What. The. Hell.

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God has abandoned the human race.

Mood:??? (2)

Anyone who goes on Deviantart might recognise this sort of thing... Original here.

Mood: Insane.
Listening to: Myself talk.
Reading: The instruction manual for the dishwasher.
Watching: The dripping tap.
Playing: With the dripping tap.
Eating: The dripping tap.
Drinking: From the dishwasher.

Mood: Depressed
Listening to: Simple Plan.
Reading: 101 ways to kill yourself.
Watching: for a way out.
Playing: around with different ideas in my head.
Eating: Pure salt.
Drinking: Alcohol to drown my sorrows.

Mood: Blog!
Listening to: My blogs on tape!
Reading: My Blog!
Watching: My blog!
Playing: Nothing! I'm too busy blogging!
Eating: Nothing! I'm too busy blogging!
Drinking: Nothing! I'm too busy blo..... *thud*....

Mood: Borg.
Listening to: The drone of the engines.
Reading: Nothing. Reading is not permitted.
Watching: You become assimilated.
Playing: With the assimilator. I sure hope it doesn't explode...
Eating: Explosions.
Drinking: More explosions (I touched it again)

Mood: Dirty.
Listening to: Your mother.
Reading: FHM
Watching: Deep Throat.
Playing: Well I don't think I need to tell you what with...
Eating: It starts with P...... and ends with "izza"(you dirty minded pervert)
Drinking: Something that's non-dairy.

Mood: 01001110011001010111001001100100
Listening to: 01010100011011110110111101101100
Reading: 010110010110111101110101
Watching: 010000010111001001100101
Playing: 01010111011000010111001101110100011010010110111001100111
Eating: 01011001011011110111010101110010
Drinking: 01100110011011110110111101100100... 011001000111010101101000

Mood: Normal.
Listening to: Muse.
Reading: Emails.
Watching: Spicks and Specks.
Playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Eating: Fish and Chips.
Drinking: Water.

Mood: End of the world.
Listening to: Raining Blood by Slayer.
Reading: The Handmaiden's Tale by Margaret Atwood.
Watching: The news.
Playing: Fallout 3
Eating: Iodised salt and twinkies.
Drinking: Coke. Mmm-mm coke... tastes good.

Mood: Giving up.
Listening to: Everyone degrade me. (And Linkin Park)
Reading: My hatemail.
Watching: The protestors outside my house rioting.
Playing: Staring competition with a brick.
Eating: The brick. I lost. (Well, gave up...)
Drinking: Give up juice by the gallon.

Mood: Internet Memes.
Listening to: Leroy Jenkins' battle cry.
Reading: /B/
Watching: You. So i herd u liek mudkipz? (I've got my seat right next to ceiling kitty... I don't want it)
Playing: Linerider.
Eating: Lolcats with FIRST! sauce.
Drinking: From the cup...

Mood: Zoogoer.
Listening to: Monkies do monkey business.
Reading: A pamphlet explaining what "monkey business" is... oh... oh... ohhh... ew.
Watching: The Pandas. They're bound not to- oh for- what!? There's children here and everything!
Playing: With the otters.
Eating: Overpriced food from the zoo cafe. It tastes of fish...
Drinking: More coke! Coke is good! Very good! (I'm not a sell-out I swear!)

Mood: Idiot.
Listening to: The echo when I yell "duuurrr!!"
Reading: Nothing. I is illiturait
Watching: Playschool. Hehehehe.
Playing: With mah blankey!
Eating: My foot.
Drinking: Juice out of a sippy cup.

That last one definitely was not based on reality... the rest are though.

