wasting time on themostseconds. because I am awesome.
2, 144, 333 seconds and counting.
slowly climbing my way to the top.
woooot.
I think the tiredness is getting to me. But my legs are numb and I think I'm tired so I cant really be bothered moving this second to go keep painting.
must keep painting, must keep painting... must keep...
zzzzzzz.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
My top ten films.
Hahaha, looks like Mr Should not be has set a trend.
being the movie lover i am, i can't help but list my top ten.
i think you'll see there are some things me and shoud not be agree on :)
1# The Crow. Directed by Alex Proyas.
Starring Brandon Lee.
Eric Draven, A Heartbroken wrestless soul, is brought back to the world to bring his vengence upon those who deserve it. Escorted by his crow, clothed and made up in the physical manifestation of his broken heart, he adapts to his supernatural abilities and goes to bring death to those who've caused pain and anguish to many, including himself. Also those souls touched by Eric and his girlfriend Shelley's kindness in a depressing city of crime, still in mourning, get an inkling of hope for all when Eric's soul brushes past them on his way to vengence.
The film is orchestrated in such a beautiful manner, creating such an impact in the heart.
The imagery is powerful, bringing on a feeling of mourning for the kind soul who'd been done wrong by.
With the song "Burn" by the Cure, a peace of music that has come from the heart, there is nothing else this film can do but make you feel human, and be greatful for all you have, while at the same time making you wish that the anti hero and his wife had suffered a more kinder fate.
they wish to remake this, but to abandon the gothic and emotional style....how dare they. i will kill them inf ront of there pregnant mothers, pregnant mother impregnated by me. bastards.
my favourite scene: When he visits the pawn shop :)
2# Eraserhead. Directed By David Lynch.
The film opens with such strong imagery, an eerie atmosphere depicting sperm fertilizing an egg.
As the planetary woman egg explodes we are brought into the inudstrial delusional world of David Lynch's mad mind.
The story follows a man on vacation, finding out about a past rendevous's pregnancy that leads to a forced marriage by the parents and the birth of a mutant baby.
As the mother leaves one night from the constant cries of the mutant child, it deals with the delusional fathers experiences thereafter leaving to a shocking conclusion.
Much of the film doesn't make sense and is very delusional. The baby has the appearance of a ducklings head and neck (the body wrapped in bandages), except the head being human size, and the neck being long and pencil thin. it's all slimey and the cries are by far the most eeriest thing i have heard in my life.
The direction makes you feel you have some bad flu, and it feels as if you are spinning out of touch of sanity.
the sound compasition is like a hammer on your temples, and the film is scary and unpredictable, not knowing what dark places these delusions would take you.
this is by far one of the best unconventional films i have seen, and probably will ever see, in my life.
favourite scene: attempting to carve the artificial chicken.
3# I'm Not There.
This film is based on multiple sections of the life of singer songwriter Bob Dylan. His personality split of into different persona's each portrayed by renown actors (Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger and Richard Gere). The film uses heaps of imagery and makes great use of metaphors.
The film also keeps you gripped with its brilliant soundtrack, accompanied by brilliant direction. All songs are written by Bob Dylan but are performed by other bands, the only song on the album by bob dylan being "i'm not there".
favourite scene: Jonas being swallowed by the whale.
4# The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The story follows a young couple who's car has broken down near an old mansion. it is there they become affiliated with a transvestite trying to create the perfect lover. whilst staying there, there love is tested, and new experiences are opened to them emotionally and sexually.
A Rock Opera embracing all that is cheesy, it is brilliant in it's context of expressing yourself freely, and most of all, to love one another. Each song being catchy as hell (although not a big fan of the time warp), the direction being so theatrical and flamboyant, the set peices being the most intriguing and creative, also topped off by the brilliant and lovable acting of Tim Curry as Frank N Furt, the flamboyant bisexual alien transvestite.
This is a faultless movie, taking away the actual perception of a movie experience and lifting you up and blasting you off to the planet of transexual transylvania.
There wishing to remake this, and i say they shouldn't. SIGN THE ONLINE PETITION, DON'T LET THEM SCREW UP THE LIPS.
favourite scene: "i'm cold wet and i'm just plain scared!" "don't worry, i'm here, you have nothing to worry about" turns around and see's frank n furt "AAAAARGGGHHHHHH!!!"
5# Suspiria.
Directed by the father of the slasher genre, Dario Argento, this film is marked as his masterpeice. Following a teenage dancer, departing from america to go to a european prestigous ballet school, through the warning of a mysterious student before running off and being murdered, she realises that this dance acadamy has a real dark agenda.
Being filmed in the 60's and in technicolor, it really makes this film look beautiful.
the camera work is artistic, and ahead of its time, quick cuts and taking you away from the fact its a film from the 60's.
Each frame looks like a painting with the brilliant intensity of technicolor. also the well orchestrated, gory but bueatiful looking death scenes help put this movie ahead of many of todays mediocre attempts at horror.
Truely one of the best horror films ever made.
They wish to remake this film aswell, starring natalie portman. i think they reallllyyyy have to do a fuckign good job or the insane fan base will tear the directors and her head right off. i should know because that's what i'd be doing.
favourite scene: the woman falling through the stain glass roof window, with the chord around her neck and the blood around her mouth, and the open wound in her chest exposing her heart.
6#Natural Born Killers
Directed by Oliver Stone, this movie tells the story of serial killers micky and mallory. based on a stroy written by Quinten Tarrantino, it stars Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr, and Tommy Lee Jones.
The imagery is intense and awesome.
the direction cartoony and surreal.
It really shows how good movies can be if movie makers try hard enough. The soundtrack is accompanied by such artists as Leonard Cohen, Nine Inch Nails, Cowboy Junkies and Peter Gabriel, showing us a true brilliance that this film is trying to show us.
favourite scene: "I love Mallory" sketch featuring Rodney Dangerfield.
7#Clockwork Orange
Stanley Kubrick.
Malcom Mc Dowell.
Violence, fornication, brainwashing, drugs, cod peices, giant penis's being used as weapons, what can make this movie more awesome?
and being a kubrick, you know that its an educational, heavy and truely brilliant experience in cinema.
they wanted to remake this one too, but they stopped talking about it. too godamn fucking right they should stop talking about it!
favourite scene: where Alex beats the old lady to death with a giant penis
8#Tokyo Gore Police
A Japanese horror action film brung to you by the same people who did the machine girl.
this film is absed in the future where the police has become a private organisation, giving them any right to do anything they want (thats apprently how it goes, whether or not the movies politics are correct).
These mutants have started to appear in society, that when a limb, or extreme tissue damage ocucurs, the tissue or limb regenerates back as a weapon. when a mutant hunter police girl gains this mutation, she finds out who it was and who assisinated her father and goes against her police chief in one of the most epic showdowns ever.
extremely gory, extremely funny, extremely entertaining and occasionally extremely fuck up and disturbing.
the special effects, although low budget, are effective. the film is well put together and some of the mutations are extremely creative.
Screw Planet Terror (although that was a good film), this film is good for all the reasons planet terror was good, but 100x better.
favourite scene: after losing his legs, the police chief injects himself with painkillers and increases the bloodflow in his leg stumps to the point there so powerful the force makes him fly around as if his leg stumps are bloody jet packs. he then flies around the room.
9# Mullholand Drive
Yet another David Lynch, this movie is a story about the false promises of the american dream, and the corruptness and greed underlying the hopes and promises of hollywood. delusional and brillliant. some sections funny, some sections engaging, some sections disturbing and horrific and others plain confusing, the use of metaphor in this movie is brilliant, as is the casting, sound effects and direction.
not easy to interpret correctly but the overall message is there for you. one movie that will change your perception forever.
stars Niomi Watts and contains the most awesome scenes of lesbian erotica towards the end.
Favourite scene: the old people from the begining of the film, but appearing somewhat demonic, chasing the future dead girl around her apartment, lights of all colours flashing around the shakey camera work, as she jumps on her bed and shoots herself in the head. (that whole scene was symbolism of the falseness of the american dream and her depression and jealousy that lead to her hasty suicide.)
10#Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Based on the popular book by famous gonzo journalist Hunter S Thompson, it follows his alter ego Roal Duke travelling around Las Vegas with his friend and attorney Doctor Gonzo, to report on a motorbike race. instead of reporting, they rent several hotels and binge on all sorts of drugs.
the most tripped out movie ever, witht he only connection between scenes made through Raol Dukes narration.
Raol Duke is played by Johnny Depp and Docotr Gonzo is played by Benincio Del Toro. The film is directed by monty python member Terry Gilliam.
favourite scene: driving across the desert on drugs, Raol Duke stops the car "we can't stop here...this is bat country". he then gets out the car to the back trunk swatting crazy with a fly swatter. as they drive off you see a dead bat squished on the floor
well those are my top ten. enjoy them, i surely recomend
being the movie lover i am, i can't help but list my top ten.
i think you'll see there are some things me and shoud not be agree on :)
1# The Crow. Directed by Alex Proyas.
Starring Brandon Lee.
Eric Draven, A Heartbroken wrestless soul, is brought back to the world to bring his vengence upon those who deserve it. Escorted by his crow, clothed and made up in the physical manifestation of his broken heart, he adapts to his supernatural abilities and goes to bring death to those who've caused pain and anguish to many, including himself. Also those souls touched by Eric and his girlfriend Shelley's kindness in a depressing city of crime, still in mourning, get an inkling of hope for all when Eric's soul brushes past them on his way to vengence.
The film is orchestrated in such a beautiful manner, creating such an impact in the heart.
The imagery is powerful, bringing on a feeling of mourning for the kind soul who'd been done wrong by.
With the song "Burn" by the Cure, a peace of music that has come from the heart, there is nothing else this film can do but make you feel human, and be greatful for all you have, while at the same time making you wish that the anti hero and his wife had suffered a more kinder fate.
they wish to remake this, but to abandon the gothic and emotional style....how dare they. i will kill them inf ront of there pregnant mothers, pregnant mother impregnated by me. bastards.
my favourite scene: When he visits the pawn shop :)
2# Eraserhead. Directed By David Lynch.
The film opens with such strong imagery, an eerie atmosphere depicting sperm fertilizing an egg.
As the planetary woman egg explodes we are brought into the inudstrial delusional world of David Lynch's mad mind.
The story follows a man on vacation, finding out about a past rendevous's pregnancy that leads to a forced marriage by the parents and the birth of a mutant baby.
As the mother leaves one night from the constant cries of the mutant child, it deals with the delusional fathers experiences thereafter leaving to a shocking conclusion.
Much of the film doesn't make sense and is very delusional. The baby has the appearance of a ducklings head and neck (the body wrapped in bandages), except the head being human size, and the neck being long and pencil thin. it's all slimey and the cries are by far the most eeriest thing i have heard in my life.
The direction makes you feel you have some bad flu, and it feels as if you are spinning out of touch of sanity.
the sound compasition is like a hammer on your temples, and the film is scary and unpredictable, not knowing what dark places these delusions would take you.
this is by far one of the best unconventional films i have seen, and probably will ever see, in my life.
favourite scene: attempting to carve the artificial chicken.
3# I'm Not There.
This film is based on multiple sections of the life of singer songwriter Bob Dylan. His personality split of into different persona's each portrayed by renown actors (Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger and Richard Gere). The film uses heaps of imagery and makes great use of metaphors.
The film also keeps you gripped with its brilliant soundtrack, accompanied by brilliant direction. All songs are written by Bob Dylan but are performed by other bands, the only song on the album by bob dylan being "i'm not there".
favourite scene: Jonas being swallowed by the whale.
4# The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The story follows a young couple who's car has broken down near an old mansion. it is there they become affiliated with a transvestite trying to create the perfect lover. whilst staying there, there love is tested, and new experiences are opened to them emotionally and sexually.
A Rock Opera embracing all that is cheesy, it is brilliant in it's context of expressing yourself freely, and most of all, to love one another. Each song being catchy as hell (although not a big fan of the time warp), the direction being so theatrical and flamboyant, the set peices being the most intriguing and creative, also topped off by the brilliant and lovable acting of Tim Curry as Frank N Furt, the flamboyant bisexual alien transvestite.
This is a faultless movie, taking away the actual perception of a movie experience and lifting you up and blasting you off to the planet of transexual transylvania.
There wishing to remake this, and i say they shouldn't. SIGN THE ONLINE PETITION, DON'T LET THEM SCREW UP THE LIPS.
favourite scene: "i'm cold wet and i'm just plain scared!" "don't worry, i'm here, you have nothing to worry about" turns around and see's frank n furt "AAAAARGGGHHHHHH!!!"
5# Suspiria.
Directed by the father of the slasher genre, Dario Argento, this film is marked as his masterpeice. Following a teenage dancer, departing from america to go to a european prestigous ballet school, through the warning of a mysterious student before running off and being murdered, she realises that this dance acadamy has a real dark agenda.
Being filmed in the 60's and in technicolor, it really makes this film look beautiful.
the camera work is artistic, and ahead of its time, quick cuts and taking you away from the fact its a film from the 60's.
Each frame looks like a painting with the brilliant intensity of technicolor. also the well orchestrated, gory but bueatiful looking death scenes help put this movie ahead of many of todays mediocre attempts at horror.
Truely one of the best horror films ever made.
They wish to remake this film aswell, starring natalie portman. i think they reallllyyyy have to do a fuckign good job or the insane fan base will tear the directors and her head right off. i should know because that's what i'd be doing.
favourite scene: the woman falling through the stain glass roof window, with the chord around her neck and the blood around her mouth, and the open wound in her chest exposing her heart.
6#Natural Born Killers
Directed by Oliver Stone, this movie tells the story of serial killers micky and mallory. based on a stroy written by Quinten Tarrantino, it stars Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr, and Tommy Lee Jones.
The imagery is intense and awesome.
the direction cartoony and surreal.
It really shows how good movies can be if movie makers try hard enough. The soundtrack is accompanied by such artists as Leonard Cohen, Nine Inch Nails, Cowboy Junkies and Peter Gabriel, showing us a true brilliance that this film is trying to show us.
favourite scene: "I love Mallory" sketch featuring Rodney Dangerfield.
7#Clockwork Orange
Stanley Kubrick.
Malcom Mc Dowell.
Violence, fornication, brainwashing, drugs, cod peices, giant penis's being used as weapons, what can make this movie more awesome?
and being a kubrick, you know that its an educational, heavy and truely brilliant experience in cinema.
they wanted to remake this one too, but they stopped talking about it. too godamn fucking right they should stop talking about it!
favourite scene: where Alex beats the old lady to death with a giant penis
8#Tokyo Gore Police
A Japanese horror action film brung to you by the same people who did the machine girl.
this film is absed in the future where the police has become a private organisation, giving them any right to do anything they want (thats apprently how it goes, whether or not the movies politics are correct).
