first of all, im going to say that whoever posted that last blog under my name is a complete and utter wanker. no,i do not want to eat monkey flesh. yes, kung pow was an awsome movie, and monkey bone was just ok. and yes that guy that ate human flesh was also true.
BUT YOU SCREWED UP, RANDOM BLOG POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the version of the human flesh eating thing i tell is different. as far as i know, it wasnt some terminaly sick kid. it was some random guy who got hit by a car, and in his last moments he said yes, you can eat some of me. so they cut out a pound of his flesh and cooked it medium rare and ate it, and apparently it tasted like veal, only chewier.
so FUCK YOU!!!!!!! next time you decide to pull a spineless move like that, get your facts straight first you dick wad. im going to hunt you down and kill you :P also i never label my posts, theres another place u screwed up. and i always give them titles.
the sky is a lie. its not actually blue. it only looks that way cause light refracts off the ocean and gives it a bluish tinge. thats one reason i like cloudy days. cause the clouds cover up the lies. hehehehehe, that sounds cool.... im going to have to remember that one. anyone got a spare RPG lying around??? i have a strong urge to destroy stuff. like YOU! mwuhahahahaha!
"this moment in time, this moment defined, how is it i feel nothing?" the only thing i feel at the moment is my eyes are sore. other then that, i feel nothing. everything is distant and far away. even the table im resting my arms on feels like its fading away into dust. why do i feel nothing??? i should be feeling something right now. pain, happiness, anger, sorrow, joy, love, anything would be better than this blankness right now. i want to feel something. anything. i felt angry and upsett not too long ago. i felt happy not too long before that. but its all kinda faded.
im so tired. i know i shouldnt be, but i am. iv had more sleep this last week then iv had all term so far. but im still so tired. i dont understand it. *sigh*. im really warm right now. like burning up hallucinating warm, only im not sick. i want to find a nice cold corner and lay down there to fall asleep. that would be nice, dont u think??? finding somewhere shady and cool and cold, and just lying down to sleep. that sounds really nice right now. i must go find such a corner.... but where could i possibly find one??? the cold scares me though. once you've been in the cold for too long, you start to become cold yourself. cold people push others away from them, and are alone. sometimes i like being by myself, but not always. most of the time i like being around people. cept when they all try to kill me.......
"all my life i was in the cold, now i find i feel nothing more, leave me to learn, leave me to hurt, now im not so invincible" amazing song. had it playing non stop for like half an hour now. and its very true. people like to tell themselves they are invincible. hey, if they hear it enough they may start to believe it. i know i believe it sometimes. but hurt brings people back down from their invincible podium above us all. without hurt, there would be nothing to seperate the good times. the good times would loose all meaning to us. we need to hurt to feel good. and we also learn from hurt. it teaches us how to be human. we learn more from hurting then we do from anything else.
static x are awsome. such a good band. song is called invincible. everybody download it! it is legendary and awsome. and if you dont then i shall hunt you down and find you and kill you in many horrible and gory ways :)
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
heres to learning something new!
hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
fear of the number 666.
"Possible that original number of the beast was 616. This is attested to in Codex Ephraimi Rescriptus. St. Jerome said 616 instead of 666.
666 a triangular number (1+2+3+4+5.......+36), better symmetry than 616.
Gematria: Hebrew numerology values later transposed to other alphabets. According to gematria, commentators on Revelations give possible names of the Antichrist:
Lampetis = the lustrous one
Teitan = ?
Palaibaskanos = ancient sorcerer
Benediktos = blue bastard
Kakos Odegos = wicked guide
Altehes Blaberos = harmful
Amnos Adikos = unjust lamb
O Niketes = the conqueror
Antemos = opponent
Diclux= double dealer (same has Teitan, only Latin)
Genserikos = Genseric, Vandal who sacked Rome?
Arnodymy = i deny
Acxyme = ?"
{Jan4th. 1989. John Winchester's Journal}
try keeping up with an excerpt like that. hah.
Announcement: Bilby is the official mascot to our (who are we) guerilla blogging
Bilby says:
u posted a blog... 4 MINUTES AGO!?
me says:
um yes wasnt i meant to? lol
Bilby says:
no
me says:
oh
Bilby says:
blogging is banned by da government
me says:
so you are not in our little gureilla blogging group then?