Fir Tree Man

Damn you i say to the man that accidentally breathed in a spore and grew a 5cm fir tree in his lungs! You may have proven that it can be done but did it actually grow inside of you. You say it must me true, its the only thing that makes sense, and the doctors told me that. WELL MISTER did some part of you expose yourself to sunlight? Is it possible for it to have grown a full 5cm inside of you without sunlight? TAKE THAT. no actually don't you just might. haha to the random corny intermission.
Anyways back to ranting to the fir tree man, i have always wanted to know someone later on in life that had a plant that grew inside them, so you stole my dream! how cruel to have taken aways a young child dream. *cries*


.....SNAP you paediphiles think i am a young child?!? (FTW) >>??


dammnit it was suppose to be a moving picture, guess its less hysterical now. *sigh*



Some of my fellow bloggers may know the play, Inside the Island by Louis Nowra........so....i have made it a point that in every drama essay i ever write ......this year...... i will quote this somewhere in the long essays i will write..."Tarty, Farty, Party". now that is worth given full marks for. daring much? rebelling to the max.

so i'm going to find some cake now. goodbye and no you can't have any.....
leaving you with a quote from SPN.....

think about it?

Normally Weird Conversations :)

Yep. Read on. Btw emoticons didn't copy over so mine goes :P(L)(W) after Smartical and his goes :D:P after ShmooFace. Also: bonus cookie points to the faithful reader who can guess what my msn name is a reference to!

ShmooFace says:
dude whats with tha wilted rose?
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
its been in my msn name for about 2 years now.... ur a bit slow on asking that question
ShmooFace says:
i guess i am a big, big idiot! im sorry, my love, will you ever forgive me????
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
uhy.... as long as u take back that sentence about calling me ur love then sure
ShmooFace says:
sorry honey-bunny
ShmooFace says:
but i love u sooooooo much i just cant keep it bottled up anymore
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
well.... too bad im madly in love with my GIRL-friend
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
cause i like girls with girl bits
ShmooFace says:
uh-huh but you'd dump her for me right......
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
hell no
ShmooFace says:
as for the girl bits.....that can be arranged
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
sure ur chest is larger but her face is cuter
ShmooFace says:
tell me then, what is the point in living if I cannot have u?
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
to make TD's and play WoW?
ShmooFace says:
oh well, love can be forceful --- rather than mutual
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
not legally it cant
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
thats called stalking or, if ur really forceful: sexual harrassment
ShmooFace says:
i will not the law get in the way of my love !!!!!
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
wil u let a double barreled shotgun aimed at ur face get in the way? pls say it will...
ShmooFace says:
puh guns cant kill my love for u
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
yeah but they can probably kill U
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
to answer ur question the wilted rose is nice. and i want a wilting rose (only slightly different to the emoticon) on my tombstone
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
its been in my mind for aobut 3 years now so im not likely to change my mind before my death
ShmooFace says:
on your tombstone, which will be romantically situated next to mine so that, even in death, we will be together.
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
yeah no... ok pls stop talking
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
be warned: i might copy and past this converation if it gets too creepy
ShmooFace says:
no one will be surprised
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
yeah but itll be funny
ShmooFace says:
meh they have come to expect it of us now
ShmooFace says:
and they know that u and me will inevitably get together anyway...they will just assume u have cold feet
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
..right... no....
ShmooFace says:
u say that now, but one day the words u will utter will be "I Do"
ShmooFace says:
obviously to me of course
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
only not to u or any other man
ShmooFace says:
and thn we will honeymoon in the bahamas ---- excellent
ShmooFace says:
i can picture it now a small villa just u and me on the beach sipping pina'colada's while....nah, better keep this conversation 'G' rated
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
wtf!?
ShmooFace says:
precisly
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
it stopped being G rated after the first 3 sentences...
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
send me the TD
ShmooFace says:
k my love
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
y do u hurt me with such a disturbing display of affection!?
ShmooFace says:
because I LOVE U
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
I DONT LOVE U BACK!
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
*runs away screaming*
ShmooFace says:
ill just run after you
Smartical Don't worry I trust u... just I don't trust u at all says:
the hell u will ur too fat
ShmooFace says:
yer but thats how u like it......
ShmooFace has now been blocked.

Life is never dull :)