These mutants have started to appear in society, that when a limb, or extreme tissue damage ocucurs, the tissue or limb regenerates back as a weapon. when a mutant hunter police girl gains this mutation, she finds out who it was and who assisinated her father and goes against her police chief in one of the most epic showdowns ever.
extremely gory, extremely funny, extremely entertaining and occasionally extremely fuck up and disturbing.
the special effects, although low budget, are effective. the film is well put together and some of the mutations are extremely creative.
Screw Planet Terror (although that was a good film), this film is good for all the reasons planet terror was good, but 100x better.
favourite scene: after losing his legs, the police chief injects himself with painkillers and increases the bloodflow in his leg stumps to the point there so powerful the force makes him fly around as if his leg stumps are bloody jet packs. he then flies around the room.
9# Mullholand Drive
Yet another David Lynch, this movie is a story about the false promises of the american dream, and the corruptness and greed underlying the hopes and promises of hollywood. delusional and brillliant. some sections funny, some sections engaging, some sections disturbing and horrific and others plain confusing, the use of metaphor in this movie is brilliant, as is the casting, sound effects and direction.
not easy to interpret correctly but the overall message is there for you. one movie that will change your perception forever.
stars Niomi Watts and contains the most awesome scenes of lesbian erotica towards the end.
Favourite scene: the old people from the begining of the film, but appearing somewhat demonic, chasing the future dead girl around her apartment, lights of all colours flashing around the shakey camera work, as she jumps on her bed and shoots herself in the head. (that whole scene was symbolism of the falseness of the american dream and her depression and jealousy that lead to her hasty suicide.)
10#Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Based on the popular book by famous gonzo journalist Hunter S Thompson, it follows his alter ego Roal Duke travelling around Las Vegas with his friend and attorney Doctor Gonzo, to report on a motorbike race. instead of reporting, they rent several hotels and binge on all sorts of drugs.
the most tripped out movie ever, witht he only connection between scenes made through Raol Dukes narration.
Raol Duke is played by Johnny Depp and Docotr Gonzo is played by Benincio Del Toro. The film is directed by monty python member Terry Gilliam.
favourite scene: driving across the desert on drugs, Raol Duke stops the car "we can't stop here...this is bat country". he then gets out the car to the back trunk swatting crazy with a fly swatter. as they drive off you see a dead bat squished on the floor
well those are my top ten. enjoy them, i surely recomend
RECESS!!
How can i compete with the previous awsome post. but whatever.
Todays topic is address to random....no really it is address to the topic of randomness.
Whats wrong with being random? Is it such a crime to do something so weirdly random that other unrandomly people can sit there and judge you for being random. Being random is one of the most normal things to do in a normal persons life. Being random is just like you. yes you. i can see you. right there. sitting your ass down on some soft or possible hard sitting object.
what are you thinking about? tah dirty mind.
I was saying...... its like getting from that hopefully soft seat you are sitting on, possibly from some illegal downloading or illegal viewing over the internet and you say to yourself outloud, possibly exclaiming a little too loud for your own good.... I LIKE MUFFINS, GIVE ME MUFFINS YOU MUFFIN MAN!. That is when you realise that this is awkward for both you and your monitor so you sit back down read in face and *intermission*
sorry y'all recess is here.
random much
Todays topic is address to random....no really it is address to the topic of randomness.
Whats wrong with being random? Is it such a crime to do something so weirdly random that other unrandomly people can sit there and judge you for being random. Being random is one of the most normal things to do in a normal persons life. Being random is just like you. yes you. i can see you. right there. sitting your ass down on some soft or possible hard sitting object.
what are you thinking about? tah dirty mind.
I was saying...... its like getting from that hopefully soft seat you are sitting on, possibly from some illegal downloading or illegal viewing over the internet and you say to yourself outloud, possibly exclaiming a little too loud for your own good.... I LIKE MUFFINS, GIVE ME MUFFINS YOU MUFFIN MAN!. That is when you realise that this is awkward for both you and your monitor so you sit back down read in face and *intermission*
sorry y'all recess is here.
random much
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
top 10 films
i have finally mustered the courage to attempt and compile a list of my 10 favourite movies of all time. now i want to hear from every body who reads this blog waht their favourite films are, but i dont want any complaining that my favourite films arent the same as yours, and i dont want anybody going "oh, this should have been on the list instead of that". the reason its NOT on the list instead of that is either because i havnt seen it, i didnt like it, or in my oppinion these films are just plain better.
10: American Psycho.
staring christian bale as patrick bateman, American psycho follows bateman through several days in his seemingly completely emotionless, yet buisness-competitive life. however, bateman is secretly hiding a dark secret: his well educated facade is simply a mask that hides bateman's uncontrollable urges to kill and mutilate almost everybody around him. as the story progresses, the viewer is lead around in psychological circles, and you end up wondering wether or not bateman is a killer, or simply psychotic. brilliantly excecuted, well directed, both hilarious and shockingly blood thirsty, this film is truly every slasher/psychological thriller fans dream come true.
best scene: bateman dropping a running chainsaw down a flight of stairs and succesfully hitting a woman who is trying to escape him.
best quote: I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
9: A Clockwork Orange.
Malcolm Mcdowell plays Alex Delarge, a boy of about 18, who by night travels around with his group of little "droogies", raping women, drinking narcotic spiked milk, listening to beathoven, and seeking out "a bit of the old ultra-violence", wich includes mercilessly beating any person they see fit. by day, Alex skips school frequently, as is seen as a disgrace by his parents. then, Alex gets caught by the police, and is sent off to a psych ward, were experimental procedures are placed upon him, wich wind up leaving Alex unable to even think a single violent thought, as when he does, it triggers a reaction that makes him feel like he is slowly dying. a true classic of cinematography, and arguably one of stanley kubricks best films, it is funny, exceedingly violent, and oddly thought provoking.
Best scene: picking up two girls at the record store while searching for beathoven works.
Best quote: It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."
8: Repo: The Genetic Opera.
Sung like an opera played to metal music, this marvelous film details the events of the near future, were humanity is plagued with organ failures. millions die. but from the blood, gene co. rises up, a company that manufactures and "loans" out organs. indeed, organ's have become a fashion accessorie. but, miss a payment on your lovely new organs, and gene co. dispenses the repo man, a masked surgeon who mercilesly takes back gene co's organs from still breathing victims. the musical score is absolutely brilliant, and down right catchy. the death is artistic, the blood is neon, the acting and singing is superb, and all in all it makes for quite an enjoyable little piece of work.
best scene: the repo man reposessing an organ while talking to his daughter over the phone.
best quote: Stay with the dead, i'm joining the living
7: Shaun Of The Dead.
absolutely hilarious film, Shaun is a mild mannered applience salesman who's life is going no-where. his girlfriend has dumped him, his best friend is an idiot, and he spends every night in a bar drinking himself to sleep. one day however, he decides to sort his life out: to get his girl back, see his mum, and do something with his life! unfortunately for Shaun, the day he decides to change happens to coincide with the freshly dead rising as flesh eating zombies... without a doubt the hardest i have laughed in a film ever. the british humour is evident throughout, the characters are down right loveable, and its one of those rare films you can watch over and over again and still find something new to laugh about.
best scene: walking to the shops with a hangover.
best quote: who died and made you fucking king of the zombies???
6: Pan's Labyrinth
in spanish with english subtitles, Pan's Labyrinth opens with a story about how the king of the underworld's daughter ran away to the overworld one day, and upon realising what a cruel place it is, dies. the king of the underworld now waits for his daughters soul to return to him. the film then moves to spain, 1944, and Ofelia's mother has just married a captain in the spanish army. amidst a civil war, extreme cruelty on the captains behalf, and her mother falling gravely ill, Ofelia finds a fawn in a labyrinth, and the faun is convinced that she is the long lost daughter of the underworld king. the faun sets her 3 challenges to complete by the next full moon, to prove that she is the kings daughter. this film, if anything, is a classic fairytale; magical and enchanting, yet also mean and violent. the cruelt and evil of the humans is starkly contrasted with the otherworldly charm of the faun, and the childish joy of his 3 pixie guides. this film is without a doubt the director, Guillermo del Toro's masterpiece of his career.
best scene: running from the pale creature through the corridoor after it has eaten 2 of the fairy's.
best quote: I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!
5: Donnie Darko.
Donnie Darko is a very troubled teen. apparently a paranoid schizophrenic, he is on many medications, see's a psychologist, and wakes up in the strangest places with no recollection of how he got there. then one night, he see's frank the bunnie, a grotesque, demonic looking bunnie outfit worn by an unknown man. frank tells him that in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds, the world will end. a jet engine falls on donnie's house, wich would have killed him had frank not lured him outside. this marks a countdown of bizzare events, each eating away at donnie's sense of what is real and what is fantasy. as he skips on his meds, he begins to experience that he can see potential, and thus through time, and frank the bunnie increasingly is asking more and more of him, from flooding the school to burning a local mans house to the ground. all the while, donnie cannot escape the impending doom of the worlds apparent end. this movie is trippy to say the least. well directed and casted, all the characters play their parts incredibly well, and the overall feel of the movie really gets to you. outstanding film, and without a doubt, frank the bunnie is one of the most complicated side characters ever introduced into a film.
best scene: sitting in the cinema, watching a time portal open up on the big screen.
best quote: why are you wearing that stupid man suit???
4: V For Vendetta.
the not too distant future, and england is under a totalitarian rule under the chancellor addam suttler. the laws are strict, and the punishments severe. the people are afraid of their government. but one night when evey is out past curfew and is assaulted by fingermen, she meets V, a masked vigilante who proceeds to blow up the old baily, before procaliming that one year from then, he will finish guy fawkes work and blow up parliment. in the ensuing year, london falls into chaos and dissaray, inspector finch falls deeper and deeper into conspiracy, and evey falls in love with V. a moving film, with dark truths woven amongst the fabrications of film, action sequences to die for, dialogue to please any intelligent person, and enough sub-plots to keep you literally clinging to the edge of your seat. i have watched this more times than any other film, and it never gets old.
best scene: the final scene. i wont spoil it in case you havnt seen it yet.
best quote: beneath this mask there is more than flesh, there is an idea. And ideas, Mr Creedy, are bulletproof.
3: Pulp Fiction.
Quentin tarantino orchestrates a highly ammusing, increadibly complicated piece of work here. two hitmen hired to reclaim a glowing briefcase. a boxer on the run from a crime lord. a crime lords drug addicted wife out on the town. a loving couple who rob banks for a living. a man who makes problems such as blood-filled cars dissapear. this film has everything you could ever ask for: dialogue, action, violence, profanities, humour, pop culture referances, and a killer soundtrack. i do not know a single person who has seen this movie and disliked it. a classic. a masterpiece. a fucking awsome movie.
best scene: the breakfast scene with big kahuna burgers.
best quote: he threw a nigger outa his four story window for giving his wife a foot massage???
2: Howls moving castle.
what can i say aside from wow? a girl working in a hat shop is transformed into a 90 year old woman by a witch. she runs away from home and runs into the legendary wizard howl, and his moving castle powered by the fire demon calcifer. absolutely beautiful story, and the animation is practically flawless. the voice cast is just plain awsome, the vivid imagery and colours only seem to make the world of howl's moving castle more enchanting. magic, fire demons, war, romance, comedy, flying dogs, i cant begin to describe the ammount of stuff in this film. the only reason it isnt number one on this list is because the ending irritated me, because it only works out good if you have been paying rrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy close attention throughout the whole film to what the background characters are saying. quite simply, i love this film.
best scene: when sophie finally walks through the black door.
best quote: i dont see the point in living if i cant be beautiful...
1: the crow.
anyone who knows me could have seen this coming. the best film of all time. the night before halloween, a young couple, eric draven and shelly webster, are murdered in their flat by a violent street gang of arsenists, rapists and murderers. a year later, erics soul cannot rest, still burning from the injustice done to him and shelly. a crow carries his soul back to the world of the living, and eric rises from his grave as an immortal avenger, and he begins his revenge upon those that had wronged him. sarah, a child whom shelly and draven looked after, has since become friends with a cop who got fired for investigating too deeply into the draven/webster murders, and both begin to believe they are seeing a ghost as draven flits in and out of the shadows of their lives. this is without a doubt one of the best movies ever made. the city setting is so dark and rainy, it makes batmans gothan city look like play school. the soundtrack is frickin' magnificent, with bands from the cure, to nine inch nails, to rage against the machine. the main character of eric draven.... i cannot begin to describe him. he is in one word: amazing. Brandon Lee was born to play eric draven, and i dont think any other actor could have done a better job. how unfortunate that he died 8 days away from the end of filming. the tone and themes the film present are gritty and a painful reminder of what type of society we live in, and the villains are at times creepy, evil, sadistic, sick, and fucked up, and yet at other times funny, loud, rude, motivational, and child-like. the direction is phenomenal, i cannot find a single error anywhere in this film. Rest in peace brandon lee, you will always be remembered.
best scene: were draven is going through photo's of shelly and him, and the photo's send painful memories into his brain. it becomes too much, and he punches the mirror and breaks down crying. this scene always brings a tear to my eye.
best quote: he's already dead. he died a year ago, the moment he touched her. their all dead, they just dont know it yet.
thanks for reading everyone.
10: American Psycho.
staring christian bale as patrick bateman, American psycho follows bateman through several days in his seemingly completely emotionless, yet buisness-competitive life. however, bateman is secretly hiding a dark secret: his well educated facade is simply a mask that hides bateman's uncontrollable urges to kill and mutilate almost everybody around him. as the story progresses, the viewer is lead around in psychological circles, and you end up wondering wether or not bateman is a killer, or simply psychotic. brilliantly excecuted, well directed, both hilarious and shockingly blood thirsty, this film is truly every slasher/psychological thriller fans dream come true.
best scene: bateman dropping a running chainsaw down a flight of stairs and succesfully hitting a woman who is trying to escape him.
best quote: I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
9: A Clockwork Orange.
Malcolm Mcdowell plays Alex Delarge, a boy of about 18, who by night travels around with his group of little "droogies", raping women, drinking narcotic spiked milk, listening to beathoven, and seeking out "a bit of the old ultra-violence", wich includes mercilessly beating any person they see fit. by day, Alex skips school frequently, as is seen as a disgrace by his parents. then, Alex gets caught by the police, and is sent off to a psych ward, were experimental procedures are placed upon him, wich wind up leaving Alex unable to even think a single violent thought, as when he does, it triggers a reaction that makes him feel like he is slowly dying. a true classic of cinematography, and arguably one of stanley kubricks best films, it is funny, exceedingly violent, and oddly thought provoking.