Bilby says:
guerilla blogging? well I am 900 pounds...
me says:
so u are our official mascot
Bilby says:
lol ive always wanted to be a mascot
fear of the number 666.
"Possible that original number of the beast was 616. This is attested to in Codex Ephraimi Rescriptus. St. Jerome said 616 instead of 666.
666 a triangular number (1+2+3+4+5.......+36), better symmetry than 616.
Gematria: Hebrew numerology values later transposed to other alphabets. According to gematria, commentators on Revelations give possible names of the Antichrist:
Lampetis = the lustrous one
Teitan = ?
Palaibaskanos = ancient sorcerer
Benediktos = blue bastard
Kakos Odegos = wicked guide
Altehes Blaberos = harmful
Amnos Adikos = unjust lamb
O Niketes = the conqueror
Antemos = opponent
Diclux= double dealer (same has Teitan, only Latin)
Genserikos = Genseric, Vandal who sacked Rome?
Arnodymy = i deny
Acxyme = ?"
{Jan4th. 1989. John Winchester's Journal}
try keeping up with an excerpt like that. hah.
Announcement: Bilby is the official mascot to our (who are we) guerilla blogging
Bilby says:
u posted a blog... 4 MINUTES AGO!?
me says:
um yes wasnt i meant to? lol
Bilby says:
no
me says:
oh
Bilby says:
blogging is banned by da government
me says:
so you are not in our little gureilla blogging group then?
Bilby says:
guerilla blogging? well I am 900 pounds...
me says:
so u are our official mascot
Bilby says:
lol ive always wanted to be a mascot
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Daylight Savings
The following is 20 reasons for and against daylight savings. I hope to inform you on what we have recently voted on in the hope of making those who voted realise whether their descision was the right or wrong one. The list is most definitely not biased at all.
"Reasons" to vote for Daylight Savings:
"Reasons" to vote for Daylight Savings:
- If you don't, the curtains will fade.
- You will have more time to worship the Sun God Ra.
- Your day will magically have an extra hour in it that came from nowhere.
- The government will give you gold.
- Without the confusion of changing your clock then business will more dificult between states.
- America invented it.
- It's time for a nationwide change. We need to progress! Daylight savings means progress just like work choices was progress from unfair dismissal laws and the atom bomb was progress from diplomacy.
- We desperately need to find thirty. So to make up for people being lazy we're going to be finding 60 instead when everyone turns their clocks back at the end of summer.
- The confusion of changing the clocks will seperate the weak from the strong thus those who survive Daylight Savings shall band together to make a super-race of beings.
- If you don't then the terrorists win.
- If you don't I'll kill a panda.
- You can never have enough daylight.
- Because drugs are bad children.
- It makes you live longer.
- Your mother didn't mind me adjusting her clocks last night! Ohhh.
- We love you and just want you to do what's right... why do you reject the love and kindness of Daylight Savings? Hail Daylight Savings hail!
- Not voting for it will give you bird flu.
- Even a monkey can change a clock. Therefore we must also do it too.
- Your disobediance angers Cthulhu!
- Because I'll be your best friend.
"Reasons" to vote against Daylight Savings:
- Cows like to be milked at a certain time. If you switch to daylight savings the farmers will be unable to compensate for an hours difference and milks the cows at the wrong time.
- If you do the curtains will fade. (Wait, what?)
- The cows will fade.
- I'll also give you gold.
- We're not idiots.
- It's too much effort to change the clocks.
- America invented it.
- We have survived this long without it.
- The sharks shall be angry. Dun nun..... dun nun...... dun nun... dun nun dun nun dun nun dadadagghh!!!
- It's confusing to begin with.
- The world has a billion important problems to look after. Changing the clocks isn't one of them.
- It's unfair on the autistic population who are adamant against change. Therefore Daylight Savings is anti-disabled people and is the thing of NAZIS! NAZIS DAMMIT!
- Daylight Savings makes baby jesus cry.
- Everytime you masturbate while looking at a clock that's been adjusted to Daylight Savings God kills a kitten.
- We've got enough daylight in our reserves. We don't need to save anymore even given of the recession.
