Mood:??? (2)

Anyone who goes on Deviantart might recognise this sort of thing... Original here.

Mood: Insane.
Listening to: Myself talk.
Reading: The instruction manual for the dishwasher.
Watching: The dripping tap.
Playing: With the dripping tap.
Eating: The dripping tap.
Drinking: From the dishwasher.

Mood: Depressed
Listening to: Simple Plan.
Reading: 101 ways to kill yourself.
Watching: for a way out.
Playing: around with different ideas in my head.
Eating: Pure salt.
Drinking: Alcohol to drown my sorrows.

Mood: Blog!
Listening to: My blogs on tape!
Reading: My Blog!
Watching: My blog!
Playing: Nothing! I'm too busy blogging!
Eating: Nothing! I'm too busy blogging!
Drinking: Nothing! I'm too busy blo..... *thud*....

Mood: Borg.
Listening to: The drone of the engines.
Reading: Nothing. Reading is not permitted.
Watching: You become assimilated.
Playing: With the assimilator. I sure hope it doesn't explode...
Eating: Explosions.
Drinking: More explosions (I touched it again)

Mood: Dirty.
Listening to: Your mother.
Reading: FHM
Watching: Deep Throat.
Playing: Well I don't think I need to tell you what with...
Eating: It starts with P...... and ends with "izza"(you dirty minded pervert)
Drinking: Something that's non-dairy.

Mood: 01001110011001010111001001100100
Listening to: 01010100011011110110111101101100
Reading: 010110010110111101110101
Watching: 010000010111001001100101
Playing: 01010111011000010111001101110100011010010110111001100111
Eating: 01011001011011110111010101110010
Drinking: 01100110011011110110111101100100... 011001000111010101101000

Mood: Normal.
Listening to: Muse.
Reading: Emails.
Watching: Spicks and Specks.
Playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Eating: Fish and Chips.
Drinking: Water.

Mood: End of the world.
Listening to: Raining Blood by Slayer.
Reading: The Handmaiden's Tale by Margaret Atwood.
Watching: The news.
Playing: Fallout 3
Eating: Iodised salt and twinkies.
Drinking: Coke. Mmm-mm coke... tastes good.

Mood: Giving up.
Listening to: Everyone degrade me. (And Linkin Park)
Reading: My hatemail.
Watching: The protestors outside my house rioting.
Playing: Staring competition with a brick.
Eating: The brick. I lost. (Well, gave up...)
Drinking: Give up juice by the gallon.

Mood: Internet Memes.
Listening to: Leroy Jenkins' battle cry.
Reading: /B/
Watching: You. So i herd u liek mudkipz? (I've got my seat right next to ceiling kitty... I don't want it)
Playing: Linerider.
Eating: Lolcats with FIRST! sauce.
Drinking: From the cup...

Mood: Zoogoer.
Listening to: Monkies do monkey business.
Reading: A pamphlet explaining what "monkey business" is... oh... oh... ohhh... ew.
Watching: The Pandas. They're bound not to- oh for- what!? There's children here and everything!
Playing: With the otters.
Eating: Overpriced food from the zoo cafe. It tastes of fish...
Drinking: More coke! Coke is good! Very good! (I'm not a sell-out I swear!)

Mood: Idiot.
Listening to: The echo when I yell "duuurrr!!"
Reading: Nothing. I is illiturait
Watching: Playschool. Hehehehe.
Playing: With mah blankey!
Eating: My foot.
Drinking: Juice out of a sippy cup.

That last one definitely was not based on reality... the rest are though.