Best scene: picking up two girls at the record store while searching for beathoven works.
Best quote: It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."
8: Repo: The Genetic Opera.
Sung like an opera played to metal music, this marvelous film details the events of the near future, were humanity is plagued with organ failures. millions die. but from the blood, gene co. rises up, a company that manufactures and "loans" out organs. indeed, organ's have become a fashion accessorie. but, miss a payment on your lovely new organs, and gene co. dispenses the repo man, a masked surgeon who mercilesly takes back gene co's organs from still breathing victims. the musical score is absolutely brilliant, and down right catchy. the death is artistic, the blood is neon, the acting and singing is superb, and all in all it makes for quite an enjoyable little piece of work.
best scene: the repo man reposessing an organ while talking to his daughter over the phone.
best quote: Stay with the dead, i'm joining the living
7: Shaun Of The Dead.
absolutely hilarious film, Shaun is a mild mannered applience salesman who's life is going no-where. his girlfriend has dumped him, his best friend is an idiot, and he spends every night in a bar drinking himself to sleep. one day however, he decides to sort his life out: to get his girl back, see his mum, and do something with his life! unfortunately for Shaun, the day he decides to change happens to coincide with the freshly dead rising as flesh eating zombies... without a doubt the hardest i have laughed in a film ever. the british humour is evident throughout, the characters are down right loveable, and its one of those rare films you can watch over and over again and still find something new to laugh about.
best scene: walking to the shops with a hangover.
best quote: who died and made you fucking king of the zombies???
6: Pan's Labyrinth
in spanish with english subtitles, Pan's Labyrinth opens with a story about how the king of the underworld's daughter ran away to the overworld one day, and upon realising what a cruel place it is, dies. the king of the underworld now waits for his daughters soul to return to him. the film then moves to spain, 1944, and Ofelia's mother has just married a captain in the spanish army. amidst a civil war, extreme cruelty on the captains behalf, and her mother falling gravely ill, Ofelia finds a fawn in a labyrinth, and the faun is convinced that she is the long lost daughter of the underworld king. the faun sets her 3 challenges to complete by the next full moon, to prove that she is the kings daughter. this film, if anything, is a classic fairytale; magical and enchanting, yet also mean and violent. the cruelt and evil of the humans is starkly contrasted with the otherworldly charm of the faun, and the childish joy of his 3 pixie guides. this film is without a doubt the director, Guillermo del Toro's masterpiece of his career.
best scene: running from the pale creature through the corridoor after it has eaten 2 of the fairy's.
best quote: I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!
5: Donnie Darko.
Donnie Darko is a very troubled teen. apparently a paranoid schizophrenic, he is on many medications, see's a psychologist, and wakes up in the strangest places with no recollection of how he got there. then one night, he see's frank the bunnie, a grotesque, demonic looking bunnie outfit worn by an unknown man. frank tells him that in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds, the world will end. a jet engine falls on donnie's house, wich would have killed him had frank not lured him outside. this marks a countdown of bizzare events, each eating away at donnie's sense of what is real and what is fantasy. as he skips on his meds, he begins to experience that he can see potential, and thus through time, and frank the bunnie increasingly is asking more and more of him, from flooding the school to burning a local mans house to the ground. all the while, donnie cannot escape the impending doom of the worlds apparent end. this movie is trippy to say the least. well directed and casted, all the characters play their parts incredibly well, and the overall feel of the movie really gets to you. outstanding film, and without a doubt, frank the bunnie is one of the most complicated side characters ever introduced into a film.
best scene: sitting in the cinema, watching a time portal open up on the big screen.
best quote: why are you wearing that stupid man suit???
4: V For Vendetta.
the not too distant future, and england is under a totalitarian rule under the chancellor addam suttler. the laws are strict, and the punishments severe. the people are afraid of their government. but one night when evey is out past curfew and is assaulted by fingermen, she meets V, a masked vigilante who proceeds to blow up the old baily, before procaliming that one year from then, he will finish guy fawkes work and blow up parliment. in the ensuing year, london falls into chaos and dissaray, inspector finch falls deeper and deeper into conspiracy, and evey falls in love with V. a moving film, with dark truths woven amongst the fabrications of film, action sequences to die for, dialogue to please any intelligent person, and enough sub-plots to keep you literally clinging to the edge of your seat. i have watched this more times than any other film, and it never gets old.
best scene: the final scene. i wont spoil it in case you havnt seen it yet.
best quote: beneath this mask there is more than flesh, there is an idea. And ideas, Mr Creedy, are bulletproof.
3: Pulp Fiction.
Quentin tarantino orchestrates a highly ammusing, increadibly complicated piece of work here. two hitmen hired to reclaim a glowing briefcase. a boxer on the run from a crime lord. a crime lords drug addicted wife out on the town. a loving couple who rob banks for a living. a man who makes problems such as blood-filled cars dissapear. this film has everything you could ever ask for: dialogue, action, violence, profanities, humour, pop culture referances, and a killer soundtrack. i do not know a single person who has seen this movie and disliked it. a classic. a masterpiece. a fucking awsome movie.
best scene: the breakfast scene with big kahuna burgers.
best quote: he threw a nigger outa his four story window for giving his wife a foot massage???
2: Howls moving castle.
what can i say aside from wow? a girl working in a hat shop is transformed into a 90 year old woman by a witch. she runs away from home and runs into the legendary wizard howl, and his moving castle powered by the fire demon calcifer. absolutely beautiful story, and the animation is practically flawless. the voice cast is just plain awsome, the vivid imagery and colours only seem to make the world of howl's moving castle more enchanting. magic, fire demons, war, romance, comedy, flying dogs, i cant begin to describe the ammount of stuff in this film. the only reason it isnt number one on this list is because the ending irritated me, because it only works out good if you have been paying rrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy close attention throughout the whole film to what the background characters are saying. quite simply, i love this film.
best scene: when sophie finally walks through the black door.
best quote: i dont see the point in living if i cant be beautiful...
1: the crow.
anyone who knows me could have seen this coming. the best film of all time. the night before halloween, a young couple, eric draven and shelly webster, are murdered in their flat by a violent street gang of arsenists, rapists and murderers. a year later, erics soul cannot rest, still burning from the injustice done to him and shelly. a crow carries his soul back to the world of the living, and eric rises from his grave as an immortal avenger, and he begins his revenge upon those that had wronged him. sarah, a child whom shelly and draven looked after, has since become friends with a cop who got fired for investigating too deeply into the draven/webster murders, and both begin to believe they are seeing a ghost as draven flits in and out of the shadows of their lives. this is without a doubt one of the best movies ever made. the city setting is so dark and rainy, it makes batmans gothan city look like play school. the soundtrack is frickin' magnificent, with bands from the cure, to nine inch nails, to rage against the machine. the main character of eric draven.... i cannot begin to describe him. he is in one word: amazing. Brandon Lee was born to play eric draven, and i dont think any other actor could have done a better job. how unfortunate that he died 8 days away from the end of filming. the tone and themes the film present are gritty and a painful reminder of what type of society we live in, and the villains are at times creepy, evil, sadistic, sick, and fucked up, and yet at other times funny, loud, rude, motivational, and child-like. the direction is phenomenal, i cannot find a single error anywhere in this film. Rest in peace brandon lee, you will always be remembered.
best scene: were draven is going through photo's of shelly and him, and the photo's send painful memories into his brain. it becomes too much, and he punches the mirror and breaks down crying. this scene always brings a tear to my eye.
best quote: he's already dead. he died a year ago, the moment he touched her. their all dead, they just dont know it yet.
thanks for reading everyone.
Monday, June 29, 2009
merlin and arthur and the legends of old
the show merlin is so riddled with errors its not funny!
dont get me wrong, i find it entertaining to watch on a sunday night as much as the next guy. but seriously, ok i grew up with the legends of king arthur and the knights of the round table when i was really young. like when i was about 9 i went through this massive king arthur phase and i read probably 10 books full of different alterations of the legends. but noooooooooo, merlin just takes all those classic legends, bends them over its knee and sodomises them with excalibur.
i would like to start out by pointing out the most glaringly obvious and one of the most idiotic mistakes ever made in the history of television: MERLIN WAS AN OLD MAN WHEN ARTHUR WAS A YOUNG BOY!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, you cant possibly fuck something that simple up quite as badly as the shows creators did. "hmmmm, it sais here merlin is supposed to be some old guy" "phhh, its hard enough to find no talent child actors, let alone old folks. just make it so that he's a kid or something" "wait, then how does arthur come into the story?" "i dunno, make them both kids or something"
another thing i would like to point out: guinevere is supposed to be a princess or queen who gets with arthur. she is not a maid who has the hots for merlin. mainly because merlin is supposed to be a fossil. also because when arthur and guinevere first meet, arthur is a ruggedly hansome middle aged king type. who could resist??? another flaw, and i gotta admit this one is kinda mean........ guinevere is supposed to be atractive. sorry to all the shows fans, but be honest, she's not that pretty at all. i dunno, maybe thats just me.
arthur never knew his dad. uther pendragon pretty much abandoned him and his mum at birth, mainly because he had just become king and didnt want some stupid brat and nagging wife hanging around cramping his kingly style. also camelot was founded by arthur, not uther, and magic was never banned from the land, or at all. i mean, he's merlin, the mightiest magician ever. you dont fuck with merlin, or he'll zap your ass into a frog or something. you think a few guys with long spears are gonna stop him from casting spells???
excalibur was not just a regular sword forged by guinevere's dad that had a dragon breathe on it. it was far older than merlin or guineveres dad, and dragons had little to do with its forging. and merlin didnt throw it into a lake, it was kept there by the lady of the lake until such a time as one destined to become king of the britons came along to collect it.
lancelot was always a noble. only nobles could become knights, and lancelot was one of the first knights arthur met on his quest to unite briton. and lancelot wasnt a kid when he met arthur, both were middle aged. although i like how they kept guinevere and lancelots feelings for each other wich eventually make a love triangle that arthur is unaware of in the show. kinda redeemed it a little.
the dragon is interesting. i like how the show kept it in, and i like its back story, as well as the voice actor is a legend, particularly because he played adam suttler in V for Vendetta. however, once again the dragons back story was different. first of all, there was not one, but two dragons. a red one and a white one. the red one symbolised the king of that time, the white one his enemies. the dragons eggs were found at the foot of a tower the king (actually more of a tyrant/conquerer figure) was trying to build. the dragons hatched and had this massive battle in the sky, and eventually the white one killed the red dragon. shortly after, the king/tyrant/conquerer was over-run by his enemies and brought down along with his tower. merlin see's all this as a child, and keeps one of the dragons teeth, and shows it to arthur later on in his life.
merlins childhood is actually moderately accurate to what the legends proclaim. he never grew up in a castle, actually a small village, but he did have some old magician dude who helped him out, and other kids feared him for his magical powers. he was also an avid reader and predicted a solar eclipse simply by reading through anals and astrological charts.
ok, i think im all outraged-out for now. maybe il think of some more and add to this later. oh well, il catch you all later.
dont get me wrong, i find it entertaining to watch on a sunday night as much as the next guy. but seriously, ok i grew up with the legends of king arthur and the knights of the round table when i was really young. like when i was about 9 i went through this massive king arthur phase and i read probably 10 books full of different alterations of the legends. but noooooooooo, merlin just takes all those classic legends, bends them over its knee and sodomises them with excalibur.
i would like to start out by pointing out the most glaringly obvious and one of the most idiotic mistakes ever made in the history of television: MERLIN WAS AN OLD MAN WHEN ARTHUR WAS A YOUNG BOY!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, you cant possibly fuck something that simple up quite as badly as the shows creators did. "hmmmm, it sais here merlin is supposed to be some old guy" "phhh, its hard enough to find no talent child actors, let alone old folks. just make it so that he's a kid or something" "wait, then how does arthur come into the story?" "i dunno, make them both kids or something"
another thing i would like to point out: guinevere is supposed to be a princess or queen who gets with arthur. she is not a maid who has the hots for merlin. mainly because merlin is supposed to be a fossil. also because when arthur and guinevere first meet, arthur is a ruggedly hansome middle aged king type. who could resist??? another flaw, and i gotta admit this one is kinda mean........ guinevere is supposed to be atractive. sorry to all the shows fans, but be honest, she's not that pretty at all. i dunno, maybe thats just me.
arthur never knew his dad. uther pendragon pretty much abandoned him and his mum at birth, mainly because he had just become king and didnt want some stupid brat and nagging wife hanging around cramping his kingly style. also camelot was founded by arthur, not uther, and magic was never banned from the land, or at all. i mean, he's merlin, the mightiest magician ever. you dont fuck with merlin, or he'll zap your ass into a frog or something. you think a few guys with long spears are gonna stop him from casting spells???
excalibur was not just a regular sword forged by guinevere's dad that had a dragon breathe on it. it was far older than merlin or guineveres dad, and dragons had little to do with its forging. and merlin didnt throw it into a lake, it was kept there by the lady of the lake until such a time as one destined to become king of the britons came along to collect it.
lancelot was always a noble. only nobles could become knights, and lancelot was one of the first knights arthur met on his quest to unite briton. and lancelot wasnt a kid when he met arthur, both were middle aged. although i like how they kept guinevere and lancelots feelings for each other wich eventually make a love triangle that arthur is unaware of in the show. kinda redeemed it a little.
the dragon is interesting. i like how the show kept it in, and i like its back story, as well as the voice actor is a legend, particularly because he played adam suttler in V for Vendetta. however, once again the dragons back story was different. first of all, there was not one, but two dragons. a red one and a white one. the red one symbolised the king of that time, the white one his enemies. the dragons eggs were found at the foot of a tower the king (actually more of a tyrant/conquerer figure) was trying to build. the dragons hatched and had this massive battle in the sky, and eventually the white one killed the red dragon. shortly after, the king/tyrant/conquerer was over-run by his enemies and brought down along with his tower. merlin see's all this as a child, and keeps one of the dragons teeth, and shows it to arthur later on in his life.
merlins childhood is actually moderately accurate to what the legends proclaim. he never grew up in a castle, actually a small village, but he did have some old magician dude who helped him out, and other kids feared him for his magical powers. he was also an avid reader and predicted a solar eclipse simply by reading through anals and astrological charts.
ok, i think im all outraged-out for now. maybe il think of some more and add to this later. oh well, il catch you all later.
The things you say that no one is meant to hear...
but they do. I do it all the time. I say stupid things (or do stupid things) that no one is really meant to hear BUT THEY ALWAYS DO!