- Scientologists are pro-Daylight Savings.
- Because I know where you live that's why.
- Because I just adjusted my clock and I jizzed in my pants.
- Computer says No.
- Daylight Savings will give you swine flu.
There. I hope you have given great thought into the serious and important reasons one must think about before taking a side on pro or against. Next in my series of informative blogs: 20 Reasons why abortion is good.... or bad?
Friday, May 15, 2009
serial killer top 5
am i the only person fascinated with serial killers??? no, i didnt think so. its so interesting to read about them. the motives, murder weapons, modus operadi, body disposal, psyche, i find it all so interesting. so i have compiled a list of my top 5 favourite serial killers for you all.
5: Ed Gein.
Gein was born in 1906, and was considered by many to be america's first serial killer, despite the fact that he was only trialed for the deaths of 2 people. after the death of his mother in 1945, Gein began robbing graves of middle aged woman he thought resembled his mother, and fashioned many ornaments from their bone and skin. he as arrested in 1957 for the murder of bernice worden. her body was found decapitated and strung up from a tree, with her rib cage split open and her torso empty. cause of death was a bullet from a .22 rifle. in confesion, Gein also admited to shooting mary hogan, who had been missing since 1954. he was also found to have skinned the faces off his victims, and wore them as face masks. Gein was found guilty of murder, but due to legal insanity, was sentenced to life in a mental hospital. Gein died in 1984 due to heart failure brought on by cancer.
4: Charles Manson.
Manson was born in 1934, and although he never technically killed anybody, he started a cult known as the manson family, who were responsible for over 7 murders. Manson and his family believed that "helter skelter", an apocalyptic race war, was aproaching, and that the beetles were speaking directly to Manson through the white album, and that the album held key details as to when and were helter skelter would break out. believing that he and his followers would be spared in the apocalypse and rise to a god like status amongst the few survivors, Manson instructed and conspired several murders that he believed would fasten the aproach of helter skelter. trialed in 1970, Manson and several family members were found guilty of 7 counts of murder and one conspiracy to commit murder, thanks to the joint-responsibilty rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes fellow conspirers have commited in furtherance of the conspiracy's goals. Mansons family were found to have shot a man called bernard crowe, stabbed gary hinman to death, the shooting of steven paret, stabbing sharon tate, wojciech frykowski, abigail folder, and jay sebring, and stabbing leno labianca and his wife to death with a bayonet.
3: Elizabeth Bathory.
Countess Elizabeth Bathory was born in 1560 in Hungary, and is widely regarded as the most prolific female serial killer of all time. in 1610, she was aprehended regarding the dissapearances of several young girls in the area. an investigation of her castle found at least one girl on the verge of death. she was arrested and accused of the murder and torture of 80 young virgin girls, although official claims estimate that Bathory may have been responsible for the deaths of well over 600 girls. some of her described atrocities include severe beatings, burning of body parts, biting off flesh, freezing to death, often fatal surgery on living victims, starvings, sexual abuse, and legend claims that she bathed in the young girls blood in order to keep her youthful appearance. four of her servants were sentenced to death as co-conspirers, and had their nails ripped out before being thrown into a great fire. Bathory herself was never trialed officially, as the king Matthias said it would negatively affect nobility. she was put on house arrest for four years, and was walled inside a series of rooms. she died of self induced starvation in 1614.
2: Alexander Pearce.
Alexander Pearce was an irish bush ranger born in 1790. he was sent to the Macquarie Harbour Penal Settlement on tasmania in 1882, a notoriously inescapable prison for bushrangers and convicts. he soon escaped with 7 other convicts and an axe, and he was recaptured later on near hobart, but the other men were never found. he claimed to have killed and eaten them, but the authorities disbelieved him and assumed the other men were still at large. Pearce was sent back to "inescapable"prison, but within a year escaped again with a man named thomas cox. Pearce was found 10 days later, with human meat in his pockets, wich was later identified as belonging to cox. he was hanged in 1824, soon after his second escape, for cannibalism and murder.
