they ask you not to make them laugh) and are always prepared with a gay boyfriend hug or a comfort shoulder rub in a platonic love way.
happy birthday to someone who brightens up every day and deserves all the best for his 710st year
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
p.s. i read your present before i wrapped it. hope that's ok
Thursday, March 19, 2009
world war z
WHEN THE ZOMBIES ATTACK WERE ALL FUCKED!!! hehehe, now that i have your attention, you all have to read world war z. its about how when zombies rise up and begin to destroy the world. and the governments around the world get all this high tech weaponry and use tactics that worked during world war II and everyone gets eaten! well almost everyone. cuba becomes one of the most powerful cities in the world. so does hawaii. but basically its taking the piss out of authority. we talk about how prepared we are in case of catastrophe, but in reality, if something of a similar destructive scale did happen, we would have no idea what to do, and we would all die. except people like me who watch a lot of zombie movies...horay for survival!
there making a movie on world war z. its gonna be awsome. and simon pegg's going to make a cameo appearance!!! for those who are ignorant, he plays shaun in shaun of the dead. he's been attatched to heaps of zombie movie roles since shaun of the dead, mainly cause people like george a. romero, the man who practicalle single handedly invented the zombie apocalypse genre, saw shaun of the dead and loved it. oh and i need to blow up that maths teachers car while i remember.....
you know what song is awsome??? survive by rise against. i hope they play it when they come and play live on tuesday. it has awsome lyrics.
Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck
Feet sometimes on solid ground, sometimes at the edge
To spend your waking moments, simply killing time
Is to give up on your hopes and dreams, to give up on your
Life for you has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are
An obvious disinterest, a barely managed smile
A deep nod in agreement, a status quo exile
I shirk my obligations, I miss all your deadlines
I excel at quitting early, and fucking up my life
Life for you has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are
All smiles and sunshine, a perfect world on a perfect day
Everything always works out, I have never felt so fucking great
All smiles and sunshine, a perfect world on a perfect day
Everything always works out, I have never felt so great
(Life isn't like this)(Life isn't like this)
(Life isn't like this)(Life isn't like this)
(Life isn't like this) Life isn't like this
(Life isn't like this) Life isn't like this
(Life isn't like this) Are we verging on an answer, or fucking up our
Life for you, (who we are) has been less than kind
So take a number, (who we are) stand in line
We've all been sorry, (who we are) we've all been hurt
But how we survive, (who we are) is what makes us who we are(Who we are)
It's what makes us who we are(Who we are)
Makes us who we are(Who we are)
It's what makes us who we are
awsome is it not??? i love rise against, they are awsome. i have a question: is it ok to not want to love something if you know you will only cause it harm??? i used to think so. now im not so sure. i guess even a lot of pain can feel ok if theres even a tiny bit of love in there somewhere. sigh. guess i take the cake for that one. but then i am very masochistic..... and sadistic of course. cant have the masochism without the sadism. well you can but that defeats the purpose of what i just said.
i hate hypocrites. they are the worst kind of liars, the ones who lie to others, but also to themselves. do you think they even fool themselves with their hypocracy??? of course not. its unconditional. but saying that is a bit hypocritical in itself. were all hypocritical at times, even if we dont mean to be. its human nature to lie, it should be reasonable to assume that lying to yourself falls into that catagory. yea i hate hypocrites and liers, but of course that allows for a good deal of self loathing in there. the only thing i hate more than hypocracy is pity.
why do bad things happen to good people??? its not fair. it shouldnt be like that. but it is. that sucks. its like the offspring song "have you ever" sais: when the truth walks away, everybody stays, cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay. and it does. all the rich people in the world have criminal contacts. look at the american government. rich as pigs, and even dirtier.
but the thing is, when bad stuff does happen to people, it makes them stronger. it makes them nicer people. it helps them get through life. look at all my very awsome friends. they are the best people i could ask for as friends, and i love them muchly, but not many of them have had ideal lives and childhoods. but its made them better people. at least i like to think it has.
there making a movie on world war z. its gonna be awsome. and simon pegg's going to make a cameo appearance!!! for those who are ignorant, he plays shaun in shaun of the dead. he's been attatched to heaps of zombie movie roles since shaun of the dead, mainly cause people like george a. romero, the man who practicalle single handedly invented the zombie apocalypse genre, saw shaun of the dead and loved it. oh and i need to blow up that maths teachers car while i remember.....
you know what song is awsome??? survive by rise against. i hope they play it when they come and play live on tuesday. it has awsome lyrics.
Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck
Feet sometimes on solid ground, sometimes at the edge
To spend your waking moments, simply killing time
Is to give up on your hopes and dreams, to give up on your
Life for you has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are
An obvious disinterest, a barely managed smile
A deep nod in agreement, a status quo exile
I shirk my obligations, I miss all your deadlines
I excel at quitting early, and fucking up my life
Life for you has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are
All smiles and sunshine, a perfect world on a perfect day
Everything always works out, I have never felt so fucking great
All smiles and sunshine, a perfect world on a perfect day
Everything always works out, I have never felt so great
(Life isn't like this)(Life isn't like this)
(Life isn't like this)(Life isn't like this)
(Life isn't like this) Life isn't like this
(Life isn't like this) Life isn't like this
(Life isn't like this) Are we verging on an answer, or fucking up our
Life for you, (who we are) has been less than kind
So take a number, (who we are) stand in line
We've all been sorry, (who we are) we've all been hurt
But how we survive, (who we are) is what makes us who we are(Who we are)
It's what makes us who we are(Who we are)
Makes us who we are(Who we are)
It's what makes us who we are
awsome is it not??? i love rise against, they are awsome. i have a question: is it ok to not want to love something if you know you will only cause it harm??? i used to think so. now im not so sure. i guess even a lot of pain can feel ok if theres even a tiny bit of love in there somewhere. sigh. guess i take the cake for that one. but then i am very masochistic..... and sadistic of course. cant have the masochism without the sadism. well you can but that defeats the purpose of what i just said.
i hate hypocrites. they are the worst kind of liars, the ones who lie to others, but also to themselves. do you think they even fool themselves with their hypocracy??? of course not. its unconditional. but saying that is a bit hypocritical in itself. were all hypocritical at times, even if we dont mean to be. its human nature to lie, it should be reasonable to assume that lying to yourself falls into that catagory. yea i hate hypocrites and liers, but of course that allows for a good deal of self loathing in there. the only thing i hate more than hypocracy is pity.
why do bad things happen to good people??? its not fair. it shouldnt be like that. but it is. that sucks. its like the offspring song "have you ever" sais: when the truth walks away, everybody stays, cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay. and it does. all the rich people in the world have criminal contacts. look at the american government. rich as pigs, and even dirtier.
but the thing is, when bad stuff does happen to people, it makes them stronger. it makes them nicer people. it helps them get through life. look at all my very awsome friends. they are the best people i could ask for as friends, and i love them muchly, but not many of them have had ideal lives and childhoods. but its made them better people. at least i like to think it has.
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