Like one time I was talking to a friend and we were in a dorm with other people and out of all the conversation all these other people hear is me saying "I need to fart" and THEY COMPLETELY MISSED THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION!
I forgot why I was ranting about this.
So anyhow.
erm... I just felt obliged to post something because I has neglected my position as contributor to the blog :)
OHHHH we totally need badges for the members of the blog! woot! I love badges :) Especially my Media Captain one :D hehe go me xD
Anywho... dammit I forgot my thought again.
Oh right. Currently 26 on the most seconds. Kicking bilby's ass :P (in a friendly way). I need a badge for that too.
I have badges on my wardrobe. My work one, my National Film and Sound Archives one, my Jay Jays Hands On! one, my Family Guy "There's an evil monkey in my closet!" one, a Notre Dame uni one, and my Hugs Not Drugs one. That about sums up my life in badges :) Only not the Notre Dame one. I don't want to go there. I do want to go to uni though.
I love badges. I need more random ones. I should put them on my school tie. It's my multi-purpose utility tie-belt. It has badges, paperclips, bobby pins, all sorts of things on it. Although I'm wearing a scarf now too, so you can't see them :(
speaking of which, I'm still in my uniform :S
ciao for now then :)
Like one time I was talking to a friend and we were in a dorm with other people and out of all the conversation all these other people hear is me saying "I need to fart" and THEY COMPLETELY MISSED THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION!
I forgot why I was ranting about this.
So anyhow.
erm... I just felt obliged to post something because I has neglected my position as contributor to the blog :)
OHHHH we totally need badges for the members of the blog! woot! I love badges :) Especially my Media Captain one :D hehe go me xD
Anywho... dammit I forgot my thought again.
Oh right. Currently 26 on the most seconds. Kicking bilby's ass :P (in a friendly way). I need a badge for that too.
I have badges on my wardrobe. My work one, my National Film and Sound Archives one, my Jay Jays Hands On! one, my Family Guy "There's an evil monkey in my closet!" one, a Notre Dame uni one, and my Hugs Not Drugs one. That about sums up my life in badges :) Only not the Notre Dame one. I don't want to go there. I do want to go to uni though.
I love badges. I need more random ones. I should put them on my school tie. It's my multi-purpose utility tie-belt. It has badges, paperclips, bobby pins, all sorts of things on it. Although I'm wearing a scarf now too, so you can't see them :(
speaking of which, I'm still in my uniform :S
ciao for now then :)
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Where we eat our young. AND READ MY MEANING OF LIFE BLOG PLEASE
this song best describes america. although the lyrics repeat themselves (because its more of an anthem) it's really brilliant and i feel that it's probably made some of the truest statements in todays music industry on the world (ie. the world centres around america according to humans. through media, music, modern culture, ect)
well here it is.
We're From America by Marilyn Manson
We're from america,
we're from america,
where we eat our young
We're from america,
we're from america,
it's where jesus was born
We're from america,
we're from america,
where they let you cum on there faces
We're from america,
we're from america,
we speak american
We don't believe in credibility,
because we know that were fucking incredible (x2)
I want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero,
Want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero
God is an excuse (x7)
So sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america
We don't like to kill our unborn,
we need them to grow up and fight our wars (x2)
We believe in everything we say,
we say it because we believe it (x2)
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
were from america,
we turn literature into litter
We're from america,
were from america,
we believe in being a quitter
I'm in recovery (x3)
We're from america,
we're from america,
from america, so sing it with me,
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We eat our young (x12)
read and comment my other blogs also peoples ^-^
i've been fairly active on here recently :D
well here it is.
We're From America by Marilyn Manson
We're from america,
we're from america,
where we eat our young
We're from america,
we're from america,
it's where jesus was born
We're from america,
we're from america,
where they let you cum on there faces
We're from america,
we're from america,
we speak american
We don't believe in credibility,
because we know that were fucking incredible (x2)
I want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero,
Want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero
God is an excuse (x7)
So sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america
We don't like to kill our unborn,
we need them to grow up and fight our wars (x2)
We believe in everything we say,
we say it because we believe it (x2)
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
you can sing it with me,
We're from america,
were from america,
we turn literature into litter
We're from america,
were from america,
we believe in being a quitter
I'm in recovery (x3)
We're from america,
we're from america,
from america, so sing it with me,
We're from america,
we're from america,
we're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We're from america,
you can sing it with me (x2)
We eat our young (x12)
read and comment my other blogs also peoples ^-^
i've been fairly active on here recently :D
Friday, June 26, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAH this is what i sent some guy trying to chat up my girl on myspace.
he kept sending stuff like "ooh nice dp" and "hey i miss talking to you heaps gorjuzz"
so i sent him this, trying to be every bit as melodramatic as he is in his comments
btw he lives in california, so keep that in mind to the referrences of internet and long distances
here it is :)
"i miss you. gorjuzz. oh my romeo, from over the other side of the world, but so close through the internet. i express my soulful passion of my missing you. despite the fact may have a partner, i shall not respect him and i shall continue missing you, the person i have never met in my life and probably never will meet.
ooh how i dream of your myspace profile at night, making me toss and turn and clutch my pillow in excitement.
you say me to respect you and your partner, but i will just keep coming back.
because this is the truth of romance, and it finds its way in the most unlikely of ways, such as my high speed broadband internet connection.
"and woman, i will try to express
my eager feeling and my thankfulness
for showing me the meaning of success
oooooohoooohoooo wow wow do do do do dooo
and woman i hope you understand
the little child inside the man"
i write that to you as my confession for how much i miss you.
actually no. that was written by john lennon.
in all seriousness, respect what my girlfriend has to say. i bet you didn't like me chatting you up.
so be a darl and at least exchange in normal conversation with my girl thanks."
what do you think? :)
he kept sending stuff like "ooh nice dp" and "hey i miss talking to you heaps gorjuzz"
so i sent him this, trying to be every bit as melodramatic as he is in his comments
btw he lives in california, so keep that in mind to the referrences of internet and long distances
here it is :)
"i miss you. gorjuzz. oh my romeo, from over the other side of the world, but so close through the internet. i express my soulful passion of my missing you. despite the fact may have a partner, i shall not respect him and i shall continue missing you, the person i have never met in my life and probably never will meet.
ooh how i dream of your myspace profile at night, making me toss and turn and clutch my pillow in excitement.
you say me to respect you and your partner, but i will just keep coming back.
because this is the truth of romance, and it finds its way in the most unlikely of ways, such as my high speed broadband internet connection.
"and woman, i will try to express
my eager feeling and my thankfulness
for showing me the meaning of success
oooooohoooohoooo wow wow do do do do dooo
and woman i hope you understand
the little child inside the man"
i write that to you as my confession for how much i miss you.
actually no. that was written by john lennon.
in all seriousness, respect what my girlfriend has to say. i bet you didn't like me chatting you up.
so be a darl and at least exchange in normal conversation with my girl thanks."
what do you think? :)
A-Z Thing
She made me do it with her mind powers.
A - Age: 710
B - Bed size: King. Single. I think... big enough for me plus a half a person (so basically perfect)
C - Chore you hate: Watering the plants. I guess I don't need to do that right now because the clouds are so grey I have to turn the lights on to read.
D - Dog's name: It's called Non-existant
E - Essential start your day item: Sandwich. Sandwiches are items right?
F - Favorite color: Green. That or red... red like the blood of an innocent child.
G - Gold or Silver: Gold! (give it to me)
H - Height: 5'11"
I - Instruments you play(ed): Guitar/Piano (and at one point in time, the recorder. I did it quite well!)
J - Job title: Currently unemployed... again...
K - Kid(s): I shall not even consider the possibility of allowing such atrocities to live until I am at least 30.
L – Lick or bite: What is this about exactly? Because I'm going with lick for... ambiguous purposes.
M - Mom's name: Jenny.
N - Nicknames: Redfro, Bilby
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Nope
P - Pet Peeve: People doing things that are beyond reason or sense to such extremes that it is borderline proof of insanity that deny obvious physical evidence and simple logic. Acting weird is one thing, being insane is different.
Q - Quote from a movie: I don't have one but recently I've been saying "We're dead! We're ALL dead!" from Terminator Salvation.
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: 2 Older sisters and 1 younger brother.
T - Time you wake up: 7:25am
U- Underwear: No... involves too much effort...
V - Vegetable you dislike: Cooked carrots make me vomit.
W - Ways you drink your coffee: I drink it through the act of not drinking it...
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth only. Yeah, I don't get interesting things like X-rays.
Y - Yummy food you make: SANDWICHES!!!
Z - Zoo favorite : Meerkats and otters :D
Feel free to do this... I would if I were you... I AM your lord and master after all...
A - Age: 710
B - Bed size: King. Single. I think... big enough for me plus a half a person (so basically perfect)
C - Chore you hate: Watering the plants. I guess I don't need to do that right now because the clouds are so grey I have to turn the lights on to read.
D - Dog's name: It's called Non-existant
E - Essential start your day item: Sandwich. Sandwiches are items right?
F - Favorite color: Green. That or red... red like the blood of an innocent child.
G - Gold or Silver: Gold! (give it to me)
H - Height: 5'11"
I - Instruments you play(ed): Guitar/Piano (and at one point in time, the recorder. I did it quite well!)
J - Job title: Currently unemployed... again...
K - Kid(s): I shall not even consider the possibility of allowing such atrocities to live until I am at least 30.
L – Lick or bite: What is this about exactly? Because I'm going with lick for... ambiguous purposes.
M - Mom's name: Jenny.
N - Nicknames: Redfro, Bilby
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Nope
P - Pet Peeve: People doing things that are beyond reason or sense to such extremes that it is borderline proof of insanity that deny obvious physical evidence and simple logic. Acting weird is one thing, being insane is different.
Q - Quote from a movie: I don't have one but recently I've been saying "We're dead! We're ALL dead!" from Terminator Salvation.
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: 2 Older sisters and 1 younger brother.
T - Time you wake up: 7:25am
U- Underwear: No... involves too much effort...
V - Vegetable you dislike: Cooked carrots make me vomit.
W - Ways you drink your coffee: I drink it through the act of not drinking it...
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth only. Yeah, I don't get interesting things like X-rays.
Y - Yummy food you make: SANDWICHES!!!
Z - Zoo favorite : Meerkats and otters :D
Feel free to do this... I would if I were you... I AM your lord and master after all...
woes of a 21st C human being with no internet connection
the title above speaks for itself, and this probably relates to the general teen population (although i doubt some of them know it).
It has been 2 weeks since not having the internet at home and i have resolved to coming to the library to type this. damn restrictions *eyes narrow*.
2 weeks in the hole and more to come.
can you survive without the internet? i'm sure you can, but the utter boredom of not knowing whats going on out there is a little too much. OMG NO MSN. lol
If it were the olden days i'm sure we would all start knitting and making food to eat. cannibal! ftw?! meh.
on other blah notes: RIP @ Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett
another note: apparently Jeff Goldblum has not passed and his death is a hoax. ....if you dunno who he is....then look him up.
.........HOLIDAYS SOON...........
O.O
It has been 2 weeks since not having the internet at home and i have resolved to coming to the library to type this. damn restrictions *eyes narrow*.
2 weeks in the hole and more to come.
can you survive without the internet? i'm sure you can, but the utter boredom of not knowing whats going on out there is a little too much. OMG NO MSN. lol
If it were the olden days i'm sure we would all start knitting and making food to eat. cannibal! ftw?! meh.
on other blah notes: RIP @ Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett
another note: apparently Jeff Goldblum has not passed and his death is a hoax. ....if you dunno who he is....then look him up.
.........HOLIDAYS SOON...........
O.O
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
a response to a certain person
im confused. someone i have met once suddenly seems to hate me. and for once i havnt done anything wrong. like nothing whatsoever. if anything i actually helped out. yet the person i have met once now totaly hates me.
dont get me wrong here: i bet most of u are thinking, if u met them once, y do u care if they hate you??? the answer is: i dont really care. not too much to be honest. a little that someone hates me, but nothing majour.
i guess the main thing thats making me all grrr is that the person feels the need to blog about it. to tell everyone who's listening that i practically helped ruin their life. no joke, that annoys me so much. like i did nothing at all to them whatsoever, and their acting like everything crappy thats happening to them is all my fault.
here is a direct quote from said blog post: "you give everything yet its not enough. your too angry too stubborn too impulsive. too unlike him in his perfect ways. his perfect act. his perfect jokes" WHAT THE FUCK, I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG! and now im the evil one.
you want to know why this person is so mad and angry and bitchy??? because the persons best friend has changed. but not for the worse. no, they have changed into a better person. everybody else can see that they are a nicer, better, more fun person to be around. the persons best friend has confessed that they used to be a complete and utter tool and bitch before they changed. the persons friend is also for the very first time in a while happy and not miserable.
but the person doesnt want that. the person wants the best friend to be how they used to be: mean and evil. the person had a falling out with one of their other friends for some stupid pathetic reason that is totaly irrelevant, and expects their best friend to support them in their meaningless crusade. when the best friend turns around and sais no, the person you want to kill is also my friend, im not following you, the person chucks a massive sad and acts like a fool in front of everybody.
i have to admit though, for a while i was kinda on the sidelines through all this. like i would listen to the story unfold, make judgments and such, yet i still was just like, this is silly, i hope both party's go back to being friends again, no one is right or wrong. but now that im apparently the main cause of the persons life being ruined, so now im going to come out and just say it: you were wrong. your friend was right. your being a bitch about this. and i dont know why.
you didnt have to drag either me or your friend into your own little depressed my-life-sucks mentallity and thoughts. you didnt have to say the things u did. im glad iv only met u once. any more and im scared il start becoming like you. im glad your friend has changed for the better. im happy that everyone else is seeing how awsome the knew her is. im upset that you cant see that, and im sad that you blame everything on other people.
dont get me wrong here: i bet most of u are thinking, if u met them once, y do u care if they hate you??? the answer is: i dont really care. not too much to be honest. a little that someone hates me, but nothing majour.
i guess the main thing thats making me all grrr is that the person feels the need to blog about it. to tell everyone who's listening that i practically helped ruin their life. no joke, that annoys me so much. like i did nothing at all to them whatsoever, and their acting like everything crappy thats happening to them is all my fault.
here is a direct quote from said blog post: "you give everything yet its not enough. your too angry too stubborn too impulsive. too unlike him in his perfect ways. his perfect act. his perfect jokes" WHAT THE FUCK, I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG! and now im the evil one.
you want to know why this person is so mad and angry and bitchy??? because the persons best friend has changed. but not for the worse. no, they have changed into a better person. everybody else can see that they are a nicer, better, more fun person to be around. the persons best friend has confessed that they used to be a complete and utter tool and bitch before they changed. the persons friend is also for the very first time in a while happy and not miserable.
but the person doesnt want that. the person wants the best friend to be how they used to be: mean and evil. the person had a falling out with one of their other friends for some stupid pathetic reason that is totaly irrelevant, and expects their best friend to support them in their meaningless crusade. when the best friend turns around and sais no, the person you want to kill is also my friend, im not following you, the person chucks a massive sad and acts like a fool in front of everybody.
i have to admit though, for a while i was kinda on the sidelines through all this. like i would listen to the story unfold, make judgments and such, yet i still was just like, this is silly, i hope both party's go back to being friends again, no one is right or wrong. but now that im apparently the main cause of the persons life being ruined, so now im going to come out and just say it: you were wrong. your friend was right. your being a bitch about this. and i dont know why.
you didnt have to drag either me or your friend into your own little depressed my-life-sucks mentallity and thoughts. you didnt have to say the things u did. im glad iv only met u once. any more and im scared il start becoming like you. im glad your friend has changed for the better. im happy that everyone else is seeing how awsome the knew her is. im upset that you cant see that, and im sad that you blame everything on other people.