1: Gilles de Raise.
born in 1404 in france, Gilles de Raise joined the french royal army at a young age, and by the time he was 23, was promoted to comander. he fought in the hundred years war alongside joan of arc in 1429 against the english. some legends claim Gilles de Raise was even joan of arcs lover at some point, though this remains uncomfirmed. sometime in the year 1432, Gilles de Raise began his grizzly murder spree, mainly preying upon children and young children between the ages of 12 and 18, of both sexes. he would first get his servants to kidnap children from neighbouring villages, and dress and pamper them for a night, before inviting them to a great feast. afterwards, he would rape them, then torture and kill them. accounts from his servants claim that de Raise decapitated, hung, slashed the throats, dismembering, strangled, and sometimes broke the necks of his victims to kill them. de Raise was captured in 1440, and under torture, also confessed that he often cut the dead body's open and played with their organs, before disposing of the body's in a slow burning fire that minimised the smell of flesh. he was hanged later that same year. reports vary as to the numbers of his victims. he was accused in court of 80, but modern estimates range between a grand total of 200 and 600 victims.
and so concludes my gruesome list. 5 people the world is a better place without, but 5 people who continue to fascinate people to this day, and who hold a cult status amongst the most haneous criminals the world has ever known. hope you enjoyed it, and i hope you can at least appreciate why i find these people so fascinating.
5: Ed Gein.
Gein was born in 1906, and was considered by many to be america's first serial killer, despite the fact that he was only trialed for the deaths of 2 people. after the death of his mother in 1945, Gein began robbing graves of middle aged woman he thought resembled his mother, and fashioned many ornaments from their bone and skin. he as arrested in 1957 for the murder of bernice worden. her body was found decapitated and strung up from a tree, with her rib cage split open and her torso empty. cause of death was a bullet from a .22 rifle. in confesion, Gein also admited to shooting mary hogan, who had been missing since 1954. he was also found to have skinned the faces off his victims, and wore them as face masks. Gein was found guilty of murder, but due to legal insanity, was sentenced to life in a mental hospital. Gein died in 1984 due to heart failure brought on by cancer.
4: Charles Manson.
Manson was born in 1934, and although he never technically killed anybody, he started a cult known as the manson family, who were responsible for over 7 murders. Manson and his family believed that "helter skelter", an apocalyptic race war, was aproaching, and that the beetles were speaking directly to Manson through the white album, and that the album held key details as to when and were helter skelter would break out. believing that he and his followers would be spared in the apocalypse and rise to a god like status amongst the few survivors, Manson instructed and conspired several murders that he believed would fasten the aproach of helter skelter. trialed in 1970, Manson and several family members were found guilty of 7 counts of murder and one conspiracy to commit murder, thanks to the joint-responsibilty rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes fellow conspirers have commited in furtherance of the conspiracy's goals. Mansons family were found to have shot a man called bernard crowe, stabbed gary hinman to death, the shooting of steven paret, stabbing sharon tate, wojciech frykowski, abigail folder, and jay sebring, and stabbing leno labianca and his wife to death with a bayonet.
3: Elizabeth Bathory.
Countess Elizabeth Bathory was born in 1560 in Hungary, and is widely regarded as the most prolific female serial killer of all time. in 1610, she was aprehended regarding the dissapearances of several young girls in the area. an investigation of her castle found at least one girl on the verge of death. she was arrested and accused of the murder and torture of 80 young virgin girls, although official claims estimate that Bathory may have been responsible for the deaths of well over 600 girls. some of her described atrocities include severe beatings, burning of body parts, biting off flesh, freezing to death, often fatal surgery on living victims, starvings, sexual abuse, and legend claims that she bathed in the young girls blood in order to keep her youthful appearance. four of her servants were sentenced to death as co-conspirers, and had their nails ripped out before being thrown into a great fire. Bathory herself was never trialed officially, as the king Matthias said it would negatively affect nobility. she was put on house arrest for four years, and was walled inside a series of rooms. she died of self induced starvation in 1614.
2: Alexander Pearce.
Alexander Pearce was an irish bush ranger born in 1790. he was sent to the Macquarie Harbour Penal Settlement on tasmania in 1882, a notoriously inescapable prison for bushrangers and convicts. he soon escaped with 7 other convicts and an axe, and he was recaptured later on near hobart, but the other men were never found. he claimed to have killed and eaten them, but the authorities disbelieved him and assumed the other men were still at large. Pearce was sent back to "inescapable"prison, but within a year escaped again with a man named thomas cox. Pearce was found 10 days later, with human meat in his pockets, wich was later identified as belonging to cox. he was hanged in 1824, soon after his second escape, for cannibalism and murder.