The Meaning Of Life
The Meaning Of Life...
Expecting something amusing? people will forever and ever satire and take lightly this subject.
What is it all about?
Who said it's about anything...
What is the meaning of all?
who said there is a meaning.
You must first look at the human species. What are we surrounded by?
what we are surrounded by in every singly form and shape that isn't organic is human manufactured.
What do you think about?
relationships probably, what's on tv, myspace, facebook, twitter, youtube, xbox, playstation wii, school, parents, people, ect.
all of which are of human manufacturing. human behavioural conventions, developed to this point we are in our evolving society and overall living.
human entertainment like television, computers, movies and anything itnernet related.
EVERYTHING we are surrounded by is of human manufacturing. Even what was once organic is now being genetically modified to suit our comforts better.
How can we find the meaning of existence when everything we are, and everything we live, everything we touch, everything we rely on, is false.
nothing to DO with natures design.
We think about the meaning of life, we deny the soul fact that it isn't easy and we create bullshit religions to get the answer for us.
You think that we understand how things work. ALL WE DO IS OBSERVE AND NAME THINGS.
nothing has a name! the concept of understanding something comes from our behavioural curiosity. we don't know anything! we just name and see what it does. sure we test, we poke, we prod. but what for?
we can work out an ecosystem, but does it actually mean anything that it exists? if it wasnt there then it would just be something else, nothing. which in all of space, a little extra space doesn't really matter.
We think we are smart, when we are more fucking stupid than any other animal. we are just completely unique in the sense of what we do and what we've done.
animals are by far a lot mroe smarter. they don't ponder. they eat, sleep, shit, breed, die and the cycle continues on. WHAT A LIFE!
it's all just what we want to do, all of what we need.
We don't just have the self obsessed ignorance to think where smart, we think some are smarter than others.
it doesn't mean shit! all it means is you have more useless meaningless shit in your head!
all this knowledge just comes into our society and into our selves as a generalisation of why things are and what they do. DESPITE THE FACT WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY ITS LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. which shows us how faulted we are as a race, we may aswell all be fundamentalist christians or scientologists, but then again a lot of us are, which si the funny thing xD
But we take it all as natural, we all grew up with it, so we therefore accept it.
but not just that we make generalisations of generalisations.
what we have surrounded ourselves with is even still too complicated for us to comprehend some of the time, so we generalise that.
therefore people grow up wth stereotypes (the generalisations of generalisations, amongst other things in other forms, many different topics, same thing: G of a G)
and with our human nature, personalities and everything thats inspired by what meaninglessness is around us, we make more stereotypes that stuff has to come under good and bad.
because morality isnt anything, it can benefit and doom a person, but its nothign but another observation of ourselves.
we don't like it when we get stabbed. so that's therefore a BAD thing.
we like it when someone gives us a hug and tells us where doing good. therefore its a GOOD thing.
moralities just another excuse for us to be glorified in our human selfishness, as selfless as someone may be, there doing it for there personal self, so it comes back to them. it just means instead of morality there are many forms of selfishness. although people do things good, but still get treated badly and get nothing in return, theyre still doing it for there self satisfaction, and to make more people like them, which isn't a bad thing, but i'll explain that all alter, i don't mean to sound spiteful here.
but because we have these stereotypes of good and bad, we expect social behaviour to be of a certain way. and when something bad happens to us, we demand revenge, and we demand karma. but the unfortunate thing is... a lot of the time no one gets there commupance. afterall everyhting is just the generalization of generalizations.
people can go all there life with a shit partner who uses and abuses them, and they can die with that partner, and he can die before any real justice is done back. someone can be murdered or raped, and the murder/rapist may never get caught, or a decent man could be falsy accused. yeah, sometimes people get there payback but if it were karma then they'd be a hell of a lot more people deserving shitloads of bad things.
but then since morality is something that is in your self, you can only judge a person by what you see of them.
they may be your best friend, but they may be the biggest arsehole alive (the bad kind of selfishness).
you may hate a person for something, but they could actually be very kind and sensitive (the good kind of selfishness).
but then the human mind is very faulted. so more than likely in the world there may be good people doing bad things to good people.
you may also find people you believe were saints, that were actually very bad people inside (for all you know gandhi could have been a serial rapist)
So, you can't presume everyone deserving has to suffer when something bad is done by you, you can't expect someone to be perfect. and always double check your own percpective of people, you may find that people seem to you only how you want to see them, not for who they really are.
we all have a good and bad side obviously, but they cant necessarily be called sides, because we are one thing, and as one thing we are one person. you can't separate the good from bad because they are essentially one, they are you. because as i have mentioned morality is just a self satisfying/destroying strategy (probably a better phrase than selfish).
So, as i have expressed, the meaning of life is fiction. Because we don't live in the reality of how stuff naturally is, we can't distinguish what we fail to live in or understand. we ourselves can determine our own existence, because we are essentially our own makers. we as humans are the gods of our race, the creators or our life and living, and there is nothing that can guide that. Many say it is religion and god that has made us. this is partially true in the fact that our society is built around our shortcut botched answers to life. There may be no god, but the offstem of religion from that has helped influence our artifical creations or art (through rebelions and dedication), politics (all based on fundamentalist christian values and morals), (although developed through our self satisfying strategim) and morals (but afterall the bible was written by humans, as in explanation). as faulted and imperfect as all of these things are, these are the results of a god created by people, who in themselves is essentially the god of there own race, which si everyone of us. because afterall We can only inspire future generations.
The meaning of human life is what we make it, and that meaning can be how we end ourselves. because if we as a race are eternal than our meaning in life is to be eternal. If we are to all die from exhuastion after making a gigantuan statue of the thing that should not be, then our meaning in life is that.
Some people may be dissapinted with my comments taking us away from what is natural, but we have already made ourselves and continue to defy natural breeding. People whow ould have died out in the wild, or infertile people are having babies through sciences, so our natural boundaries are broken (i don't mean to say any of that in an extremist fashion). because of those natural boundaries that are broken, we have broke free of purposelessness and now have decisions we couldnt do before. I should have died from my appendix blowing up inside me, infecting me and killing me. i should be dead by natural standards. therefore i assume my purpose in something artificial, and thats to be the best ass fucking director theres ever been.
but if any of you want to know what i feel the meaning of life is? the answer i believe it to be is: "pathetic greedy small talk and persuasions"
think about it ;)
Cobby OUT!
Expecting something amusing? people will forever and ever satire and take lightly this subject.
What is it all about?
Who said it's about anything...
What is the meaning of all?
who said there is a meaning.
You must first look at the human species. What are we surrounded by?
what we are surrounded by in every singly form and shape that isn't organic is human manufactured.
What do you think about?
relationships probably, what's on tv, myspace, facebook, twitter, youtube, xbox, playstation wii, school, parents, people, ect.
all of which are of human manufacturing. human behavioural conventions, developed to this point we are in our evolving society and overall living.
human entertainment like television, computers, movies and anything itnernet related.
EVERYTHING we are surrounded by is of human manufacturing. Even what was once organic is now being genetically modified to suit our comforts better.
How can we find the meaning of existence when everything we are, and everything we live, everything we touch, everything we rely on, is false.
nothing to DO with natures design.
We think about the meaning of life, we deny the soul fact that it isn't easy and we create bullshit religions to get the answer for us.
You think that we understand how things work. ALL WE DO IS OBSERVE AND NAME THINGS.
nothing has a name! the concept of understanding something comes from our behavioural curiosity. we don't know anything! we just name and see what it does. sure we test, we poke, we prod. but what for?
we can work out an ecosystem, but does it actually mean anything that it exists? if it wasnt there then it would just be something else, nothing. which in all of space, a little extra space doesn't really matter.
We think we are smart, when we are more fucking stupid than any other animal. we are just completely unique in the sense of what we do and what we've done.
animals are by far a lot mroe smarter. they don't ponder. they eat, sleep, shit, breed, die and the cycle continues on. WHAT A LIFE!
it's all just what we want to do, all of what we need.
We don't just have the self obsessed ignorance to think where smart, we think some are smarter than others.
it doesn't mean shit! all it means is you have more useless meaningless shit in your head!
all this knowledge just comes into our society and into our selves as a generalisation of why things are and what they do. DESPITE THE FACT WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY ITS LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. which shows us how faulted we are as a race, we may aswell all be fundamentalist christians or scientologists, but then again a lot of us are, which si the funny thing xD
But we take it all as natural, we all grew up with it, so we therefore accept it.
but not just that we make generalisations of generalisations.
what we have surrounded ourselves with is even still too complicated for us to comprehend some of the time, so we generalise that.
therefore people grow up wth stereotypes (the generalisations of generalisations, amongst other things in other forms, many different topics, same thing: G of a G)
and with our human nature, personalities and everything thats inspired by what meaninglessness is around us, we make more stereotypes that stuff has to come under good and bad.
because morality isnt anything, it can benefit and doom a person, but its nothign but another observation of ourselves.
we don't like it when we get stabbed. so that's therefore a BAD thing.
we like it when someone gives us a hug and tells us where doing good. therefore its a GOOD thing.
moralities just another excuse for us to be glorified in our human selfishness, as selfless as someone may be, there doing it for there personal self, so it comes back to them. it just means instead of morality there are many forms of selfishness. although people do things good, but still get treated badly and get nothing in return, theyre still doing it for there self satisfaction, and to make more people like them, which isn't a bad thing, but i'll explain that all alter, i don't mean to sound spiteful here.
but because we have these stereotypes of good and bad, we expect social behaviour to be of a certain way. and when something bad happens to us, we demand revenge, and we demand karma. but the unfortunate thing is... a lot of the time no one gets there commupance. afterall everyhting is just the generalization of generalizations.
people can go all there life with a shit partner who uses and abuses them, and they can die with that partner, and he can die before any real justice is done back. someone can be murdered or raped, and the murder/rapist may never get caught, or a decent man could be falsy accused. yeah, sometimes people get there payback but if it were karma then they'd be a hell of a lot more people deserving shitloads of bad things.
but then since morality is something that is in your self, you can only judge a person by what you see of them.
they may be your best friend, but they may be the biggest arsehole alive (the bad kind of selfishness).
you may hate a person for something, but they could actually be very kind and sensitive (the good kind of selfishness).
but then the human mind is very faulted. so more than likely in the world there may be good people doing bad things to good people.
you may also find people you believe were saints, that were actually very bad people inside (for all you know gandhi could have been a serial rapist)
So, you can't presume everyone deserving has to suffer when something bad is done by you, you can't expect someone to be perfect. and always double check your own percpective of people, you may find that people seem to you only how you want to see them, not for who they really are.
we all have a good and bad side obviously, but they cant necessarily be called sides, because we are one thing, and as one thing we are one person. you can't separate the good from bad because they are essentially one, they are you. because as i have mentioned morality is just a self satisfying/destroying strategy (probably a better phrase than selfish).
So, as i have expressed, the meaning of life is fiction. Because we don't live in the reality of how stuff naturally is, we can't distinguish what we fail to live in or understand. we ourselves can determine our own existence, because we are essentially our own makers. we as humans are the gods of our race, the creators or our life and living, and there is nothing that can guide that. Many say it is religion and god that has made us. this is partially true in the fact that our society is built around our shortcut botched answers to life. There may be no god, but the offstem of religion from that has helped influence our artifical creations or art (through rebelions and dedication), politics (all based on fundamentalist christian values and morals), (although developed through our self satisfying strategim) and morals (but afterall the bible was written by humans, as in explanation). as faulted and imperfect as all of these things are, these are the results of a god created by people, who in themselves is essentially the god of there own race, which si everyone of us. because afterall We can only inspire future generations.
The meaning of human life is what we make it, and that meaning can be how we end ourselves. because if we as a race are eternal than our meaning in life is to be eternal. If we are to all die from exhuastion after making a gigantuan statue of the thing that should not be, then our meaning in life is that.
Some people may be dissapinted with my comments taking us away from what is natural, but we have already made ourselves and continue to defy natural breeding. People whow ould have died out in the wild, or infertile people are having babies through sciences, so our natural boundaries are broken (i don't mean to say any of that in an extremist fashion). because of those natural boundaries that are broken, we have broke free of purposelessness and now have decisions we couldnt do before. I should have died from my appendix blowing up inside me, infecting me and killing me. i should be dead by natural standards. therefore i assume my purpose in something artificial, and thats to be the best ass fucking director theres ever been.
but if any of you want to know what i feel the meaning of life is? the answer i believe it to be is: "pathetic greedy small talk and persuasions"
think about it ;)
Cobby OUT!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Bout TIME!!!
Haha yes, i have finally been able to log on. THANKYOU BLOGGER FOR THE EASY ACCESS (that's what he said...to her....me being "he"...your mum being "her"). MUCH APPRCIATED!
oh well, im back, and i'll be able to remember my password which is snook-HAH NOT TELLIN!
Anyway, i decided to ramble about nothing at all. and not about cornflakes as the blogger site is called. has anyone here rambled about cornflakes? why cornflakes if anything? is it actually funny? witty even? the name of this site? or is there some inside joke i'm missing?
probably, knowing Bilby. oh but bless his heart he is very talented at transcribing his storys to the screen. he can actually get people to act normal. asfor i can film quite well, just something gets lost in the translation somewhere :\. well thats how it seems to me sometimes anyway.
oh and i see no ones updated the poll? someone put in a new FUCKING POLL!!! all i see is it on there.
OH YES i'm well aware i'm being a nasty bitch but afterall it's a site for ramblings, but not from a cornflake (ohh now i get it, weee are the cornflakes. and just exactly what the fuck does that mean!?!), as i was saying. not the ramblings of a cornflake, but by some pissed off porti reacan. '
i can be nasty sometimes, i'm entitled to it. heres an example!
THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE'S MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY VAGINA, BUT A VAGINA I WOULDNT WANT TO PUT LORD SLUG INTO.
hahaa yes a reference to my other blog. i was surprised people foudn it funny, or theyw ere just being so sincere i'm not sure. but thankyou.
but i won't make lord slug a running joke. i'm already bored off it. i re watched the movie lord slug and was somewhat dissapointed.
someone buy me the freiza saga of dragonball z, or the saiyan saga for christmas :D
the movies are kinda average, especially without all that nu metal shit as the soundtrack. yeah i brought the japanese versions with there music (dated to 1989 or whenever when the movies first came out there) thats the corny astroboy, speed racer sounding shit. but it had the english dubs, no wonder it was so cheap :(. didnt get to see any super saiyans either. so it was basically really disspointing. fights werent that great :(
oh well enough on that.
hahaha! everyone look at bilby's comments on youtube!
one calls him ugly, and is helll ripping into him!
but you know whats funny?
HE'S CALLING BILBY UGLY! AND THE DISPLAY PICTURES NOT EVEN BILBIES FACE XD
IT'S "(LOOKA T IT TO FIND OUT, NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION NAMES)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND ALSO HE THINKS HE'S 21!!!
HE WOULDA JSUT PUT THAT SO HE COULD VIEW THE RUDER VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, LIKE EVERYONE DOES
THIS GUYS TOTALLY GOT HIS FACTS WRONG, AND HE'S RIPPING INTO BILBY SAYING HOW WITH A DISGUSTING FACE LIKE THAT AND BEING 21 HE'S PROBABLY NEVER BEEN LAYED XD
haha i feel sorry for (censored) though, would probably shatter his self esteem and self confidence if he saw it :(
oh yeah i was kinda getting sick of the caps.
sorry for the eye sore :(
now for a lymeric
there once was a man with a big dick
who wanted to have sex with a chick
he pulled down her fly
her dick flopped in his eye
this chick was a dude called nick xD
funny right!?!
oh well, im back, and i'll be able to remember my password which is snook-HAH NOT TELLIN!
Anyway, i decided to ramble about nothing at all. and not about cornflakes as the blogger site is called. has anyone here rambled about cornflakes? why cornflakes if anything? is it actually funny? witty even? the name of this site? or is there some inside joke i'm missing?
probably, knowing Bilby. oh but bless his heart he is very talented at transcribing his storys to the screen. he can actually get people to act normal. asfor i can film quite well, just something gets lost in the translation somewhere :\. well thats how it seems to me sometimes anyway.
oh and i see no ones updated the poll? someone put in a new FUCKING POLL!!! all i see is it on there.
OH YES i'm well aware i'm being a nasty bitch but afterall it's a site for ramblings, but not from a cornflake (ohh now i get it, weee are the cornflakes. and just exactly what the fuck does that mean!?!), as i was saying. not the ramblings of a cornflake, but by some pissed off porti reacan. '
i can be nasty sometimes, i'm entitled to it. heres an example!
THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE'S MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY VAGINA, BUT A VAGINA I WOULDNT WANT TO PUT LORD SLUG INTO.
hahaa yes a reference to my other blog. i was surprised people foudn it funny, or theyw ere just being so sincere i'm not sure. but thankyou.
but i won't make lord slug a running joke. i'm already bored off it. i re watched the movie lord slug and was somewhat dissapointed.
someone buy me the freiza saga of dragonball z, or the saiyan saga for christmas :D
the movies are kinda average, especially without all that nu metal shit as the soundtrack. yeah i brought the japanese versions with there music (dated to 1989 or whenever when the movies first came out there) thats the corny astroboy, speed racer sounding shit. but it had the english dubs, no wonder it was so cheap :(. didnt get to see any super saiyans either. so it was basically really disspointing. fights werent that great :(
oh well enough on that.
hahaha! everyone look at bilby's comments on youtube!
one calls him ugly, and is helll ripping into him!
but you know whats funny?
HE'S CALLING BILBY UGLY! AND THE DISPLAY PICTURES NOT EVEN BILBIES FACE XD
IT'S "(LOOKA T IT TO FIND OUT, NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION NAMES)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND ALSO HE THINKS HE'S 21!!!
HE WOULDA JSUT PUT THAT SO HE COULD VIEW THE RUDER VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, LIKE EVERYONE DOES
THIS GUYS TOTALLY GOT HIS FACTS WRONG, AND HE'S RIPPING INTO BILBY SAYING HOW WITH A DISGUSTING FACE LIKE THAT AND BEING 21 HE'S PROBABLY NEVER BEEN LAYED XD
haha i feel sorry for (censored) though, would probably shatter his self esteem and self confidence if he saw it :(
oh yeah i was kinda getting sick of the caps.
sorry for the eye sore :(
now for a lymeric
there once was a man with a big dick
who wanted to have sex with a chick
he pulled down her fly
her dick flopped in his eye
this chick was a dude called nick xD
funny right!?!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
an average weekend in the life of me
well this has been a rather eventful weekend so far. to be honest iv spent a most of it playing pokemon platinum...... yea im a loser, i dont care.
friday night. didnt really do a hell of a lot. surfed the net mainly. i discovered a cool game were u can create a virus and wipe out the population of the world :) its good fun. i really hate madagascar though. 3 times i managed to kill every single country in the world except for fucking madagascar! then i drew lots more pictures. and stuck them on my wall. i now have 109, including the ones on my door.
saturday morning: awoken by what i thought was my phone going off. turned out it was and i missed a phone call :P oh well, it wasnt anything important. spent most of the morning scraping the foundations of my room for some spare change. i ended up with nearly 7 whole dollars :P went up to whitfords and met rayne there. walked around for like ages. she bought a new dress. i wanted her to wear it, but it was too short to be seen in public aparently. ate macca's. and they had a poster of eric draven in framers mill. AND I COULDNT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!! waaaa. i feel like crying now....
saturday afternoon: rayne came back to my place. we watched the crow, the start of evil dead 2, and we started watching V for vendetta. oh, and i was made to carry back, from whitfords, 24 bottles of LA ice and pub squash. my arms were like jelly afterwards. my dad went to the shop to get a can of coke. we made full advantage of the time we had alone :) unfortunately he came back after about 10 minutes, so we had to stop and dispose of the evidence. and aparently my dad took one look at rayne and now is under the impression we have had sex. dont know were he gets his ideas from......................:P
saturday night: after rayne went home, ate lots of pizza and watched jackie brown. good movie. quentin tarantino's second or third film. i cant remember. very confusing though, as everyone is triple crossing everyone else. then i watched rise of the lycans. probably my favourite out of the underworld trilogy. mainly cause its got lots of swords and its about lucian, my favourite werewolf ever.
sunday morning: woken up by rayne texting me. soccer game. she won 8-2 :) lou came round about 11, and then we went round brodies. and we did ju-jitsu sparing on the oval for like an hour. brodie beat lou in the time it took for tears dont fall to get to the first chorus. and fucking brodie kept pulling my hair. then he sat on my face. il get him for that.......
sunday afternoon: went round raynes place. we watched drillbit taylor and made very unhealthy cheese tosties. sure were good though :P then we walked her dog jackson and walked down to mullaloo. did u know everything in the toilets there is electronic??? they like have buttons for opening and closing the doors, and for dispensing toilet paper, and for washing hands. still, it was kinda dirty. like really dirty actually. eeewwwwww.
sunday evening: still at mullaloo with rayne and jackson. rayne bit me really hard and drew blood :) now it looks like iv become a vampire. she sure is a kinky girl that rayne... actually my neck still kinda hurts. dont worry, il be fine though :P rayne pinned me to a park bench and tried to take my pants off just as an old lady was walking past. i think we scarred her for life :P not that the elderly have much life left in them, i mean, their old! jackson was really good and didnt attack any dogs, even the really tiny one that looked more like a rodent. oh and jackson is a human whisperer. he projects his thoughts into my head and i speak for him. what a good dog that jackson is.
sunday night: HOWLS MOVING CASTLE! awsome movie. ella had it on when i got home. then LILLY ALLEN was on rove! LILLY ALLEN! she is so awsome and hot :P did u know she has 3 nipples??? i knew that. it doesnt look much like a 3rd nipple, kinda just like a birthmark or a mole actually. hmmmmm lilly allen. rayne, if i ever meet her........ u cant join in, she's all mine :) same goes for ewan macgregor. and now im playing pokemon whilst blogging and talking to rayne and also doing the dishes. horay for multitasking. oh, and i have also agreed to have lunch with rayne and the 3 people who scare me most in the world next sunday :/ fun.
well i hope everyone elses weekend was as interesting as mine. comment me with what u did, im interested to hear.
friday night. didnt really do a hell of a lot. surfed the net mainly. i discovered a cool game were u can create a virus and wipe out the population of the world :) its good fun. i really hate madagascar though. 3 times i managed to kill every single country in the world except for fucking madagascar! then i drew lots more pictures. and stuck them on my wall. i now have 109, including the ones on my door.
saturday morning: awoken by what i thought was my phone going off. turned out it was and i missed a phone call :P oh well, it wasnt anything important. spent most of the morning scraping the foundations of my room for some spare change. i ended up with nearly 7 whole dollars :P went up to whitfords and met rayne there. walked around for like ages. she bought a new dress. i wanted her to wear it, but it was too short to be seen in public aparently. ate macca's. and they had a poster of eric draven in framers mill. AND I COULDNT AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!! waaaa. i feel like crying now....
saturday afternoon: rayne came back to my place. we watched the crow, the start of evil dead 2, and we started watching V for vendetta. oh, and i was made to carry back, from whitfords, 24 bottles of LA ice and pub squash. my arms were like jelly afterwards. my dad went to the shop to get a can of coke. we made full advantage of the time we had alone :) unfortunately he came back after about 10 minutes, so we had to stop and dispose of the evidence. and aparently my dad took one look at rayne and now is under the impression we have had sex. dont know were he gets his ideas from......................:P
saturday night: after rayne went home, ate lots of pizza and watched jackie brown. good movie. quentin tarantino's second or third film. i cant remember. very confusing though, as everyone is triple crossing everyone else. then i watched rise of the lycans. probably my favourite out of the underworld trilogy. mainly cause its got lots of swords and its about lucian, my favourite werewolf ever.
sunday morning: woken up by rayne texting me. soccer game. she won 8-2 :) lou came round about 11, and then we went round brodies. and we did ju-jitsu sparing on the oval for like an hour. brodie beat lou in the time it took for tears dont fall to get to the first chorus. and fucking brodie kept pulling my hair. then he sat on my face. il get him for that.......
sunday afternoon: went round raynes place. we watched drillbit taylor and made very unhealthy cheese tosties. sure were good though :P then we walked her dog jackson and walked down to mullaloo. did u know everything in the toilets there is electronic??? they like have buttons for opening and closing the doors, and for dispensing toilet paper, and for washing hands. still, it was kinda dirty. like really dirty actually. eeewwwwww.
sunday evening: still at mullaloo with rayne and jackson. rayne bit me really hard and drew blood :) now it looks like iv become a vampire. she sure is a kinky girl that rayne... actually my neck still kinda hurts. dont worry, il be fine though :P rayne pinned me to a park bench and tried to take my pants off just as an old lady was walking past. i think we scarred her for life :P not that the elderly have much life left in them, i mean, their old! jackson was really good and didnt attack any dogs, even the really tiny one that looked more like a rodent. oh and jackson is a human whisperer. he projects his thoughts into my head and i speak for him. what a good dog that jackson is.
sunday night: HOWLS MOVING CASTLE! awsome movie. ella had it on when i got home. then LILLY ALLEN was on rove! LILLY ALLEN! she is so awsome and hot :P did u know she has 3 nipples??? i knew that. it doesnt look much like a 3rd nipple, kinda just like a birthmark or a mole actually. hmmmmm lilly allen. rayne, if i ever meet her........ u cant join in, she's all mine :) same goes for ewan macgregor. and now im playing pokemon whilst blogging and talking to rayne and also doing the dishes. horay for multitasking. oh, and i have also agreed to have lunch with rayne and the 3 people who scare me most in the world next sunday :/ fun.
well i hope everyone elses weekend was as interesting as mine. comment me with what u did, im interested to hear.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
invincible
first of all, im going to say that whoever posted that last blog under my name is a complete and utter wanker. no,i do not want to eat monkey flesh. yes, kung pow was an awsome movie, and monkey bone was just ok. and yes that guy that ate human flesh was also true.
BUT YOU SCREWED UP, RANDOM BLOG POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the version of the human flesh eating thing i tell is different. as far as i know, it wasnt some terminaly sick kid. it was some random guy who got hit by a car, and in his last moments he said yes, you can eat some of me. so they cut out a pound of his flesh and cooked it medium rare and ate it, and apparently it tasted like veal, only chewier.
so FUCK YOU!!!!!!! next time you decide to pull a spineless move like that, get your facts straight first you dick wad. im going to hunt you down and kill you :P also i never label my posts, theres another place u screwed up. and i always give them titles.
the sky is a lie. its not actually blue. it only looks that way cause light refracts off the ocean and gives it a bluish tinge. thats one reason i like cloudy days. cause the clouds cover up the lies. hehehehehe, that sounds cool.... im going to have to remember that one. anyone got a spare RPG lying around??? i have a strong urge to destroy stuff. like YOU! mwuhahahahaha!
"this moment in time, this moment defined, how is it i feel nothing?" the only thing i feel at the moment is my eyes are sore. other then that, i feel nothing. everything is distant and far away. even the table im resting my arms on feels like its fading away into dust. why do i feel nothing??? i should be feeling something right now. pain, happiness, anger, sorrow, joy, love, anything would be better than this blankness right now. i want to feel something. anything. i felt angry and upsett not too long ago. i felt happy not too long before that. but its all kinda faded.
im so tired. i know i shouldnt be, but i am. iv had more sleep this last week then iv had all term so far. but im still so tired. i dont understand it. *sigh*. im really warm right now. like burning up hallucinating warm, only im not sick. i want to find a nice cold corner and lay down there to fall asleep. that would be nice, dont u think??? finding somewhere shady and cool and cold, and just lying down to sleep. that sounds really nice right now. i must go find such a corner.... but where could i possibly find one??? the cold scares me though. once you've been in the cold for too long, you start to become cold yourself. cold people push others away from them, and are alone. sometimes i like being by myself, but not always. most of the time i like being around people. cept when they all try to kill me.......