1: Gilles de Raise.
born in 1404 in france, Gilles de Raise joined the french royal army at a young age, and by the time he was 23, was promoted to comander. he fought in the hundred years war alongside joan of arc in 1429 against the english. some legends claim Gilles de Raise was even joan of arcs lover at some point, though this remains uncomfirmed. sometime in the year 1432, Gilles de Raise began his grizzly murder spree, mainly preying upon children and young children between the ages of 12 and 18, of both sexes. he would first get his servants to kidnap children from neighbouring villages, and dress and pamper them for a night, before inviting them to a great feast. afterwards, he would rape them, then torture and kill them. accounts from his servants claim that de Raise decapitated, hung, slashed the throats, dismembering, strangled, and sometimes broke the necks of his victims to kill them. de Raise was captured in 1440, and under torture, also confessed that he often cut the dead body's open and played with their organs, before disposing of the body's in a slow burning fire that minimised the smell of flesh. he was hanged later that same year. reports vary as to the numbers of his victims. he was accused in court of 80, but modern estimates range between a grand total of 200 and 600 victims.
and so concludes my gruesome list. 5 people the world is a better place without, but 5 people who continue to fascinate people to this day, and who hold a cult status amongst the most haneous criminals the world has ever known. hope you enjoyed it, and i hope you can at least appreciate why i find these people so fascinating.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
blood and rayne
it is late and i am bored.
very very very bored.
and i cant watch tru blood cause the tv has been claimed by the troll in the living room.
what a pity. iv only got 4 more episodes left to go till iv finished the first season as well. if tru blood was actually a drink, i would definately buy some. ab-. that's the rarest blood type, so it would probably be the tasteiest. i couldnt drink it warm though. no, i would like my synthetic japanese blood in a bottle served cold thank you very much.
blood is so amazing. its just microscopic blobs of red stuff that's only purpose is to transport oxygen around the body. and those millions of cells are so tightly packed and so tiny that they form a viscous, red liquid we know as blood. did you know red blood cells are one of the few cells without a nucleus or any organelles or any way of feeding or reproducing???
its quite amazing. and it taste so good as well :) yes i like the taste of blood. and anyone who sais they dont is lying. i keep getting nose bleeds in the mornings. like il just wake up, and my nose will be pouring blood for some reason. for once my sheets are stained red instead of white :P
rayne has asked me if i want to go see evermore with her and some peoples. one issue is that it is 38 dollars entry. yes, i am that pore i dont even have 40 bucks in the bank. shouldnt have quit hj's after all i guess...... thats not the only issue though. another is i will have to meet her friends. anyone who knows me well will know that i am not good with meeting new people. i scare them, and they scare me. they seem nice from what iv heard, but im scared of meeting them none the less. what if they dont like me??? sigh, it is all a bit of a kerfufle. and to be perfectly honest there are only a few evermore songs that iv heard that iv liked. mainly their very first stuff.
alucard is everything a vampire should aspire to be and more. he has awsome theme music, a wicked red trenchcoat, massive guns, he's not afraid to kill people, he's smart and sophisticated, very dry and sarcastic sense of humour, he loves a good fight and strives to find an opponent as strong as he is, he has a demon hell hound inside him, he can cast illusions and is super fast and strong, and every episode of hellsing he gets blown to pieces only to rise back up in a puddle of blood laughing evily. he is pewnage to the max.
being a vampire would be fun. i still prefer werewolves, but still, vampires are alright. as long as im not edward of course :P sorry to his hordes of screaming fan-girls who dont know any better.
very very very bored.
and i cant watch tru blood cause the tv has been claimed by the troll in the living room.
what a pity. iv only got 4 more episodes left to go till iv finished the first season as well. if tru blood was actually a drink, i would definately buy some. ab-. that's the rarest blood type, so it would probably be the tasteiest. i couldnt drink it warm though. no, i would like my synthetic japanese blood in a bottle served cold thank you very much.