"all my life i was in the cold, now i find i feel nothing more, leave me to learn, leave me to hurt, now im not so invincible" amazing song. had it playing non stop for like half an hour now. and its very true. people like to tell themselves they are invincible. hey, if they hear it enough they may start to believe it. i know i believe it sometimes. but hurt brings people back down from their invincible podium above us all. without hurt, there would be nothing to seperate the good times. the good times would loose all meaning to us. we need to hurt to feel good. and we also learn from hurt. it teaches us how to be human. we learn more from hurting then we do from anything else.
static x are awsome. such a good band. song is called invincible. everybody download it! it is legendary and awsome. and if you dont then i shall hunt you down and find you and kill you in many horrible and gory ways :)
BUT YOU SCREWED UP, RANDOM BLOG POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the version of the human flesh eating thing i tell is different. as far as i know, it wasnt some terminaly sick kid. it was some random guy who got hit by a car, and in his last moments he said yes, you can eat some of me. so they cut out a pound of his flesh and cooked it medium rare and ate it, and apparently it tasted like veal, only chewier.
so FUCK YOU!!!!!!! next time you decide to pull a spineless move like that, get your facts straight first you dick wad. im going to hunt you down and kill you :P also i never label my posts, theres another place u screwed up. and i always give them titles.
the sky is a lie. its not actually blue. it only looks that way cause light refracts off the ocean and gives it a bluish tinge. thats one reason i like cloudy days. cause the clouds cover up the lies. hehehehehe, that sounds cool.... im going to have to remember that one. anyone got a spare RPG lying around??? i have a strong urge to destroy stuff. like YOU! mwuhahahahaha!
"this moment in time, this moment defined, how is it i feel nothing?" the only thing i feel at the moment is my eyes are sore. other then that, i feel nothing. everything is distant and far away. even the table im resting my arms on feels like its fading away into dust. why do i feel nothing??? i should be feeling something right now. pain, happiness, anger, sorrow, joy, love, anything would be better than this blankness right now. i want to feel something. anything. i felt angry and upsett not too long ago. i felt happy not too long before that. but its all kinda faded.
im so tired. i know i shouldnt be, but i am. iv had more sleep this last week then iv had all term so far. but im still so tired. i dont understand it. *sigh*. im really warm right now. like burning up hallucinating warm, only im not sick. i want to find a nice cold corner and lay down there to fall asleep. that would be nice, dont u think??? finding somewhere shady and cool and cold, and just lying down to sleep. that sounds really nice right now. i must go find such a corner.... but where could i possibly find one??? the cold scares me though. once you've been in the cold for too long, you start to become cold yourself. cold people push others away from them, and are alone. sometimes i like being by myself, but not always. most of the time i like being around people. cept when they all try to kill me.......
"all my life i was in the cold, now i find i feel nothing more, leave me to learn, leave me to hurt, now im not so invincible" amazing song. had it playing non stop for like half an hour now. and its very true. people like to tell themselves they are invincible. hey, if they hear it enough they may start to believe it. i know i believe it sometimes. but hurt brings people back down from their invincible podium above us all. without hurt, there would be nothing to seperate the good times. the good times would loose all meaning to us. we need to hurt to feel good. and we also learn from hurt. it teaches us how to be human. we learn more from hurting then we do from anything else.
static x are awsome. such a good band. song is called invincible. everybody download it! it is legendary and awsome. and if you dont then i shall hunt you down and find you and kill you in many horrible and gory ways :)
Sunday, May 17, 2009
heres to learning something new!
hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
fear of the number 666.
"Possible that original number of the beast was 616. This is attested to in Codex Ephraimi Rescriptus. St. Jerome said 616 instead of 666.
666 a triangular number (1+2+3+4+5.......+36), better symmetry than 616.
Gematria: Hebrew numerology values later transposed to other alphabets. According to gematria, commentators on Revelations give possible names of the Antichrist:
Lampetis = the lustrous one
Teitan = ?
Palaibaskanos = ancient sorcerer
Benediktos = blue bastard
Kakos Odegos = wicked guide
Altehes Blaberos = harmful
Amnos Adikos = unjust lamb
O Niketes = the conqueror
Antemos = opponent
Diclux= double dealer (same has Teitan, only Latin)
Genserikos = Genseric, Vandal who sacked Rome?
Arnodymy = i deny
Acxyme = ?"
{Jan4th. 1989. John Winchester's Journal}
try keeping up with an excerpt like that. hah.
Announcement: Bilby is the official mascot to our (who are we) guerilla blogging
Bilby says:
u posted a blog... 4 MINUTES AGO!?
me says:
um yes wasnt i meant to? lol
Bilby says:
no
me says:
oh
Bilby says:
blogging is banned by da government
me says:
so you are not in our little gureilla blogging group then?
Bilby says:
guerilla blogging? well I am 900 pounds...
me says:
so u are our official mascot
Bilby says:
lol ive always wanted to be a mascot
fear of the number 666.
"Possible that original number of the beast was 616. This is attested to in Codex Ephraimi Rescriptus. St. Jerome said 616 instead of 666.
666 a triangular number (1+2+3+4+5.......+36), better symmetry than 616.
Gematria: Hebrew numerology values later transposed to other alphabets. According to gematria, commentators on Revelations give possible names of the Antichrist:
Lampetis = the lustrous one
Teitan = ?
Palaibaskanos = ancient sorcerer
Benediktos = blue bastard
Kakos Odegos = wicked guide
Altehes Blaberos = harmful
Amnos Adikos = unjust lamb
O Niketes = the conqueror
Antemos = opponent
Diclux= double dealer (same has Teitan, only Latin)
Genserikos = Genseric, Vandal who sacked Rome?
Arnodymy = i deny
Acxyme = ?"
{Jan4th. 1989. John Winchester's Journal}
try keeping up with an excerpt like that. hah.
Announcement: Bilby is the official mascot to our (who are we) guerilla blogging
Bilby says:
u posted a blog... 4 MINUTES AGO!?
me says:
um yes wasnt i meant to? lol
Bilby says:
no
me says:
oh
Bilby says:
blogging is banned by da government
me says:
so you are not in our little gureilla blogging group then?
Bilby says:
guerilla blogging? well I am 900 pounds...
me says:
so u are our official mascot
Bilby says:
lol ive always wanted to be a mascot
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Daylight Savings
The following is 20 reasons for and against daylight savings. I hope to inform you on what we have recently voted on in the hope of making those who voted realise whether their descision was the right or wrong one. The list is most definitely not biased at all.
"Reasons" to vote for Daylight Savings:
"Reasons" to vote for Daylight Savings:
- If you don't, the curtains will fade.
- You will have more time to worship the Sun God Ra.
- Your day will magically have an extra hour in it that came from nowhere.
- The government will give you gold.
- Without the confusion of changing your clock then business will more dificult between states.
- America invented it.
- It's time for a nationwide change. We need to progress! Daylight savings means progress just like work choices was progress from unfair dismissal laws and the atom bomb was progress from diplomacy.
- We desperately need to find thirty. So to make up for people being lazy we're going to be finding 60 instead when everyone turns their clocks back at the end of summer.
- The confusion of changing the clocks will seperate the weak from the strong thus those who survive Daylight Savings shall band together to make a super-race of beings.
- If you don't then the terrorists win.
- If you don't I'll kill a panda.
- You can never have enough daylight.
- Because drugs are bad children.
- It makes you live longer.
- Your mother didn't mind me adjusting her clocks last night! Ohhh.
- We love you and just want you to do what's right... why do you reject the love and kindness of Daylight Savings? Hail Daylight Savings hail!
- Not voting for it will give you bird flu.
- Even a monkey can change a clock. Therefore we must also do it too.
- Your disobediance angers Cthulhu!
- Because I'll be your best friend.
"Reasons" to vote against Daylight Savings:
- Cows like to be milked at a certain time. If you switch to daylight savings the farmers will be unable to compensate for an hours difference and milks the cows at the wrong time.
- If you do the curtains will fade. (Wait, what?)
- The cows will fade.
- I'll also give you gold.
- We're not idiots.
- It's too much effort to change the clocks.
- America invented it.
- We have survived this long without it.
- The sharks shall be angry. Dun nun..... dun nun...... dun nun... dun nun dun nun dun nun dadadagghh!!!
- It's confusing to begin with.
- The world has a billion important problems to look after. Changing the clocks isn't one of them.
- It's unfair on the autistic population who are adamant against change. Therefore Daylight Savings is anti-disabled people and is the thing of NAZIS! NAZIS DAMMIT!
- Daylight Savings makes baby jesus cry.
- Everytime you masturbate while looking at a clock that's been adjusted to Daylight Savings God kills a kitten.
- We've got enough daylight in our reserves. We don't need to save anymore even given of the recession.
- Scientologists are pro-Daylight Savings.
- Because I know where you live that's why.
- Because I just adjusted my clock and I jizzed in my pants.
- Computer says No.
- Daylight Savings will give you swine flu.
There. I hope you have given great thought into the serious and important reasons one must think about before taking a side on pro or against. Next in my series of informative blogs: 20 Reasons why abortion is good.... or bad?
Friday, May 15, 2009
serial killer top 5
am i the only person fascinated with serial killers??? no, i didnt think so. its so interesting to read about them. the motives, murder weapons, modus operadi, body disposal, psyche, i find it all so interesting. so i have compiled a list of my top 5 favourite serial killers for you all.
5: Ed Gein.
Gein was born in 1906, and was considered by many to be america's first serial killer, despite the fact that he was only trialed for the deaths of 2 people. after the death of his mother in 1945, Gein began robbing graves of middle aged woman he thought resembled his mother, and fashioned many ornaments from their bone and skin. he as arrested in 1957 for the murder of bernice worden. her body was found decapitated and strung up from a tree, with her rib cage split open and her torso empty. cause of death was a bullet from a .22 rifle. in confesion, Gein also admited to shooting mary hogan, who had been missing since 1954. he was also found to have skinned the faces off his victims, and wore them as face masks. Gein was found guilty of murder, but due to legal insanity, was sentenced to life in a mental hospital. Gein died in 1984 due to heart failure brought on by cancer.
4: Charles Manson.
Manson was born in 1934, and although he never technically killed anybody, he started a cult known as the manson family, who were responsible for over 7 murders. Manson and his family believed that "helter skelter", an apocalyptic race war, was aproaching, and that the beetles were speaking directly to Manson through the white album, and that the album held key details as to when and were helter skelter would break out. believing that he and his followers would be spared in the apocalypse and rise to a god like status amongst the few survivors, Manson instructed and conspired several murders that he believed would fasten the aproach of helter skelter. trialed in 1970, Manson and several family members were found guilty of 7 counts of murder and one conspiracy to commit murder, thanks to the joint-responsibilty rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes fellow conspirers have commited in furtherance of the conspiracy's goals. Mansons family were found to have shot a man called bernard crowe, stabbed gary hinman to death, the shooting of steven paret, stabbing sharon tate, wojciech frykowski, abigail folder, and jay sebring, and stabbing leno labianca and his wife to death with a bayonet.
3: Elizabeth Bathory.
Countess Elizabeth Bathory was born in 1560 in Hungary, and is widely regarded as the most prolific female serial killer of all time. in 1610, she was aprehended regarding the dissapearances of several young girls in the area. an investigation of her castle found at least one girl on the verge of death. she was arrested and accused of the murder and torture of 80 young virgin girls, although official claims estimate that Bathory may have been responsible for the deaths of well over 600 girls. some of her described atrocities include severe beatings, burning of body parts, biting off flesh, freezing to death, often fatal surgery on living victims, starvings, sexual abuse, and legend claims that she bathed in the young girls blood in order to keep her youthful appearance. four of her servants were sentenced to death as co-conspirers, and had their nails ripped out before being thrown into a great fire. Bathory herself was never trialed officially, as the king Matthias said it would negatively affect nobility. she was put on house arrest for four years, and was walled inside a series of rooms. she died of self induced starvation in 1614.
2: Alexander Pearce.
Alexander Pearce was an irish bush ranger born in 1790. he was sent to the Macquarie Harbour Penal Settlement on tasmania in 1882, a notoriously inescapable prison for bushrangers and convicts. he soon escaped with 7 other convicts and an axe, and he was recaptured later on near hobart, but the other men were never found. he claimed to have killed and eaten them, but the authorities disbelieved him and assumed the other men were still at large. Pearce was sent back to "inescapable"prison, but within a year escaped again with a man named thomas cox. Pearce was found 10 days later, with human meat in his pockets, wich was later identified as belonging to cox. he was hanged in 1824, soon after his second escape, for cannibalism and murder.
1: Gilles de Raise.
born in 1404 in france, Gilles de Raise joined the french royal army at a young age, and by the time he was 23, was promoted to comander. he fought in the hundred years war alongside joan of arc in 1429 against the english. some legends claim Gilles de Raise was even joan of arcs lover at some point, though this remains uncomfirmed. sometime in the year 1432, Gilles de Raise began his grizzly murder spree, mainly preying upon children and young children between the ages of 12 and 18, of both sexes. he would first get his servants to kidnap children from neighbouring villages, and dress and pamper them for a night, before inviting them to a great feast. afterwards, he would rape them, then torture and kill them. accounts from his servants claim that de Raise decapitated, hung, slashed the throats, dismembering, strangled, and sometimes broke the necks of his victims to kill them. de Raise was captured in 1440, and under torture, also confessed that he often cut the dead body's open and played with their organs, before disposing of the body's in a slow burning fire that minimised the smell of flesh. he was hanged later that same year. reports vary as to the numbers of his victims. he was accused in court of 80, but modern estimates range between a grand total of 200 and 600 victims.
and so concludes my gruesome list. 5 people the world is a better place without, but 5 people who continue to fascinate people to this day, and who hold a cult status amongst the most haneous criminals the world has ever known. hope you enjoyed it, and i hope you can at least appreciate why i find these people so fascinating.
5: Ed Gein.
Gein was born in 1906, and was considered by many to be america's first serial killer, despite the fact that he was only trialed for the deaths of 2 people. after the death of his mother in 1945, Gein began robbing graves of middle aged woman he thought resembled his mother, and fashioned many ornaments from their bone and skin. he as arrested in 1957 for the murder of bernice worden. her body was found decapitated and strung up from a tree, with her rib cage split open and her torso empty. cause of death was a bullet from a .22 rifle. in confesion, Gein also admited to shooting mary hogan, who had been missing since 1954. he was also found to have skinned the faces off his victims, and wore them as face masks. Gein was found guilty of murder, but due to legal insanity, was sentenced to life in a mental hospital. Gein died in 1984 due to heart failure brought on by cancer.