blood is so amazing. its just microscopic blobs of red stuff that's only purpose is to transport oxygen around the body. and those millions of cells are so tightly packed and so tiny that they form a viscous, red liquid we know as blood. did you know red blood cells are one of the few cells without a nucleus or any organelles or any way of feeding or reproducing???
its quite amazing. and it taste so good as well :) yes i like the taste of blood. and anyone who sais they dont is lying. i keep getting nose bleeds in the mornings. like il just wake up, and my nose will be pouring blood for some reason. for once my sheets are stained red instead of white :P
rayne has asked me if i want to go see evermore with her and some peoples. one issue is that it is 38 dollars entry. yes, i am that pore i dont even have 40 bucks in the bank. shouldnt have quit hj's after all i guess...... thats not the only issue though. another is i will have to meet her friends. anyone who knows me well will know that i am not good with meeting new people. i scare them, and they scare me. they seem nice from what iv heard, but im scared of meeting them none the less. what if they dont like me??? sigh, it is all a bit of a kerfufle. and to be perfectly honest there are only a few evermore songs that iv heard that iv liked. mainly their very first stuff.
alucard is everything a vampire should aspire to be and more. he has awsome theme music, a wicked red trenchcoat, massive guns, he's not afraid to kill people, he's smart and sophisticated, very dry and sarcastic sense of humour, he loves a good fight and strives to find an opponent as strong as he is, he has a demon hell hound inside him, he can cast illusions and is super fast and strong, and every episode of hellsing he gets blown to pieces only to rise back up in a puddle of blood laughing evily. he is pewnage to the max.
being a vampire would be fun. i still prefer werewolves, but still, vampires are alright. as long as im not edward of course :P sorry to his hordes of screaming fan-girls who dont know any better.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
R.I.P Axolotl
Fellow school students, colleagues and peers. We are gathered here today for the mourning of the dear old Axolotl of room S4 in the science block of DSHS who has recently passed away...
...or has it? Those who have had the fun of being in S4 and looked at the far corner of the room would've noticed a tank of water that stored a strange looking creature with legs, tail and gills sticking out of it's neck. It also looked dead. As we would sit on the side of the class when we had misbehaved, or gone to do experiments with bunsen burners where we would then misbehave and set stuff on fire (today I melted zinc and copper strips! I wasn't meant to!) we could see this strange fish lizard thing floating in the water looking out into the classroom with cold dead like eyes. "Jesus" called it the "stoner fish" because it looked stoned. I said it's big grin and weird eyes reminded me of Shoop-da-woop and imagined it FIRING-ITS-LAZAARRR!!!! (Yes, I'm just that lame.) People would come up and go "it looks dead. Are you sure it's not dead?" and me being the freaky-fish-guy expert wannabe I would go "No it just looks like it is. It moves occasionally trust me." It just didn't respond to stimulus so if you tapped on the glass or got in it's way then nothing would happen. Everytime it decided to move it was fascinating to watch such a rare sight! Because it was a really flipping LAZY FISH! "Look! It's ACTUALLY moving!" I am strangely the only one who seemed so excited when it decided to move slightly before stopping again and just floating there with it's strange spaced out look.
I wish I had the same drugs that Axolotl had man because Chemistry lessons can be really boring.
Axolotl's have very low metabolism rates. They don't move much. Thus I theorise that it was in fact NOT dead when removed from it's tank! It has previously floated on it's side/upside before so it doesn't care which was it's round and therefore the teachers didn't know it was dead!
The teachers killed Axolotl! Then they replaced it with fish! REAL fish! Two big greyish ones and a really cool one with really bright shiny scales that are so cool! :D It's a shiny fish! Ehehehe! Fishy is shiny! No! No, we're meant to be discussing the very very serious death of the beloved Axolotl.
We didn't think you actually had a name. Stoner will probably do. I don't think you have a tombstone I don't think the teachers really cared about you. How sad is that? You were a strange amphibious thing we looked at with fascination through a piece of glass. Wow. You're life was boring and now it's over. Wait no, that was a terrible eulogy. I suck at giving these to amphibians. Maybe that's why I don't have any friends........ of the amphibious kind.