4: Charles Manson.
Manson was born in 1934, and although he never technically killed anybody, he started a cult known as the manson family, who were responsible for over 7 murders. Manson and his family believed that "helter skelter", an apocalyptic race war, was aproaching, and that the beetles were speaking directly to Manson through the white album, and that the album held key details as to when and were helter skelter would break out. believing that he and his followers would be spared in the apocalypse and rise to a god like status amongst the few survivors, Manson instructed and conspired several murders that he believed would fasten the aproach of helter skelter. trialed in 1970, Manson and several family members were found guilty of 7 counts of murder and one conspiracy to commit murder, thanks to the joint-responsibilty rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes fellow conspirers have commited in furtherance of the conspiracy's goals. Mansons family were found to have shot a man called bernard crowe, stabbed gary hinman to death, the shooting of steven paret, stabbing sharon tate, wojciech frykowski, abigail folder, and jay sebring, and stabbing leno labianca and his wife to death with a bayonet.
3: Elizabeth Bathory.
Countess Elizabeth Bathory was born in 1560 in Hungary, and is widely regarded as the most prolific female serial killer of all time. in 1610, she was aprehended regarding the dissapearances of several young girls in the area. an investigation of her castle found at least one girl on the verge of death. she was arrested and accused of the murder and torture of 80 young virgin girls, although official claims estimate that Bathory may have been responsible for the deaths of well over 600 girls. some of her described atrocities include severe beatings, burning of body parts, biting off flesh, freezing to death, often fatal surgery on living victims, starvings, sexual abuse, and legend claims that she bathed in the young girls blood in order to keep her youthful appearance. four of her servants were sentenced to death as co-conspirers, and had their nails ripped out before being thrown into a great fire. Bathory herself was never trialed officially, as the king Matthias said it would negatively affect nobility. she was put on house arrest for four years, and was walled inside a series of rooms. she died of self induced starvation in 1614.
2: Alexander Pearce.
Alexander Pearce was an irish bush ranger born in 1790. he was sent to the Macquarie Harbour Penal Settlement on tasmania in 1882, a notoriously inescapable prison for bushrangers and convicts. he soon escaped with 7 other convicts and an axe, and he was recaptured later on near hobart, but the other men were never found. he claimed to have killed and eaten them, but the authorities disbelieved him and assumed the other men were still at large. Pearce was sent back to "inescapable"prison, but within a year escaped again with a man named thomas cox. Pearce was found 10 days later, with human meat in his pockets, wich was later identified as belonging to cox. he was hanged in 1824, soon after his second escape, for cannibalism and murder.
1: Gilles de Raise.
born in 1404 in france, Gilles de Raise joined the french royal army at a young age, and by the time he was 23, was promoted to comander. he fought in the hundred years war alongside joan of arc in 1429 against the english. some legends claim Gilles de Raise was even joan of arcs lover at some point, though this remains uncomfirmed. sometime in the year 1432, Gilles de Raise began his grizzly murder spree, mainly preying upon children and young children between the ages of 12 and 18, of both sexes. he would first get his servants to kidnap children from neighbouring villages, and dress and pamper them for a night, before inviting them to a great feast. afterwards, he would rape them, then torture and kill them. accounts from his servants claim that de Raise decapitated, hung, slashed the throats, dismembering, strangled, and sometimes broke the necks of his victims to kill them. de Raise was captured in 1440, and under torture, also confessed that he often cut the dead body's open and played with their organs, before disposing of the body's in a slow burning fire that minimised the smell of flesh. he was hanged later that same year. reports vary as to the numbers of his victims. he was accused in court of 80, but modern estimates range between a grand total of 200 and 600 victims.
and so concludes my gruesome list. 5 people the world is a better place without, but 5 people who continue to fascinate people to this day, and who hold a cult status amongst the most haneous criminals the world has ever known. hope you enjoyed it, and i hope you can at least appreciate why i find these people so fascinating.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
blood and rayne
it is late and i am bored.
very very very bored.
and i cant watch tru blood cause the tv has been claimed by the troll in the living room.
what a pity. iv only got 4 more episodes left to go till iv finished the first season as well. if tru blood was actually a drink, i would definately buy some. ab-. that's the rarest blood type, so it would probably be the tasteiest. i couldnt drink it warm though. no, i would like my synthetic japanese blood in a bottle served cold thank you very much.
blood is so amazing. its just microscopic blobs of red stuff that's only purpose is to transport oxygen around the body. and those millions of cells are so tightly packed and so tiny that they form a viscous, red liquid we know as blood. did you know red blood cells are one of the few cells without a nucleus or any organelles or any way of feeding or reproducing???
its quite amazing. and it taste so good as well :) yes i like the taste of blood. and anyone who sais they dont is lying. i keep getting nose bleeds in the mornings. like il just wake up, and my nose will be pouring blood for some reason. for once my sheets are stained red instead of white :P
rayne has asked me if i want to go see evermore with her and some peoples. one issue is that it is 38 dollars entry. yes, i am that pore i dont even have 40 bucks in the bank. shouldnt have quit hj's after all i guess...... thats not the only issue though. another is i will have to meet her friends. anyone who knows me well will know that i am not good with meeting new people. i scare them, and they scare me. they seem nice from what iv heard, but im scared of meeting them none the less. what if they dont like me??? sigh, it is all a bit of a kerfufle. and to be perfectly honest there are only a few evermore songs that iv heard that iv liked. mainly their very first stuff.
alucard is everything a vampire should aspire to be and more. he has awsome theme music, a wicked red trenchcoat, massive guns, he's not afraid to kill people, he's smart and sophisticated, very dry and sarcastic sense of humour, he loves a good fight and strives to find an opponent as strong as he is, he has a demon hell hound inside him, he can cast illusions and is super fast and strong, and every episode of hellsing he gets blown to pieces only to rise back up in a puddle of blood laughing evily. he is pewnage to the max.
being a vampire would be fun. i still prefer werewolves, but still, vampires are alright. as long as im not edward of course :P sorry to his hordes of screaming fan-girls who dont know any better.
very very very bored.
and i cant watch tru blood cause the tv has been claimed by the troll in the living room.
what a pity. iv only got 4 more episodes left to go till iv finished the first season as well. if tru blood was actually a drink, i would definately buy some. ab-. that's the rarest blood type, so it would probably be the tasteiest. i couldnt drink it warm though. no, i would like my synthetic japanese blood in a bottle served cold thank you very much.
blood is so amazing. its just microscopic blobs of red stuff that's only purpose is to transport oxygen around the body. and those millions of cells are so tightly packed and so tiny that they form a viscous, red liquid we know as blood. did you know red blood cells are one of the few cells without a nucleus or any organelles or any way of feeding or reproducing???
its quite amazing. and it taste so good as well :) yes i like the taste of blood. and anyone who sais they dont is lying. i keep getting nose bleeds in the mornings. like il just wake up, and my nose will be pouring blood for some reason. for once my sheets are stained red instead of white :P
rayne has asked me if i want to go see evermore with her and some peoples. one issue is that it is 38 dollars entry. yes, i am that pore i dont even have 40 bucks in the bank. shouldnt have quit hj's after all i guess...... thats not the only issue though. another is i will have to meet her friends. anyone who knows me well will know that i am not good with meeting new people. i scare them, and they scare me. they seem nice from what iv heard, but im scared of meeting them none the less. what if they dont like me??? sigh, it is all a bit of a kerfufle. and to be perfectly honest there are only a few evermore songs that iv heard that iv liked. mainly their very first stuff.
alucard is everything a vampire should aspire to be and more. he has awsome theme music, a wicked red trenchcoat, massive guns, he's not afraid to kill people, he's smart and sophisticated, very dry and sarcastic sense of humour, he loves a good fight and strives to find an opponent as strong as he is, he has a demon hell hound inside him, he can cast illusions and is super fast and strong, and every episode of hellsing he gets blown to pieces only to rise back up in a puddle of blood laughing evily. he is pewnage to the max.
being a vampire would be fun. i still prefer werewolves, but still, vampires are alright. as long as im not edward of course :P sorry to his hordes of screaming fan-girls who dont know any better.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
R.I.P Axolotl
Fellow school students, colleagues and peers. We are gathered here today for the mourning of the dear old Axolotl of room S4 in the science block of DSHS who has recently passed away...
...or has it? Those who have had the fun of being in S4 and looked at the far corner of the room would've noticed a tank of water that stored a strange looking creature with legs, tail and gills sticking out of it's neck. It also looked dead. As we would sit on the side of the class when we had misbehaved, or gone to do experiments with bunsen burners where we would then misbehave and set stuff on fire (today I melted zinc and copper strips! I wasn't meant to!) we could see this strange fish lizard thing floating in the water looking out into the classroom with cold dead like eyes. "Jesus" called it the "stoner fish" because it looked stoned. I said it's big grin and weird eyes reminded me of Shoop-da-woop and imagined it FIRING-ITS-LAZAARRR!!!! (Yes, I'm just that lame.) People would come up and go "it looks dead. Are you sure it's not dead?" and me being the freaky-fish-guy expert wannabe I would go "No it just looks like it is. It moves occasionally trust me." It just didn't respond to stimulus so if you tapped on the glass or got in it's way then nothing would happen. Everytime it decided to move it was fascinating to watch such a rare sight! Because it was a really flipping LAZY FISH! "Look! It's ACTUALLY moving!" I am strangely the only one who seemed so excited when it decided to move slightly before stopping again and just floating there with it's strange spaced out look.
I wish I had the same drugs that Axolotl had man because Chemistry lessons can be really boring.
Axolotl's have very low metabolism rates. They don't move much. Thus I theorise that it was in fact NOT dead when removed from it's tank! It has previously floated on it's side/upside before so it doesn't care which was it's round and therefore the teachers didn't know it was dead!
The teachers killed Axolotl! Then they replaced it with fish! REAL fish! Two big greyish ones and a really cool one with really bright shiny scales that are so cool! :D It's a shiny fish! Ehehehe! Fishy is shiny! No! No, we're meant to be discussing the very very serious death of the beloved Axolotl.
We didn't think you actually had a name. Stoner will probably do. I don't think you have a tombstone I don't think the teachers really cared about you. How sad is that? You were a strange amphibious thing we looked at with fascination through a piece of glass. Wow. You're life was boring and now it's over. Wait no, that was a terrible eulogy. I suck at giving these to amphibians. Maybe that's why I don't have any friends........ of the amphibious kind.
Axolotls are cool. I want one now as a pet. I promise not to kill it and throw it away when it decides to go for a nap. I'll also be happy to fuel their strange drug habits and give it brownie-bloodworms whenever it's got the munchies.
R.I.P. Stoner fish!
P.S. Oh yeah btw... this is the 69th post! (Excluding the drafts. Seriously someone clean those up!) So HA! Suck on that! (Yeah otherwise it's not really a 69 is it?) I know I'm immature and I know you are too :P
Post Edit! (The last one didn't work so I'm retelling you!) OK well turns out my suspicions weren't true and the Axolotl truly is indeed dead :( It got a fungus infection and kinda got mouldy so therefore it was proven that it was dead. It's not preserved in a jar in the fume hood in S4. So you know it hasn't actually left the room it's still there it's just on the other side of the classroom hiding next to some bottles of deadly chemicals. It'll probably be examined by bio-students in the future one day. Stoner fish shall continue to be! (I'm waiting for 3 days before I give up all hope though. It might happen!)
...or has it? Those who have had the fun of being in S4 and looked at the far corner of the room would've noticed a tank of water that stored a strange looking creature with legs, tail and gills sticking out of it's neck. It also looked dead. As we would sit on the side of the class when we had misbehaved, or gone to do experiments with bunsen burners where we would then misbehave and set stuff on fire (today I melted zinc and copper strips! I wasn't meant to!) we could see this strange fish lizard thing floating in the water looking out into the classroom with cold dead like eyes. "Jesus" called it the "stoner fish" because it looked stoned. I said it's big grin and weird eyes reminded me of Shoop-da-woop and imagined it FIRING-ITS-LAZAARRR!!!! (Yes, I'm just that lame.) People would come up and go "it looks dead. Are you sure it's not dead?" and me being the freaky-fish-guy expert wannabe I would go "No it just looks like it is. It moves occasionally trust me." It just didn't respond to stimulus so if you tapped on the glass or got in it's way then nothing would happen. Everytime it decided to move it was fascinating to watch such a rare sight! Because it was a really flipping LAZY FISH! "Look! It's ACTUALLY moving!" I am strangely the only one who seemed so excited when it decided to move slightly before stopping again and just floating there with it's strange spaced out look.
I wish I had the same drugs that Axolotl had man because Chemistry lessons can be really boring.
Axolotl's have very low metabolism rates. They don't move much. Thus I theorise that it was in fact NOT dead when removed from it's tank! It has previously floated on it's side/upside before so it doesn't care which was it's round and therefore the teachers didn't know it was dead!
The teachers killed Axolotl! Then they replaced it with fish! REAL fish! Two big greyish ones and a really cool one with really bright shiny scales that are so cool! :D It's a shiny fish! Ehehehe! Fishy is shiny! No! No, we're meant to be discussing the very very serious death of the beloved Axolotl.
We didn't think you actually had a name. Stoner will probably do. I don't think you have a tombstone I don't think the teachers really cared about you. How sad is that? You were a strange amphibious thing we looked at with fascination through a piece of glass. Wow. You're life was boring and now it's over. Wait no, that was a terrible eulogy. I suck at giving these to amphibians. Maybe that's why I don't have any friends........ of the amphibious kind.
Axolotls are cool. I want one now as a pet. I promise not to kill it and throw it away when it decides to go for a nap. I'll also be happy to fuel their strange drug habits and give it brownie-bloodworms whenever it's got the munchies.
R.I.P. Stoner fish!
P.S. Oh yeah btw... this is the 69th post! (Excluding the drafts. Seriously someone clean those up!) So HA! Suck on that! (Yeah otherwise it's not really a 69 is it?) I know I'm immature and I know you are too :P
Post Edit! (The last one didn't work so I'm retelling you!) OK well turns out my suspicions weren't true and the Axolotl truly is indeed dead :( It got a fungus infection and kinda got mouldy so therefore it was proven that it was dead. It's not preserved in a jar in the fume hood in S4. So you know it hasn't actually left the room it's still there it's just on the other side of the classroom hiding next to some bottles of deadly chemicals. It'll probably be examined by bio-students in the future one day. Stoner fish shall continue to be! (I'm waiting for 3 days before I give up all hope though. It might happen!)
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