Axolotls are cool. I want one now as a pet. I promise not to kill it and throw it away when it decides to go for a nap. I'll also be happy to fuel their strange drug habits and give it brownie-bloodworms whenever it's got the munchies.
R.I.P. Stoner fish!
P.S. Oh yeah btw... this is the 69th post! (Excluding the drafts. Seriously someone clean those up!) So HA! Suck on that! (Yeah otherwise it's not really a 69 is it?) I know I'm immature and I know you are too :P
Post Edit! (The last one didn't work so I'm retelling you!) OK well turns out my suspicions weren't true and the Axolotl truly is indeed dead :( It got a fungus infection and kinda got mouldy so therefore it was proven that it was dead. It's not preserved in a jar in the fume hood in S4. So you know it hasn't actually left the room it's still there it's just on the other side of the classroom hiding next to some bottles of deadly chemicals. It'll probably be examined by bio-students in the future one day. Stoner fish shall continue to be! (I'm waiting for 3 days before I give up all hope though. It might happen!)
...or has it? Those who have had the fun of being in S4 and looked at the far corner of the room would've noticed a tank of water that stored a strange looking creature with legs, tail and gills sticking out of it's neck. It also looked dead. As we would sit on the side of the class when we had misbehaved, or gone to do experiments with bunsen burners where we would then misbehave and set stuff on fire (today I melted zinc and copper strips! I wasn't meant to!) we could see this strange fish lizard thing floating in the water looking out into the classroom with cold dead like eyes. "Jesus" called it the "stoner fish" because it looked stoned. I said it's big grin and weird eyes reminded me of Shoop-da-woop and imagined it FIRING-ITS-LAZAARRR!!!! (Yes, I'm just that lame.) People would come up and go "it looks dead. Are you sure it's not dead?" and me being the freaky-fish-guy expert wannabe I would go "No it just looks like it is. It moves occasionally trust me." It just didn't respond to stimulus so if you tapped on the glass or got in it's way then nothing would happen. Everytime it decided to move it was fascinating to watch such a rare sight! Because it was a really flipping LAZY FISH! "Look! It's ACTUALLY moving!" I am strangely the only one who seemed so excited when it decided to move slightly before stopping again and just floating there with it's strange spaced out look.
I wish I had the same drugs that Axolotl had man because Chemistry lessons can be really boring.
Axolotl's have very low metabolism rates. They don't move much. Thus I theorise that it was in fact NOT dead when removed from it's tank! It has previously floated on it's side/upside before so it doesn't care which was it's round and therefore the teachers didn't know it was dead!
The teachers killed Axolotl! Then they replaced it with fish! REAL fish! Two big greyish ones and a really cool one with really bright shiny scales that are so cool! :D It's a shiny fish! Ehehehe! Fishy is shiny! No! No, we're meant to be discussing the very very serious death of the beloved Axolotl.
We didn't think you actually had a name. Stoner will probably do. I don't think you have a tombstone I don't think the teachers really cared about you. How sad is that? You were a strange amphibious thing we looked at with fascination through a piece of glass. Wow. You're life was boring and now it's over. Wait no, that was a terrible eulogy. I suck at giving these to amphibians. Maybe that's why I don't have any friends........ of the amphibious kind.
Axolotls are cool. I want one now as a pet. I promise not to kill it and throw it away when it decides to go for a nap. I'll also be happy to fuel their strange drug habits and give it brownie-bloodworms whenever it's got the munchies.
R.I.P. Stoner fish!
P.S. Oh yeah btw... this is the 69th post! (Excluding the drafts. Seriously someone clean those up!) So HA! Suck on that! (Yeah otherwise it's not really a 69 is it?) I know I'm immature and I know you are too :P
Post Edit! (The last one didn't work so I'm retelling you!) OK well turns out my suspicions weren't true and the Axolotl truly is indeed dead :( It got a fungus infection and kinda got mouldy so therefore it was proven that it was dead. It's not preserved in a jar in the fume hood in S4. So you know it hasn't actually left the room it's still there it's just on the other side of the classroom hiding next to some bottles of deadly chemicals. It'll probably be examined by bio-students in the future one day. Stoner fish shall continue to be! (I'm waiting for 3 days before I give up all hope though. It might happen!)
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